Taurus Colorado -- 1st team All-Big Sky WR at Sacramento State and formerly Arizona Western -- has entered the portal, hoping to make a name for himself on football's biggest stage.
We have no QB’s left other than Jerry’s grandson and a kid who should he full time baseball in 3 months. Eat my ass, dicknose
Durango Silver, undersized but gritty white linebacker from the plains of west Texas looking to transfer from non power five obscurity to the big stage.
Thunderbird Chattahoochie checking in. I’m Definitely headed to a prep school in Ontario before dropping out and driving a fork lift.
Yeah. His first TD, 1 of 2 in his career. In addition to having stone hands he’s also allergic to the end zone.
Mustang Potomac Zero talent walk-on that nobody even considers because my parents gave me a terrible name.
Six Warrior. Due to my size it has been suggested that I play OL but I prefer safety. Also willing to play basketball. But i play pg only.
Cutlass Sierra Willamette (if we're going hand-me-down from mom) Civic Willamette (my first purchased car)
Wishing my first car was an early '90s Japanese market Isuzu Rodeo so that my transfer portal name would be "Mysterious Utility Wizard."
While that would be fitting, I'm going with: Cutlass Willamette - slot wr at Eastern Washington and Civic Willamette - punter who wants to major in Women's Studies. Recruiting has been slow, but some walk-on opportunities are beginning to trickle in
Ranger Towaliga Hard hitting safety. Can’t cover the deep ball and is good for a late hit out of bounds every now and then
Ranger Brazos. Plays defensive line wears boots, a belt buckle and has a skoal can outline on all his jean pockets.
Silverado Oconee Would describe myself as more quick than fast. Also a gym rat and bring my lunch pail every day.