Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. PSU12

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    That’s the kind of talent we need in State College
     
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  2. bertwing

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    Get in here and defend your name Fran Tarkenton from being compared to Tathan
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    I think it’s short for Franathan
     
  4. -Prime-

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  5. Corch

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    We'll never have to worry about losing to him if he goes to Miami at least
     
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    it's always fun watching you show off your Miami hate boner. Who hurt you corchy?
     
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  8. Corch

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    ?
     
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  9. dukebuckeye

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    The only reason he wouldn’t go to Miami is if Jalen Hurts decides to go there first. Tate ain’t looking to compete for a job no more.
     
  10. Todd Bonzales

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    Tate? More like TIT Martell pffffffft
     
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  11. Gritty Badger

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    Just watched a 5:00 highlight tape on youtube of young Tathan. Wow I am super impressed. He's way better than Fields.* Why is he leaving?


    *if Miami wants him.
     
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    Chipotate
     
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  13. Jesse Palmer

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    Enjoy the hour+ ride down to the gables from there, he can wave hello to the stadium on the way down too!

    Sorry, Canes. Had to.
     
  14. Goose

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    Lol @ Southwest
     
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  15. Todd Bonzales

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    I love flying SW
     
  16. fucktx

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    southwest is great

    fuck you Goose
     
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  17. ned's head

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    Yeah. Takes like that make it easy to understand what attracted a young tathan to ohio state to begin with.
     
  18. Goose

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    Team Delta boys. Sorry for not liking your discount airline
     
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  19. HotMic

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    Imagine being too cunty to fly Southwest

    :gross:
     
  20. LuPoor

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    I like Southwest because they never check ID when i line up for active service member boarding
     
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    That’s stolen valor, bitch
     
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  22. 941Gator

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    That would be awesome :idk:
     
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  24. LuPoor

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    This USAA American Express card says otherwise
     
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    I don’t fly enough to know a difference. All I know is never fly the cheapest/Frontier. Like most other things, you pay for what you get.
     
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  26. Bert Handsome

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    So is #Prototype still in the picture at OSU?
     
  27. Goose

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    He never signed. Goes to Kentucky
     
  28. HotMic

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    He’s leaving Kentucky, Fields better start lobbing those twitter threats to scare him away.
     
  29. buckwild

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    Miami has had two high-profile transfer quarterbacks on campus over the past 72 hours: Alabama's Jalen Hurts and Ohio State's Tate Martell.

    After checking in with a number of sources InsideTheU is under the impression that the Hurricanes feel as if they have a better chance of landing Martell than they do Hurts. That aligns with Jeff Erman of InsideMDSports.com's latest report that Hurts will pick between Oklahoma and Maryland.

    34COMMENTS
    Martell, who is also considering both West Virginia and Louisville, arrived in Coral Gables late Monday and spent much of Tuesday around Manny Diaz and new offensive coordinator Dan Enos. Heading into the visit those close to the former Top100 recruit and Elite 11 Finalist viewed the Hurricanes as the likely landing spot for the dual-threat talent. That's still the case although it should be noted that Martell is scheduled to visit Louisville on Wednesday before making any type of decision. He was at West Virginia on Sunday.
     
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    4 beers
     
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    just got pulled over after 3 steaks and 2 Shirley Temples.....let’s hope I get out of this
     
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  34. Jigga

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    Don’t have to imagine that
     
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  37. -Prime-

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    Miami Martell first start is against the gators.
     
  38. ATXCane03

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    This certainly aged well
     
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  39. Shinzon

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  40. -Prime-

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    Rich kid felt unsafe after a party and he couldn't come back on campus until the rich kid graduated from I remember
     
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  41. Corch

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    You think he'll get a waiver?
     
  42. Pelican

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  43. Corch

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    DA U IS BACK
     
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  45. EdmondDantes

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    Would be hard to imagine a better pairing than Tathan Martell and the U.
     
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    ALABAMA CAN EXPECT A LOT OF THIS IN 2021

     
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  47. devine

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    Like we wanted this pre-Madonna anyways :roll:
     
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