The Real Roy Williams if money isn't an issue, get her a round cut diamond with a pave band and ring And do not go to Jared or any other chain.
On a completely unrelated note, what’s the fastest that anybody has gone from the “rivals engagement ring guy” thead to the divorce thread?
tell her she’ll get a ring when she can act like a responsible adult and not disappear to go drop acid with a bunch of other dudes. Problem solved.
The correct response is obviously to tell her that you’ll propose if she moves in and you two complete an entire year living together without breaking up, shooting black tar heroin, fucking other people, having a fugue state, triggering a missing person’s report, and generally having a successful relationship because living together is difficult. But we all know that you’re going to get her pregnant while simultaneously ring shopping and combining your bank accounts this weekend.
I love that your defense is “nobody’s perfect”. It’s the perfect response to deflect from the fact that you have the most insane life of anyone ITT
This board: Roy don’t touch the hot stove. Roy: Why? It’s glowing. Board: it’s glowing because it’s hot. It’s going to burn you. Roy: I’m just going through some normal things, touching the stove will help. [touches the stove and burns himelf] that fucking hurts! My hand is ruined. Board: we told you not to touch it. Roy: listen, no one is perfect. Now let me complain about my hand.
Ok you got me. Congrats. I'm fucking weird as shit and my girl is too. I think everyone can see that. It's probaby why we get along so,well. She's awesome though.
blah blah. Nice naraitive. Are you a arthur? Write a book. It could be profitable. I dought it though. It would probably suck.
You know, Roy, I can’t help but notice that you keep missing (perhaps purposely) the point. Nobody cares that you might be weird, as likely everyone on here is weird in their own way. Let that freak flag fly. However, being weird doesn’t necessarily mean that you have to make terrible decisions. You can be weird as fuck and still manage a functional, sensible life. What people keep pointing out are obvious, eneormous, huge blinking lights warnings of 100% sure-fire poor life decisions that are guaranteed to result in pain and harm to you. And instead of taking the comments for the snap-out-of-it slap to the side of your head, you get petulant and self-pitying. I don’t pretend to be some wise guru when it comes to women, but obvious harmful manipulation is obvious. Now go back to your regularly scheduled program of disregarding good advice and assuming the martyr role. I’ll hang up and listen.
TMB: "Hey Roy, srsly man don't rush off to marry a crazy heroin sex fugue woman that eats raw chicken in her sleep just give it a more time before you really hurt yourself" Roy: "You all are dicks"
::( She's not bad. She's wonderful. I feel like I've painted her into some piece of shit. We both did a bunch of stuff in the past. it's the present now.
I'm not about to do it right now. It would be a while and I might change my mind. I'm not out shopping for rings or anything.
I think what we're trying to say is perhaps what a man with such a colorful past needs is a good heavyset Christian woman
Or move to Vermont and marry some nice Thai grad student from Taiwan with an expiring visa. You stay in Oklahoma and shotgun marry this woman and the next and possibly last chapter of your life is foretold in Skynyrd's 4th album Street Survivors
It was like 2 weeks ago she disappeared for 48 hours, dropped acid with some random people from her past, and possibly cheated on you. If that’s wonderful, what is bad?
Everyone in this thread has tried to give Roy legitimately good advice. Roy refuses to take any advice. Fuck Roy. Don't be like Roy.
She didn't cheat. She sucks at lying. I would know. Plus she's honest and not the type She went and hung out with old friends, a married couple and got fucked up because our friend just died. I feel like I've said this before.