Ketogenic [Keto] Eating Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Tro lo lo, Nov 25, 2018.

  1. joe-

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    not intimately but idk what kind of experience you mean
     
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  2. devine

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    Is it good in dishes
     
  3. joe-

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    it can be if you do it right. they have different types of noodles - they have have angel hair and fettuccini and like a rice type of style. it's not the same as regular pasta but it's better than zoodles in my opinion
     
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  4. devine

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    Thanks.
     
  5. BasementCrew22

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    I feel so dirty eating more “normal.”
     
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  6. WillySaliba

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    devine look at spiralizers as well. I have the one that goes on the kitchen aide mixer. Zuccini and squash are 3 net per serving. It's in no way pasta but you can season it and make it tasty. It's a good way to incorporate more vegetables. Just an option.
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    I have one and with meatballs and home made pasta sauce the difference in “pastas” is negligible
     
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  8. devine

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    Awesome
     
  9. TimJimothy

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    We've got a fancy spiralizer, and I like zoodles, but they are nothing like actual pasta.
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. devine

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    Just picked up some ghee (expensive!) and shirataki noodles. Gonna get fancy in the Devine household tonight
     
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  12. Room 15

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    Never done it but I think ghee can be made for pennies on the dollar
     
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  13. WillySaliba

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    Correct, basically cook out the milk proteins and strain. Takes about 15 minutes.
     
  14. slogan119

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    I’ve found zoodles to be better with pesto than with tomato-based sauces
     
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  15. Beachy Toast

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    Nice job.
     
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  16. Tro lo lo

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    Fell off the keto wagon. Hard. I've really just been not eating anything throughout the day, getting so hungry and not planning a fast, then getting a slice on the way home. This happened two days in a row, and since I figured "fuck it, I am out of ketosis" it became like a ten-day bender filled with Panera danish, Doritos, more pizza, fancy licorice, Wendys burgers and fries, and more doughnuts. If we want to cheat, cheat once, that get the fuck back on.

    Last two days I feel normal. Normal means I am snacking on pepperoni and pickles, I had cauliflower mac and cheese tonight, and must have shit lava 12 times today.
     
  17. * J Y *

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    Meh. I think this is gonna happen periodically. I think you keep eating whatever you want while making a keto plan (whatever that is and if that’s what you’re trying to do) and then choose a start date and get back on the train.
     
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  18. * J Y *

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    I’m eating a keto approved snap kitchen. It’s fucking trash. Chicken piccata. Put sriracha on it and it’s going down. This is why people fail on diets. Trash food and not nearly enough.
     
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  19. devine

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    What is a keto approved snap kitchen mean
     
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  20. * J Y *

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    I guess they made it specifically for people doing keto and other low carb diets.
     
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  21. devine

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    I might be eating shirataki noodles every day
     
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  22. 941Gator

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    available at stores?
     
  23. devine

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    Yes. Just got mine at whole foods
     
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  24. 941Gator

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    just came across miracle noodles, which I think we’ve talked about before..

     
  25. devine

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    They’re 0 calories and 0 carbs

    Also I have no idea how Alfredo sauce wasn’t like 1g net carb

    What a meal
     
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  26. devine

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    Yeah that’s what I had
     
  27. 941Gator

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    you know some sick bastard is going to take ramen packets out of the ramen bags and use it for these noodles, plus add egg. he is probably looking in his kitchen right now to see if he has ramen.

    some crazy ppl out there.
     
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  28. devine

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  29. WillySaliba

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    Romantic.
     
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  30. skiedfrillet

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  31. devine

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    What?
     
  32. Festus McBadass

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    I might as well eat all of my meal while sitting on the toilet. Have to shit within 5 minutes of eating just about every time
     
  33. Futureman

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    Been putting the MCT powder in my coffee every morning and buddy you ain't kidding
     
  34. * J Y *

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    I drink so much coffee now that I shit almost every time I piss.
     
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  35. * J Y *

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    Not only is my Mexican grocery store a permanent part of my lunch rotation now, it has charged up the rankings to the clear #1 spot. 1/2 pound of carnitas, a side of nopales, a full sliced avocado, and a topo chico for 8 bucks. Plus a full salsa bar.
     
  36. slogan119

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    I’m in Philly area for work this week and have wanted to go to Paesano’s for a sandwich for a long time. Splurged today and ate bread for the first time since Christmas.

    Sandwich was amazing. One of the Top 3 sandwiches I’ve ever eaten.

    But brain fog started after 30 min and I feel like I’m going to explode.
     
  37. * J Y *

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    Worth it.
     
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  38. jrmy

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    Your lighting game needs work
     
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  39. devine

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    That’s why phones have flashes
     
  40. joe-

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    houses have long term flashes called lights n when you turn them on it’ll illuminate everything around you
     
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  41. cdaysker

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    Today I learned that cactus is keto friendly, good to know
     
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  42. devine

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    The chandelier in my mansion is too bright so I prefer to eat with it off
     
  43. slogan119

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    Already hungry and craving sugar. WTF
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Fucking carbs.
     
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  45. Doc Louis

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    That's mostly understandable... But Panera?!?!?!
     
  46. Doc Louis

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    :trumanwhateverthefuckthatis:
     
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  47. devine

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    It’s shirataki noodles with chicken and Alfredo sauce
     
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  48. Futureman

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    I went essentially 31 days with only one minor cheat night for my wifes birthday dinner. Even then I had 2 bites of chocolate cake and 2 craft beers. It wasn't hard. This weekend the wife and I decided to reward ourselves for doing so good by going over to our friends house and splurging. I had 6 craft beers and some 7 layer dip and chips. That's it.

    I still haven't gotten back to my weight from last thursday. Keto is a jealous bitch and punishes you for looking at another girl. I won't be doing that again for a while.
     
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  49. Tro lo lo

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    Picked up a coffee to go to a meeting at someone's house, and decided to bring turnovers as a polite guest. Three were leftover and crushed them all on the way home. :dblnick:
     
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  50. Doc Louis

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    Thought it was something like "they have really good lunches lately you don't even know!" Or some crap defense that people who make bad choices give
     
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