Watching sheisty recruiters fail miserably when they have to actually coach football is my new favorite. Except when it happens here. Fuck you, Dante
As a huge fan of the book, the Pet Semetary trailer makes me nervous it’s going to suck. John Lithgow looks fucking terrible as the old man and they are gonn completely change the plot around with ellie and gage. I think swapping the kids’ roles will be better, but the dad and Lithgow look awful.
Much to the dismay of many in here, but to the delight of one Bobfather, the wrestling team is pretty solid this year
That's dumb. It's probably a little biased but in watching a ton of non-DONU football (because it doesnt make me as sad), Devine was clearly one of the most improved backs in the country. Here's hoping his pro-day goes well and he gets quality looks.
I don’t know shit, or watched shit, about any of our recruits. But i do like analytics and numbers and I got really bored after work today. I kind of was floored at Frost’s first class compared to the 2 best of Riley and Bo’s 1 good class (2009) from a purely numbers standpoint. Posted in the team thread.
Fuckin fuck get up in the dark and kick a razor sharp bone my dog’s been gnawing on fuck. Fuck you dog! I’m sorry buddy no don’t fuck you you’re a good boy. Yeah. You’re a good boy.
Notes from the various speakers at this dept of health seminar: --ticks are going to kill us all --mosquitos are going to kill us all --overprescribing of antibiotics is going to kill us all --tuberculosis is going to kill us all --eyeball-injecting yooths will kill us all --oxy-doling dirtballs are going to kill us all --penises are going to kill us all --packs of wild dogs are going to kill us all --killing ourselves is going to kill us all --marijuana will not kill us all
Well in northern Minnesota mosquitoes are the size of small cats so I don’t disagree with that statement.
What kicks ass? Having a really great boss (said boss also won 2 national title rings with oregon state baseball back in the day as a DH). Good lord can that make the difference between a job being a job or being enjoyable. What doesn’t kick ass? A measles outbreak in Vancouver Washington that’s spreading because people are fucking idiots. Even my friends wife, who isn’t vaccinated because her grandma didn’t see the benefits, was mad at the parents for taking their children out, ‘if they just stayed inside, and dealt with it, it wouldn’t spread. Now we can’t go to xyz.’ Me, ‘or they could just get vaccinated, lower the chances of getting it to almost 0, you know, since most these cases are people that aren’t vaccinated. Also, you can have the measles, not know you have them, and people can get them from you 4-5 days before YOU (and your parents) realize something is amiss. This is something that third world countries are doing a better job of combatting than the fucking Portland Metro. As for where I learned this? A simple CDC research to combat this stupidity.’ (Some of the above facts might be slightly off, but I’m no toilet doctor, but I’m also not a non-vaccinated shill)