Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. IHHH

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    And she NEEDS to stop at the grocery store tomorrow ...

    I am not posting the pics of the pantry, it’s too embarassing
     
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  2. Degausser

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    Looks like you guys could use some more condiments/sauces.
     
  3. gus_chiggins

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    Nothing embarrassing about being stocked to the fullest. Kinda jealous, actually
     
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  4. teel

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    Gather round my cookie tin

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  5. devine

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    Those look awful this break up is a good thing
     
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  6. devine

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    teel this reminded me of u

     
  7. teel

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    you right bruh lol

    doesn’t matter, had cookies
     
  8. Celemo

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    just read the last 4-5 pages of this thread...
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  9. IHHH

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    Not sure if Celemo just went back to like my post about being ready for ww3 after seeing the pics or if he is just catching up slowly but he will see I am not lying.

    I had this one lined up 10 mins ago but just did something else before hitting reply and forgot
     
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  10. THF

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    Haha one of my buddies had to go home bc his wife locked herself out of their house. She forgot she didn’t bring her keys. She went out drinking with her girlfriends and he went to hang out with the guys an hour after she left.

    She tried to climb the fence but unfortunately her balance and coordination suffered due to the alcohol. She ended up breaking her foot.

    So he had to come home to an ambulance and fire truck in front of the house. Good times!
     
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  11. Celemo

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    The Real Roy Williams seems like a genuine guy, wears his heart on his sleeve...maybe a little too much like JBF76 . That being said...

    1.) Roy, I don't "know" you from a hole in the wall but I appreciate you for your transparency with how you feel in all your adventures in day to day life
    2.) Damn near everything you post about your situation raises like infinity red flags
    3.) I have turned a blind eye or justified some sketchy behavior in my lifetime but you are beating me by a country mile
    4.) Eject, bro ...this isn't gonna end well for you
     
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  12. IHHH

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    He really seems like a good guy, maybe a little too much
     
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  13. Degausser

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    Roy seems like a good guy who's extremely self conscious and feels the need to justify every single one of his thoughts or actions to everybody. The transparency is fine, but every post doesn't need to include some strange spin or apology. I think that's why a lot of people find his posts weird. A lot of them start out alright, but they almost all get away from him by the end.
     
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  14. Festus McBadass

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    Kill her
     
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  15. Whammy Business

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    You guys just don’t know what true love is.
     
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  16. Degausser

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    She's the absolute worst. She causes my in-laws so much unnecessary stress. I forgot to say that she has no job and just leaves her kids with her parents almost every evening when they get home from work so she can go fuck somebody.
     
  17. IHHH

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    How do you know that she is out fucking ? Are you that somebody?
     
  18. Degausser

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    Because my wife is her sister and they talk all the time
     
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  19. IHHH

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    Bummer, I want more fireworks around here
     
  20. Degausser

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    No fireworks here. I just work and sleep a lot.
     
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  21. bro

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  22. gus_chiggins

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    not sure if serious, but he was talking to Roy
     
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  23. Celemo

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    shut the fuck up, clown shoes...I'm not talking to you
     
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  24. bro

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    of course it was a joke. Stop acting like Roy everyone
     
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  25. IHHH

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    It was very funny.
     
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  26. bro

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    mushrooms > acid
     
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  27. bro

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    thank you very much. That means a lot
     
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  28. gus_chiggins

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    Used to be so much fun. It's a little too much at this point in my life and I have no desire to do either anymore
     
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  29. JBF76

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    Really bud? c'mon..
     
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  30. Celemo

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    shrooms are awesome
    acid was awesome in my 20s
    no way do I consider either of them as nbd drugs though
     
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  31. Celemo

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    You know I love you...sometimes you get a little jammed up on TMB, you've admitted as much multiple times
     
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  32. teel

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    Did shrooms once in college, handed my laptop to a female friend that was just drinking to play music. Guess she started typing in YouTube and suddenly I hear “teel, what the fuck is youjizz?” Im just sitting on the floor staring at the ceiling and say “It happens”
     
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  33. gus_chiggins

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    Yeah, any drug that incapacitates you for 10+ hours is in no way nbd
     
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  34. REGGNECK

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    He seems like a faggot .. old TMB
    J/k no outrage please .
     
  35. LetItSoak

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    I had to leave work early one day because my wife was locked out of the house and needed me to let her in. She walked the dogs and left through the garage using the keypad. She got back and entered the pin incorrectly 5x in a row so it locked her out. Could happen to anyone right? Her bday is 12/29 and we made the code 2912 which is also her debit card pin. "I just got flustered"
     
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  36. IHHH

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    Shrooms is the perfect drug in the perfect setup. When I was younger we used to always do them while going fishing, so not during the fishing but just after we ate at night. It was incredibly fun. Everyone just laughing around the fire then just get in a little ass fishing boat and riding on the lake with a few beers. Nobody in sights, just us. It was a blast

    But at 36 i have no urge whatsoever to go back to doing these things.
     
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  37. gus_chiggins

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    Very interested in this ass fishing boat
     
  38. IHHH

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    « I just got flustered » is exactly what nick saban should have answered when he was asked about that fake field goal.
     
  39. IHHH

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    I don’t know how to say chaloupe in English

    We would take a few of these on the lake with maybe 3-4 of us on them.

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  40. gus_chiggins

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    Echoing what IHHH said, the setup is crucial. The only time I’d ever consider tripping again would be at the beach or something with my 4 or 5 best friends
     
  41. cutig

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    Jon boat
     
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  42. Clown Baby

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    That’s wild. What’s her social security number?
     
  43. Whammy Business

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    So you all played with your dinghy?
     
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  44. IHHH

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    Can’t remember
     
  45. IHHH

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    But in reality it was awesome being on a lake very close to the water with just nature around us, we also had the chalet with the girls who used to stay in or just stay around the fire while we went out on the lake at night.

    Tough to explain but it was fun, and shrooms or acid is not meant to be taken when bad shit is going on in your life. You take this stuff when you have a setup that you are really comfortable in. And not after 25 imo....just my opinion on the matter.
     
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  46. The Real Roy Williams

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    She’s here. We are having dinner and everything is ok. Chicken and waffles. Sorry I freaked out today but I was freaking out.
     
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  47. IHHH

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    Everything is ok !
     
  48. The Real Roy Williams

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    Do you want to see my W2s? Just kidding I wouldn’t share my financial info on the internet. I’m not that other OU nerd from back in the day.
     
  49. The Real Roy Williams

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    Yeah. Everything is fine.
     
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  50. blind dog

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    Your brother is married to your sister? Same, WPS!!!
     
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