NCAA Football Transfer Thread: Enter The Portal

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Dec 26, 2018.

  1. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz We Breachin
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    Cousins
     
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  2. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    The Real Movement

    well eventually one of them has to pick arkansas!
     
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  3. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    I think we have a winner.
     
  4. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Firing Butch Jones
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    Tennessee TitansAtlanta BravesTennessee VolunteersNashville Predators

    Escort Tennessee
     
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  5. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

    Cutlass Cahaba
     
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  6. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Taurus Colorado -- 1st team All-Big Sky WR at Sacramento State and formerly Arizona Western -- has entered the portal, hoping to make a name for himself on football's biggest stage.
     
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  7. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    plz someone anyone pick us
     
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  8. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Texas RangersDallas Stars

    you don’t even know if he’s good

    arkansas is just grasping at any hope nowadays

    sad
     
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  9. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    We have no QB’s left other than Jerry’s grandson and a kid who should he full time baseball in 3 months.

    Eat my ass, dicknose
     
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  10. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Durango Silver, undersized but gritty white linebacker from the plains of west Texas looking to transfer from non power five obscurity to the big stage.
     
  11. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
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    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersMiami Heat

  12. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsKent State Golden FlashesCleveland CavaliersCleveland Indians

    All the transfers.
     
  13. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    Braxton Burmeister is a name that belongs in Balls and Shaft.
     
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  14. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    Portland Trail BlazersGreen Bay PackersOregon State Beavers alt

    Blazer Skipanon
     
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  15. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
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    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersMiami Heat

  16. MrOutlaw

    MrOutlaw Director corp medical
    Pittsburgh SteelersPenn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh Penguins

  17. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

    Thunderbird Chattahoochie checking in. I’m
    Definitely headed to a prep school in Ontario before dropping out and driving a fork lift.
     
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  18. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

  19. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Michigan WolverinesPortland Trail BlazersOregon State Beavers alt

    I will always remember him for his game winning catch against Iowa 2 years ago
     
  20. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati RedsCincinnati Bengals

  21. Dudley Dawson2

    Dudley Dawson2 Well-Known Member
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    Yeah. His first TD, 1 of 2 in his career. In addition to having stone hands he’s also allergic to the end zone.
     
  22. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    Oregon DucksLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles ChargersTiger Woods

    Sucks to suck!
     
  23. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    I knew a stripper by that name. Is that you?
     
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  24. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    Starting MLB, New Mexico State.
     
  25. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsXavier Musketeers

    Great or Little Miami? It matters.
     
  26. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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    Philadelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia Eagles


    DONT THROW IT TO STONEHANDS!!!!
     
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  27. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Michigan WolverinesPortland Trail BlazersOregon State Beavers alt

    Uhhhhh ok
     
  28. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsArsenal

    Mustang Potomac

    Zero talent walk-on that nobody even considers because my parents gave me a terrible name.
     
  29. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati RedsCincinnati Bengals

    Little like my penis
     
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  30. DuckD

    DuckD Well-Known Member
    Oregon DucksPortland Trail BlazersPhiladelphia Eagles

    Must have played during the Kiffin era
     
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  31. Odin

    Odin social distancing since 1990
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesChelseaMetal

    Six Warrior. Due to my size it has been suggested that I play OL but I prefer safety. Also willing to play basketball. But i play pg only.
     
  32. DuckD

    DuckD Well-Known Member
    Oregon DucksPortland Trail BlazersPhiladelphia Eagles

    Cutlass Sierra Willamette (if we're going hand-me-down from mom)

    Civic Willamette (my first purchased car)
     
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  33. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsArsenal

    I have you as a women's basketball player for University of Delaware
     
  34. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    Monaco “Little” Miami

    The little is an ironic nickname because I’m a 320 pound RT.
     
  35. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Texas RangersDallas Stars

    tahoe trinity sounds like a real name
     
  36. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Sounds like a lunch pail guy who would rack up offers in the Big Sky Conference.
     
  37. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Wishing my first car was an early '90s Japanese market Isuzu Rodeo so that my transfer portal name would be "Mysterious Utility Wizard."
     
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  38. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    That’s a porn name if I’ve ever heard one.
     
  39. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsXavier Musketeers

    Chevette Ohio. No ring to it, whatsoever, so I'm going by Chevy.
     
  40. DuckD

    DuckD Well-Known Member
    Oregon DucksPortland Trail BlazersPhiladelphia Eagles

    While that would be fitting, I'm going with:

    Cutlass Willamette - slot wr at Eastern Washington
    and
    Civic Willamette - punter who wants to major in Women's Studies. Recruiting has been slow, but some walk-on opportunities are beginning to trickle in
     
  41. afk999

    afk999 Well-Known Member
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    Penn State Nittany Lions

    Grand Am Schuylkill seems like id be a solid FCS player
     
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  42. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    Camry Gila, LSU's next D2 kicker.
     
  43. Born Again Lefty

    Born Again Lefty Respect The Pouch
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    Miami Hurricanes

    Looks like Diaz is pulling his ass back through the portal

     
  44. gilstein21

    gilstein21 Tight Rip 26 Seal Right
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    Auburn TigersSt. Louis CardinalsGreen Bay PackersWyoming Cowboys

    Ranger Towaliga

    Hard hitting safety. Can’t cover the deep ball and is good for a late hit out of bounds every now and then
     
    #194 gilstein21, Jan 11, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2019
  45. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    Is this Silent Bob dude just a random twitter acct?
     
  46. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    Nebraska CornhuskersTexas RangersDallas CowboysDallas StarsDallas Mavericks altBarAndGrill

    Ranger Brazos. Plays defensive line wears boots, a belt buckle and has a skoal can outline on all his jean pockets.
     
  47. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    Cherokee Fox
     
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  48. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Eclipse Chicago.

    Sounds like a porn name.
     
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  49. Leeds Raider

    Leeds Raider Well-Known Member
    Phoenix SunsSt. Louis BluesCalgary FlamesLeeds UnitedAustin FCUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSan Diego PadresTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Blazer Mississippi checking in.
     
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  50. Tom Servo

    Tom Servo A bunch of our ship fell off and nobody likes me
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    Silverado Oconee

    Would describe myself as more quick than fast. Also a gym rat and bring my lunch pail every day.
     
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