Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    100%
     
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  2. slogan119

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    If this happens and goes to the USSC, those 7 need to be VERY careful about their decision. If they approve, it sets the ground work for a lot of things to come to pass. And looking at polling there is no sign the blue wave has broken. This opens up a lot of liberal executive projects.
     
  3. chuckmasterflex

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  4. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  5. DrTomOsbourne

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    Until he declares a national emergency and halts the 2020 election to protect the country from Democrats who will allow terrorists and MS13 to come kill all of us.
     
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  6. OZ

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    Fun fact.

    Noah decided to build his boat with wheels first, he then built the walls of the ship for the animals to go inside when he realized the wheels would do absolutely nothing when it rained for 40 days and 40 nights.
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Trump is bigly stupid
     
  8. bro

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  9. DrTomOsbourne

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    Cool a pizza chain is fixing our roads.

     
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  10. cutig

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    Surely the republicans in the senate are thinking about what this emergency means for their states and future presidents... Right? Like I'm sure Marco Rubio, Devin nunes and Ted Cruz will come out publicly against an emergency declaration since their states are about to get fucked

    :dubioustrump:
     
  11. nexus

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  12. chuckmasterflex

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    Steve King is racist fuck but it would impolite to concede that.
     
  13. indeed

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    And the ones that get evicted will no longer have upkeep and repair expenses since they don’t have a house, so win win.

     
  14. Schadenfred

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  15. Jigga

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    He only wants a wall so he can put a glory hole in it
     
  16. Artoo

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    Just do some of that Texas shit and attack anyone coming on your land to build the wall. The optics of some armed Texan resistance to the wall would be just great.
     
  17. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    This is the future libertarians want.
     
  18. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Guys, can we take it easy on Goebbles? He just misread Hitler, okay? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Talking Head
     
  19. Redav

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    The guy who made a movie largely based on making fun of special needs people is a pos? Imagine that
     
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  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  21. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    He left the boundaries of decency long ago. The GOP continues to campaign for him this fall. That should tell you about the GOP and their supporters like Shapiro
     
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  22. Fran Tarkenton

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  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    My family was on both sides along the rio grande before our shit country existed. Most living on the border couldn’t care less about this dumb divide. Trump, Dan Patrick from Maryland, and Lindsay Graham from South Carolina can fuck off as if they know what’s best.
     
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  24. NilesIrish

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    Talking Head what's it like to cape for a fucking idiot bigot all the damn time? Your thought leader is the same piece of trash they all are. If he weren't grifting you he'd be yelling at kids on xbox.
     
  25. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    He must have misheard him too

     
  26. Mister Me Too

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    Maryland has a strict no return policy, Dan Patrick is a Texan.
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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    If only the moderate republicans would put a stop to the radicals.
     
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  29. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    His fanbase goes out of their way to tell people that he's smart a little too much
     
  30. Redav

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    It's weird that it's always the first thing they mention
     
  31. Paddy Murphy

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    Thoughts on how Pelosi et al should handle opening the government if Trump circumvents Congress’s constitutional power by declaring his emergency? My gut is they have to reopen it immediately but haven’t thought a lot about it.
     
  32. Matt Foley

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    They’ve done their jobs and passed legislation to reopen the government. Literally the only people holding up the reopening of the government are Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump.
     
  33. cutig

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    It's not on her. The legislation has been passed.
     
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  34. sflnole

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    He didn't say the N-word.:idk:
     
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  35. afb

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    don't remember seeing this posted

     
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  36. cutig

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    So.... Why are they silent if that's true?
     
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  37. pez

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    They’re not. They’re almost all democrats. Hurd has been against it and Cornyn can’t really do anything about it
     
  38. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    I mean, Cornyn *could* do something, but he won't. Has Hurd been voting with the dems to reopen?
     
  39. pez

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  40. cutig

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  41. Festus McBadass

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    A “national emergency” that will take like 10 years to build.
     
  42. cutig

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    And that's only a "national emergency" because the dems took the house and he needs a win for his racist followers
     
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  43. bro

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    One might say demanding something a majority of the country doesn’t want and declaring a fake national emergency is bad faith. Who am I to say tho
     
  44. Schadenfred

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    I'm shocked -- shocked, I tell you -- that this guy is a grifter with a long history of grifting. It's really too bad that the Iraq War took only three limbs instead of his life.

     
  45. Coke

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  46. indeed

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  47. chuckmasterflex

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