I think the funny part about it is that he's not necessarily dumb, he's just tragically unaware. Periodically (especially on radio), you'll catch the moment that he reality sinks in and he realizes that everyone is fucking with him.
"You didn't play so you don't know what you're talking about" is a hilarious dig from a female sports commentator.
I have a friend like this. Extremely intelligent but if all of us get together, it would take him 10 minutes before he understood we were messing with him. Oddly enough, has a hardo/washed up college athlete personality.
Man, PMT kinda stinks. I could see it being funny if you’re fairly new to the show, but they haven’t updated their shtick for about 2 years now.
sometimes i am watching games and see a play, and the first thing i blurt out is complete shit wrt rules or common sense. i'm glad no one is around to make me own that.
I think he got confused because he saw a interception the other day where a knee or elbow touched and for some reason an elbow or knee = two feet. Still dumb as shit
Degenerate Boys live tonight for the Bama/Clemson game. Dave has a 21k ticket for Clemson ML (+180), pays out 59k.
Dave's gonna win 60k Dave - "Hey Kayce, you can leave if you want. I'll buy you 100 Ubers" Tommy - "ha, fucking roasted her"
He doubled down at half time too, think he said towards the end of the game he had $800 total on bama. I got the impression Dave was going to pay off his loss