Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    does anyone question him on this transparent bullshit?
     
  2. afb

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    Other than people who pay attention to politics, no one remembers the rebuttals.

    And most people inside politics say rebuttals often sink careers.

    Outside of the Rubio water fiasco, I honestly can’t remember any of them.
     
  3. HoosDaMan

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    Fingers crossed the inaugural money paid off the Trump University settlement.
     
  4. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    I'm going to pistol whip the next person who says optics
     
  5. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Gone
    Nope
     
  6. Josey Wales

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    His purported best friend, McCain, must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken.
     
  7. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Yikes, that looks bad
     
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  8. Mister Me Too

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    So you already forgot Joni Ernst bread bag shoes?
     
  9. afb

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    I apparently did
     
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  10. Josey Wales

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    The response isn't a position role that's highly coveted, traditionally. It's a minimal gain and a bigger loss if it goes poorly. Little Marco still hasn't outgrown the awkward water sip.

    Rs have recently had Joanie Ernst, too. She's notable for......castrating pigs on her farm? Idk. Shit, Bobby Jindal was never leading anyone, anywhere.

    I think Abrams is a good call as a matter of her demographic and because she captivated the country in a closely contested race in a state that may be leaning more purple. Andrew Gillum would've been pretty awesome too. I will not soon forget him dunking on that shit head Desantis at their debate.
     
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  11. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    So would he
     
  12. BellottiBold

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    That's because they are pieces of shit. This is worse.
     
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  13. Truman

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    Getting pistol whipped by a burrito would be horrible optics
     
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  14. Truman

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  15. soulfly

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    I was as well. My heat just shit the bed last week, so did a precursory run through to make sure I didn’t get fucked into oblivion.

    As it stands, without factoring in any deductions, I’m sitting at around double what I paid last year. So I’m in the clear for having heat again. Yayyyyy
     
  16. Doug

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    Bobby Jindal also did terribly in his
     
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  17. DistantFactor

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    Good news, your deductions will be going to standard most likely which means that number isnt coming down much more.
     
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  18. Josey Wales

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    I think you're better off just writing and delivering a really fucking good speech that only tangentially touches on anything that mush mouth trump lies about.
     
  19. afb

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    as long as the rebuttal doesn’t contain the phrase “we have more in common, than what separates us” I’ll be fine with it
     
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  20. Mister Me Too

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    But he can take comfort in knowing that billionaires will soon begin spending more and soon we will all reap the benefits of their tax cuts.
     
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  21. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  22. Josey Wales

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    He’s got a great last name. Maybe the best last name.
     
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  23. SLEEPY

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    Kid sounds like a pussy. Be best.
     
  24. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I know one thing, I wouldn't let my kids be friends with him.
     
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  25. lechnerd

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    You guys need help.
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    “Fucking snowflake needs his safe space!!!!” -Lol, that’ll make my family and coworkers respect me
     
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  27. Josey Wales

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    Well, at least he didn’t die in a cage.
     
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  28. Schadenfred

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  29. Josey Wales

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    Guys I wonder if the Obama kids got bullied at Sidwell when then citizen grifter Donald trump kept proclaiming their father wasn’t an American?
     
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  30. joe-

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    my freshman year roommate always used to tell me that jindal would be the president someday


    we’re not friends
     
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  31. Doug

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    So many people in Louisiana thought that when he first got elected to governor.... not many people thought that for very long.
     
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  32. Doc Louis

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    Show some decorum!
     
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  33. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    My big constantly damp PRESIDENT out here changing lives.

    Hope he pulls a logistic miracle and we get that kid some Butter Crunch Blue Bell.
     
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  34. soulfly

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    At least you’re down to one user name and persona these days
     
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  35. The Banks

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    He claims he has a left wing persona as well
     
  36. SD_Irish

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    While I don't really give a shit about the content of Trump's State of the Union address because it'll be filled with rantings, lunacy and lies, I am concerned that we may have to suffer through a media cycle of pundits falling all over themselves because he managed to read from a teleprompter without shitting himself.

    Admittedly, there are no guarantees he'll make it through the whole speech without waxing nostalgic about his made up approval numbers or taste in women, but there is a chance he manages to come off sounding literate. If that happens, how long until we hear proclamations like, "This is the day he became President" or "We're not sure he understood the words he was using, but he sounded more coherent than the last time he spoke"?
     
  37. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  38. Wicket

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    you really cant pass a wealth tax and also have a tax on the returns of investments. Here in NL we have wealth tax which is officially a tax on returns but on a preassumed return so effectively its a wealth tax.
    I also dont know why you would need brackets beyond 500k. If you have a stable income of 500K+ you are extremely wealthy. Just kick that up to about 50% but for those people who earn really variable allow people to spread out their income over 3 years. (so if you earn 250k 1 year and 25k in year 2 and 3 you can pay taxes like you earn 100k every year). It makes sure you dont hurt people with very variable income streams excessively
     
  39. Wicket

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    thats somehow more insulting than calling him an idiot as the base assumption is he is no smarter than my parents labrador retriever
     
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  40. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    I believe Gates has admitted to asking vendors if they'd take money directly from donors. Also that seems like a lot of serious charges.
     
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  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  42. GrizzliesDrew

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  43. AHebrewToo

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    Not a single person of means in that tweet collage. Surprise!
     
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  44. Doc Louis

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    Ron Howard voice: it is a lot of serious charges.
     
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  45. Bruce Wayne

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    Tweet should be directed at the people exploiting the kid, not the kid himself, IMO
     
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  46. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Why, is this going to make him a Republican?
     
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  47. DollarBillHokie

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    Should? Yes. But, that shouldn’t stop the production of great tweets by Blow Job Semen.
     
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  48. cdaysker

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    I'd like to volunteer the entire GOP party as tribute for the human wall
     
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  49. BudKilmer

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    Human wall :roll:
     
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