The Hangover Thread.

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  1. bro

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    woof
     
  2. Bo Pelinis

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    That time when devine liked a post from 2 weeks ago and then called the same advice the worst advice he'd ever seen. Can we trust anything he posts?

    #flipflopper
     
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  3. 941Gator

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    some ppl are describing the type of hangover where you can't even leave the house.
     
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  4. Bo Pelinis

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    I know. Does not change my advice. 9/10 or 10/10 hangover isn't getting fixed through exercise though. Prob drop it down to a 4/5 and cut a half day off of it but it'll still hurt after. It just won't extend to the next day.
     
  5. * J Y *

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    It’s almost impossible to get hydrated that quickly with a wicked hangover.
     
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  6. 941Gator

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    I like to hit that drunk sweetspot. sort of how you start to get after the first few sips of a real drink. but then you try to re-create that feel so you just drink more.

    /chasing the dragon
     
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  7. Bo Pelinis

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    This is my routine in this instance.

    Wake up at like 5 am to take a piss/shit because my body hates me and God is punishing me for mistakes (actually now it's usually several times throughout the night because 30's). Chug water. Feel like I will puke up water. Force myself back to sleep without puking. Wake up again at 7 or 8. Put on workout clothes. Take a vitamin with a big glass of water or a gatorade. Leave immediately. Usually feel like I have a full stomach and need to yack but once I start running my puke urge goes away completely. Pain from the hangover goes away completely and in lieu of that pain is the running pain.

    Hangover pain never comes back unless it's just an awful awful hangover.
     
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  8. Guns

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    I'm going to try the pre-emptive approach this year and chug a pint glass or two of water every hour whilst partying
     
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  9. bro

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    please leave the thread.
     
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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    Go fuck yourself
     
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  11. 941Gator

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    dude you’re yelling in the one thread where we all have headaches.
     
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  12. Cheshire Bridge

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    Gatorade and a banana before bed. Put it on my pillow before going out last night.
     
  13. Brandon Chicken

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  14. Baron

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    I feel sorry for some of you and your terrible hangovers.
     
  15. Whammy Business

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    Team lazy and miserable
     
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  16. LookslikeUofI

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    Also try to rub one out, but that's my solution to most things
     
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  17. Shiggityshwo

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    I'll never understand why people pretend that greasy food helps a hangover. Think said people just get confused by the hungover fast food craving, which is real, and are too confused to realize they're confused.

    Gonna eat some eggs in a bit when I decide to get out of bed.
     
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  18. bro

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    Just went on a run and feel great!!!!
     
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  19. bro

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    J/k. I just took a huge dump and my head is pounding. Gonna chug water
     
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  20. bro

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    Over medium eggs.

    Hash brown.

    Canadian bacon
     
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  21. Zebbie

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    This is the first New Year’s Day I haven’t woken up with a hangover in I don’t know how long - feels kinda weird tbh.
     
  22. Joe_Pesci

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    Its 1:30 and I still feel terrible :old:
     
  23. bro

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    Have you ran your 6 miles yet!?!
     
  24. Joe_Pesci

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    :yaoface:
     
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  25. Shiggityshwo

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    yeah this is the worst one I've had in a while, think I'll take a couple of weeks off
     
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  26. Gunners

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    Biotene mouthwash was a game changer, swamp breath to feeling fresh
     
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  27. Tiffin

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    Fucking Bo Penis telling people to run. Kill yourself.

    Also, kill me while you're at it thanks.
     
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  28. Bo Pelinis

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  29. thunderstruck

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    Not feeling too bad from marathon drinking in NOLA yesterday. Time to grab a Bloody Mary before the real thing hits.

    Edit: I will not be running to get it either.
     
  30. Tiffin

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  31. Bo Pelinis

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    If you’re bitching about a hangover and it’s just a headache you’re a pussy. Running is to cure the nausea.
     
  32. jbr

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    Haven’t had a drink in 17 days which is probably the longest stretch I’ve gone in ten years. Everyday life is extra boring, but I feel great (and bored and 7lbs lighter)!
     
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  33. Tiffin

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    I drank water, took some advil, and ate leftover fajita when I woke up. Hangover cured by 8am, no half marathon necessary.
     
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  34. Bo Pelinis

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    Glad to hear friend. God bless.
     
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  35. thunderstruck

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    I was. About the same before this little weekend getaway. I sleep so much better when I’m sober, a couple beers and I’m tossing all night.
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    You’re telling hungover fatties to go for a run. You’re not going to win this argument. That said I agree with you about working out.
     
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  37. heelfan

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    Has anyone tried any of the hangover pills?
    Browsing amazon, I'm obviously intrigued but skeptical as to how effective they are.
     
  38. Goose

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    Someone I know tried some and said it helped

    That’s all I got
     
  39. * J Y *

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    They work for me, but only for the anxiety stuff. Stomach and head still hurt.
     
  40. Goose

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  41. Shiggityshwo

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    This hangover's not helping my hangover
     
  42. Goose

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    I bought this because of this post a few months back and now endorse this product
     
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  43. Gunners

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    Top 3 with ibuprofen and Gatorade in essential needs
     
  44. Tiffin

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    I prefer the burn of an alcohol based mouthwash to biotene.
     
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  45. IHHH

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    Tomorrow my friends
     
  46. IHHH

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    Vodka and Gatorade do it, until the next day
     
  47. Gunners

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    Goose loves vodka and Gatorade
     
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  48. Goose

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    Might start mixing it with body armor
     
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  49. TrustyPatches

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    Wow