Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. CF3234

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  3. IHHH

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    Now I am curious how that discussion went
     
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  4. The Real Roy Williams

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    She's home and is not fucked up. Very apologetic and crying. She was hanging out with the older brother of our friend that just died and some their friends. She wasn't at the drug place I was just paranoid. Sorry to spam the thread.
     
  5. CF3234

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    so shes just crying because her phone died? This is NOT normal.
     
  6. Druce

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    This doesn't add up to me. What was she apologetic and crying about? Does hanging out with translate to banging? Multiple days w/radio silence?
     
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  7. The Real Roy Williams

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    That dog was a killer b
     
  8. Joe_Pesci

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    This is the type of story that my friends who cheat on their wives/girlfriends tell :twocents:
     
  9. Clown Baby

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    And she had to see him in person
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    Why do you have so many dirtbag friends
     
  11. Crepeswithasmile

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  12. Clown Baby

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    The best way to solve this mystery is to try to go down on her right now
     
  13. 941Gator

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    I know you've known her for a while.....How old is she now?
     
  14. Crepeswithasmile

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    if her pussy smells like john force just did a burn out in it then she's cheating.
     
  15. The Real Roy Williams

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    She went to hang out with friends and yes she did do drugs. Not hard drugs but she smoked a bunch and took some acid. She's not used to that and couldn't drive for a while. She was embarresed and was brief in our conversations. That's why I was upset. She cried to me about it at my lunch break. I was gone for almost two hours. I'm glad my boss had a dentist appointment or he would have my ass. She's good now she just thinks I'm mad at her. Which I am and told her. .I'll get over it though.
     
  16. Joe_Pesci

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    if i can't be friends with them at their worst, i don't deserve to be friends with them at their best
     
  17. The Real Roy Williams

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    35. I'm 36 but we're just a few months apart.
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    Dance like nobody who’s friends with your wife is watching
     
  19. Crepeswithasmile

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  20. IHHH

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    Did she cheat on you in your previous relationship? Do you know the guy she was with(the brother of your dead friend)?
     
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  21. CF3234

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  22. CF3234

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    The Real Roy Williams. This is what keeps happening to you ITT. Take some advice.
     
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  23. The Real Roy Williams

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    No never. She's not cheating. We were seperated for a long time so she has a bunch of friends around the state. I don't think she is cheating at all. The people I was worried about her hanging out with are a married couple. She wasn't even there though.
     
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  24. The Real Roy Williams

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    When I think of hard drugs I think of H, Coke, Meth or whatever. LSD is a hippy drug it's not as bad. Still bad but not as bad.
     
  25. Capstone 88

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    “Hey what did you do this weekend?”
    “Not much really. Some laundry, got some dinner, took some acid. Real chill weekend.”
     
  26. The Real Roy Williams

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    You posted it once. You don't need to post it again.
     
  27. 941Gator

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    I mean, does sound rather chill. Probably never left the house.
     
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  28. blind dog

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    What did she smoke a bunch of? I would normally assume we are just talking about weed but not sure here
     
  29. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    PCP. Angel Dust.
     
  30. The Real Roy Williams

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  31. CF3234

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    The message doesn't seem to be sinking in. People are trying to help you and show you that the stuff you post in here is not normal Wife/GF issues and you keep ignoring them.
     
  32. Crepeswithasmile

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    ended up Debo's pigeon coop sweating like a slave, hasn't been right since.
     
  33. Crepeswithasmile

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    dicks.
     
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  34. The Real Roy Williams

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    Yeah well not all wife/girlfiend issues are the same. This was clearly a girlfriend issue. I'll go back and hide in the random thoughts thread. I apologize for inconviencing you.
     
  35. blind dog

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    quit being a fucking weirdo with the apologizing. No one was inconvenienced. I'm fascinated TBH
     
  36. The Real Roy Williams

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    Fuck head was being an asshole and I apologize way more than I should. My parents, my girlfiend, my co workers, my friends all say that. 'm just gonna start telling people to fuck off.
     
    #6886 The Real Roy Williams, Jan 9, 2019
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  37. CF3234

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    Not all issues are the same, but when your issues are so far out of the realm of normal, should you really be following that path?

    We are trying to help you man. That's it.
     
  38. TheGrifter

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    A recovering heroin addict dropping acid?

    You realize she is rocketing toward a relapse, right?
     
  39. BayouMafia

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    we're all assholes

    don't apologize
     
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  40. Crepeswithasmile

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    am I the fuck head?
     
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  41. The Real Roy Williams

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    No. You used to rape but now seem really into pastries. That's a solid transition. I was talking about the Miami fan.
     
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  42. CF3234

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    Once again. We are trying to help you see that what you think is normal is not normal at all.
     
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  43. One Two

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    The Real Roy Williams for Christ's sake man if this relationship is tearing you up this much FUCKING PUNT THE GODDAMNED FOOTBALL
     
  44. TheFreak55

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    until your username is rapeswithasmile again, yes
     
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  45. The Real Roy Williams

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    What the fuck. It's not. I was worried and evewrything is normal.I overreacted. We're good now.
     
  46. CF3234

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    I couldn't live your life man. If I found out that while I couldn't get in touch with my fiance she was dropping acid with some random people, it would have me breaking shit level mad.
     
    #6896 CF3234, Jan 9, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2019
  47. Arrec Bardwin

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    Honestly man you seem Manic/Depressive the way you swing wildly from fine to sad to mad. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but you should talk to someone and get a more professional opinion than mine, but it just reminds me of other people I’ve known.
     
  48. TheGrifter

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    It is not normal for a recovering heroin addict to be dropping acid.

    She is going to relapse. You have to be able to see it. For her sake, you need to do something.
     
  49. Seavie

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    So on one hand you apologize too much. Surely there's some middle ground lol. Going from one extreme of apologizing every time, to telling people to fuck off?
     
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    Did I accidentally go into the White Trash Confessionals thread?