Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. tylerdolphin

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    Thay my wife every single time. And God forbid I don't have my phone in my hand and answer her immediately.
     
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  2. texasraider

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    Have you ever watched the wire
     
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  3. CF3234

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    Better then her not checking or texting and buying duplicates of everything like my fiancé does 25% of the time.
     
  4. The Real Roy Williams

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    Yes. It’s a great show. I trust her and don’t think she’s doing anything I just feel uncomfortable with her being around them.
     
  5. The Real Roy Williams

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    Don’t spoil the WIre for anyone that may have just been born.
     
  6. Imurhuckleberry

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    Do you actually trust her? Once people start jabbin veins they don't tend to stay clean.
     
  7. BayouMafia

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    Quick somebody threadban Black Falcon on behalf of Clown Baby
     
  8. a.tramp

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    Hello, we have 5 bottles of mustard at our house currently. Is this what you are referring to?
     
  9. Clown Baby

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    Black Falcon is a lot like Wee-Bay in that he’s copping to my spoilers in exchange for pit beef sandwiches
     
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  10. BayouMafia

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    I’ve always thought he said pig sandwich
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  11. CF3234

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    you too? I have 3 yellow mustards and 2 regular ones right now
     
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  12. IHHH

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    I am not even going to comment on this because I beat all of you by a country mile. This place is ready for world war 3
     
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  13. 941Gator

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    How much water?
     
  14. El Tiburon

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    Huh? The yellow ones are the regular mustards.
     
  15. tylerdolphin

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    I thought the same thing but I figured I missed on some cunty mustard tmb thread
     
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  16. ned's head

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    Look at this grey poupon motherfucker we got over here
     
  17. CF3234

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    Idk. I’m not a big mustard fan so I don’t know shit.

    Looked in the fridge and the other two are Dijon
     
  18. The Real Roy Williams

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    Yes I do and if she does relapse i will still love her and help her. She’s not some deadbeat. She has multiple degrees, a home and is employed, and is smart as fuck. People fuck up sometimes. I just hope she isn’t doing it now. I still haven’t heard from her and her stupid phone is dead. I’m pulling my hair out.
     
  19. Imurhuckleberry

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    Her phone is dead huh.
     
  20. 941Gator

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    Do you have a tracking device on her phone or a chip in her?
     
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  21. The Real Roy Williams

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    It goes straight to voicemail. I think it is dead because she never charges it. She’s all sad and for all I know she is on drugs. Is that what you want to hear?
     
  22. The Real Roy Williams

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    No.
     
  23. Cheshire Bridge

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    Will you get my some water?


    Sure



    Goes to get water, turns around.......you guys know the drill.. ..there she is getting something else from. The kitxhen.
     
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  24. The Real Roy Williams

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    I contacted her friend and if she doesn’t come home in the morning she is going to go to the place she is likely at and get her. I don’t know where this place is so I messaged the friend. She’s taking our friends death badly.
     
  25. 941Gator

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    Throw pillows, I just can't do it anymore.
     
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  26. The Real Roy Williams

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    Sorry to be dramatic. I’m probably gonna get more people to block me so I’ll shut up. A nice pillow sounds very comfortable right now.
     
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  27. Arrec Bardwin

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    No id like to see you not try to flippantly justify it.
     
  28. The Real Roy Williams

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    Ok. Thanks for the advice. I don’t know where she is and can’t contact her. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I talked to her friend. I have to go to work in the morning so I’m just gonna chalk it up I guess. I’m not happy.
     
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  29. Imurhuckleberry

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    They're the worst.
     
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  30. The Real Roy Williams

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    If someone was around I’d throw pillows at them but I agree those pillows suck.
     
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  31. Imurhuckleberry

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    Get you some sleep. Probably gonna be a rough night. Serious question, what do your friends and family think of your lady friend?
     
  32. The Real Roy Williams

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    We dated for three years in high school and college then split up. My fault. She has been friends with my closest friends forever. They treat her like one of the dudes and tease her relentlessly. My parents love her. She’s great. I don’t think she’s getting fucked up I just worry.
     
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  33. Jack Bauer

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    Speaking of this - the wife was out shopping tonight and sent me about a dozen pics of different Gatorade packages to choose from. "I don't care, you pick" was NOT the right answer after she went through all that effort.
     
  34. Jack Bauer

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    Anybody else live with a wife/best friend that buys tons of shit, but isn't sure if she likes it and may return it?
     
  35. Arrec Bardwin

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    To be honest, it’s kind of womanly to not be able to just pick one and tell her to buy it.
     
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  36. Marbles

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    Helped sweetums clean out her closet saturday to make room for spring clothes. Half the stuff in the pile we were getting rid of had tags on it.
     
  37. AIP

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    That’s why I do the shopping
     
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  38. IHHH

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    She’s not too bad with water, i should take a pic of our fridge and pantry though. It is stacked.

    It’s just her and me and we have two fridge, both freezers are completely full. When we moved I threw out some stuff with the expiration date from 2009. We moved last year
     
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  39. blind dog

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    What kind of drugs has she shot up in the past? That's p serious IMO

    Ts & Ps
     
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  40. teel

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    Girl I was dating dumped me before I could even finish the cookies she brought over New Year’s Eve lmao
     
  41. Imurhuckleberry

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    Cuffing season is over
     
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  42. tylerdolphin

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    I get your point but sometimes you really just don't give a single fuck about the question and it's hard to force yourself to care.

    And if she's anything like my wife, most likely if he messaged back and said he wanted orange Gatorade she'd have messaged him back asking if he was sure because she kinda wants grape. Which leads right back to the idgaf get whatever flavor part of this.
     
  43. The Real Roy Williams

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    coke and herion. She hasn't done it in over 10 years and I talked to her again this morning.. I really don't think she is or will. I just got scared. I was fucked up too, not to that exctent but close. I shot up a handful of times that's it though. We know each other really really well and I trust her.
     
    #6793 The Real Roy Williams, Jan 9, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2019
  44. CF3234

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    congrats, she kept you around long enough to get the christmas gift before dumping you.
     
  45. B-STREET BUTCHER

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    FUCK THAT SCALLYWAG BRUH YOU A KEEPER
     
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  46. tylerdolphin

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    If she's been clean for 10 years she's probably fine unless you have good reason to believe otherwise.
     
  47. One Two

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    You mean a woman?
     
  49. The Real Roy Williams

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    I trust her. I was just worried she was going to see the people she used to get drugs from even if she wasn't doing that. It freaked me out and I've been freaked out.
     
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  50. blind dog

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    No but live with one that buys tons of shit knowing she is going to return most of it but puts it off until I do it for her bc I'm sick of seeing it by the front door
     
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