Chick Fil A Thread

No, my uncle had just moved there.

 

Awesome, so your father surely looked up directions on how to get to your uncles house. Could you ask him what the directions said?

 

He's extremely forgetful, so there's as good of a chance at him remembering all the roads he took as there is of Tobias admitting Tom Brady is the GOAT or devine admitting Trae Young is a good basketball player.

 

That's fine we dont need road names, just a general route through the state of north carolina. The chickfilas will be in the more populated areas.

 

We went south.

 

From where?

 

Like as in the starting point of the trip?

 

Yes shawn, where did you start the trip and where did you end it

 

Page 1 lol

 

Good talk guys

 

Lynchburg, VA starting point. Furthest south was Spartanburg, SC. Ended it back home in Lynchburg, obviously.

 

I thought so, based on your previous assertion of Greensboro. I've checked every chickfila anywhere near I-85 and they are all $1.15. I even called them to make sure.

 

Prove it. Let's see your phone history.

 

I really just need to see how much he's willing to lie about and if I should inform the authorities about a public safety issue

 

And what did I lie about on the career thread?

 

Can you prove they never changed their prices though?

 

At this point it might actually be 1.50 in all locations by the time one of these posters admits defeat.

 

Sir, did a patrol and report $1.15 upcharge for gluten free bun here

10-4, over

 

Yes, they told me on the phone. Just because you're a liar does not mean you should call the nice people of cfa liars

 

And by the way, my new job has a schedule of 9 am to 3 pm Monday-Friday starting next week, and that's considered full-time so I'll be eligible for benefits after 90 days. No weekends, no nights. Doesn't pay as well but holy shit at this work-life balance I now have. The drop in pay is more than worth it until I can get something better.

 

What is the issue then? Your first sentence was about me lying and you following it up with "this is the exact issue."

 

Guys my local CFA used to charge $350 for a gluten free bun, it was insane.

They changed their prices to the standard $1.15 now though, prove me wrong.

 

Steakumm had a weed side business

 

It's always fun to watch the kid who makes up stories to fit in get called out on his lies.

It's also the hallmark of a sociopath-in-development, but I think by now we all know Shawn is that guy from YOU.

 

Hate to break it to you or anyone else on this board, but none of you are important or special enough for me to want to fit in with over a gluten-free bun argument.

 

How poor of a family are you if not one, but two people are pointing out that a gluten free bun is an additional $1.50

 

if $1.50 is such a memorable and upsetting charge for you, you probably shouldnt be eating out and learning to save better

 

We are talking about the guy that wanted to buy and store whoppers because they were on sale

 

It was upsetting because it tasted like literal garbage, shocking for a place like CFA.

 

All gluten free food tastes likes shit. What did you expect?

 

Bravo guys, bravo. Great thread.

 

he then lied about that claim in the clemson/white house thread. you can't trust a word this snake says

 

But your mom had to point out that it was $1.50 and even show you the receipt?

 

How does gluten affect you, Shawn? Is it a level of discomfort where it's worth it to just eat a real bun and save that $1.50$1.15 or will you die?

 

Gluten free bread is what I imagine cardboard tastes like

 

I've had good gluten free bread before.

 

I never once said I bought the burgers. Show me the receipts.

 

Cardboard would have been an improvement over what CFA gave me.

 

I'll spare the disgusting details, but no it is not worth it. Also, gluten intolerance can lead to celiac disease, which can lead to cancer.

 

Did you send them an email? They’ve always been good about sending me treats in the app when I’ve had issues

 

Lies.