Jalen Hurts transfers to Oklahoma

Lol what's difficult about it?

Never mind, I get it now

 

What’s the point of winning the Championship when it’ll be Mike Pence and ourdorves at next years White House visit?

 

Can anyone in the SEC besides Mullen?

 

Do better? Plenty wrong with Auburn and you’re going on about this? Look in the mirror on that do better shit

 

I'm stoked personally. I don't know how soon he will adapt to the OU system but Riley is a QB whisperer and Hurts has talent. I think he can excel here.

 

Plus, you aren't even the best team in your own state.

 

You're in for a big surprise.

 

We shall see.

 

I’m mad? You just double replied to me, shut up piss mouth

 

He'll be throwing to Lamb, Wease, Rambo, Calcaterra, Hazelwood, Bridges, Stogner

He'll be just fine.

 

delicious

 

Piss mouth. That's a good one. I might use that in real life. Actually next time one of my friends says some bullshit I'm going to that.

 

Lol you're shook. Piss mouth?!?! Hahahahahah

 

You come across as someone that pays overweight prostitutes to piss on you

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha shook!


Hey, I'm now the one always up in the nsfw random thoughts thread actin thirsty, but you do you playa

 

Nice edit: if you aren't in there how do you know where I'm at

 

So I guess rattler will transfer next season after Riley goes to the league

 

I looked at your posts?

Shook.

 

What's with all the pee stuff?

 

You shut your mouth with that talk.

 

same reason Tate went to Miami

 

Hey sure thing, Mike. Thanks for the inside scoop!

 

Any way that can be changed to :trop:

 

Going off what Hurts has said publically I think ol Mike might be full of shit.

 

Hurts comes across as a genuinely good dude.

 

I like this narrative that jalen hurts is a good QB. Texas will make his ass quit, Georgia style.

 

Mike Ferrell looks like a guy that:
- lives in the spare room of his mom’s unit at the retirement community.
-has a daily jerk off ritual.
-potentially has some illegal porn on his computer.
-secretly loves big black women.
-is a real life 40-year old virgin.
-wears whitey tighties.
-wears womens underwear and stockings under his dad khakis.
-his only sports glory he ever experienced happened on a Sega Genesis.
-has a micro penis.
-wears the shirt of his favorite team and a matching visor to a buffet at least three times a week.
-wipes his ass with toilet paper wrapped around the end of a back scrubber.
-works for Rivals and gets off on finding out as much info on teenage boys as possible.
-secretly licks his fingers after shaking hands with a five-star recruit.

 

Oh no guys watch out big bad Texas is on the loose

 

we’re back

 

everytime he does one of his 3-point stance articles, this picture gets brutally mocked on the OU board for obvious reasons.

 

Hurts is gonna have a field day against them.

 

This obviously gives the AV crew in Norman the time they need to iron out an entirely not clever rattlesnake/Rattler jumbotron mash up that OU fans are sure to love.

The question is: will they have enough time to iron out an entirely not clever John Cougar/Jalen Hurts jumbotron mashup that OU fans are sure to love?

This and more in this week's 3-point stance

 

Can you be more specific? There's a good five or so things that jump out to me about this worth mocking

 

exactly. just the whole thing is golden.

 

Is he even going to start

 

what a moment!

 

yes. Is Kendall?

 

Yeah

 

I guess we’re all surprised.