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  1. mc415

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    Hahaha we deserved that loss fucking mediocre as fuck! We aren’t even mediocre we just suck
     
  2. football501

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    Just garbage

    Sports are awesome
     
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  3. football501

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    I swear every other set piece we give up a goal because half the team marks someone and the other half is standing there jerking off
     
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    My rec league could come up with a dangerous chance on a set piece against these cowards
     
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  5. Truman

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    Richarlson just had his Mirallas moment on a free kick and now Dinge got sent off. We're gonna lose again. Fuck us.
     
  6. mc415

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    Yeah we aren’t very good or smart
     
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  7. football501

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    Lots of haters and FAKE NEWS in here.

    jk we're terrible and very lucky good Pickford showed up at key moments
     
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    Yeah we tried to lose this game
     
  9. JonathanCoachman

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    Quit following the match after Digne’s sending off I was honestly expecting score to end up 3-1 Huddersfield.
     
  10. mc415

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    Let’s go Spurs !!!
     
  11. JonathanCoachman

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    There’s a Fiorentina wide player not named Kevin Mirallas that I’ve wanted us to go after but sadly he’s playing too well at this point for it to be realistic. Chiesa. Probably will end up at Chelsea which will be Pulisic’s punishment for his dumb career move.
     
  12. Truman

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    Is Idrisa on his way out or not?
     
  13. JonathanCoachman

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    I hope not. He’s kind of irreplaceable. The one good thing Steve Walsh was good at was finding players like Kante and Gueye somewhere in the gutter.

    And Brands best avoid the Eredivisie because the one player in that league good enough to fill that void is already going to Barcelona.
     
  14. JonathanCoachman

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    Many of you might have known about this but for those who haven’t.

    I loves this guy



    The best thing we’ve got going for us that our fans have treated him the complete opposite of the way he was treated at Barca which caused him so much pain.
     
  15. mc415

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    Sounds like he wants out bad, might as well move him while we can get paid. Maybe get Meunier back for him?
     
  16. Truman

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    Funny how quickly I forgot Martina existed.
     
  17. JonathanCoachman

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    Cuco to Feyenoord (don’t know why they had to go and ruin the great week they’ve been having by bringing him in) and Bolasie to Anderlecht. Apparently Belgian schools gloss over all the crimes against humanity they committed against the Congolese people. It ranks up there with the Holocaust in terms of evilness.
     
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  18. JonathanCoachman

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    I suppose Idrissa has been pouting a bit because he isn’t even in the squad today. If either Keane or Zouma have to go off, we are fucked because we don’t have any CB’s on the bench or even a player in the squad that has filled in there.
     
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  19. mc415

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    Probably would have to go 3 in the back.....not loving this lineup or the bench, but we will see what happens
     
  20. JonathanCoachman

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    I'm gay for Andre
     
  21. mc415

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    Ugh set pieces there goes our chance for 3 points, let’s hope for a draw at home........so fucking weak
     
  22. football501

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    EVERY SINGLE TIME

    If we could have no stoppage time we’d have won like 10 more points (maybe hyperbole) but still
     
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    That’s a wrap.....conclusion ? We still suck
     
  24. Truman

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    Fuck us
     
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  25. JonathanCoachman

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    There can’t be another club that has a more boring last two seasons than we have
     
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    Standard bearer for EPL mediocrity
     
  27. Truman

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    Stoppage time goal off a set piece? Shocker.

    Sucks because they've been playing well too.
     
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    Fucking chumps lol we all knew that was coming
     
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  29. football501

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    Maybe this wasn't hyperbole
     
  30. ASG Sucks

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    Classic Everton to give up that goal there. I also don't remember an Everton team being so susceptible to all manner of set pieces. How they don't work on that every training session is beyond my understanding.
     
  31. football501

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    Two for two in stoppage today boys
     
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  32. mc415

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    Sounds about right!!! We don’t disappoint in that area !
     
  33. ASG Sucks

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    We didn't even play all that poorly compared to previous games but still no results. Hope to see more performances like today for the rest of the season.
     
  34. ASG Sucks

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    At least we are consistent
     
  35. JonathanCoachman

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    Will Silva be our manager at the start of next season?

    I don’t want us to be a club with an itchy trigger finger when it comes to sacking managers, but the set pieces and stoppage goals are soooo frustrating.
     
  36. mc415

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    I think we need to stop turning over multiples managers a year, he doesn’t even have his players in there yet. Like legit clean up the set piece defending get a competent 9 and we are a top 6 team. What stupid fucker of any stature will want to coach here if he knows he won’t get enough time to even play with his type of player for his system ?
     
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  37. JonathanCoachman

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    I’m not saying we should fire him (I’ll give him until midway through next season before wanting him out if things haven’t improved) The manager turnover we’ve had doesn’t look as terrible as it does if you dig a bit beneath the surface. I can’t think of a PL team that would have put up with any more of Fat Sam by the time we let him go. So it’s basically only Koeman who could have any complaints but with the way he alienated half the squad and how we were getting the shit beaten out of us by the end of his tenure, he needed to go.
     
  38. TheSkeeter

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    We are so sloppy it’s painful
     
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    Also I know he goes down too easy, but Richarlason is getting absolutely abused this game and getting no calls.
     
  40. mc415

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  41. Truman

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    I hate my friends that turned me onto Everton when I wanted to get into the EPL .
     
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  42. football501

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    It’s a sad existence we share friends
     
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  43. mc415

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    Especially when ur friends follow the big clubs
     
  44. JonathanCoachman

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    Silva can’t even beat the team he wanted to ditch in favor of us.

    I’m so sick of losing. A draw would even make me happy.
     
  45. Truman

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  46. JonathanCoachman

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    I waited thirty seconds to post after we scored just to see if we could last that long without conceding.
     
  47. mc415

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    Lol me too
     
  48. football501

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    We didn’t concede in first half stoppage! Let’s call it a wrap on this season boys
     
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  49. JonathanCoachman

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    Gana showed more attacking prowess while setting up DCL’s goal than he has in his entire time at Everton. Leandro Paredes must be happy about us telling Paris “non”
     
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