My wife is heading back to the store to get an item. This is her third trip in two days to get tortillia chips. No bullshit. UPDATE: make that 4th trip because she just returned home to get her credit card.
Sweetums went to IKEA before seeing a concert Saturday and came home with a bunch of stuff we don’t need. Her: Look at these dish scrubbers I got. Me: Did they come with instructions for you on how to use them. Of course I’m an asshole but it was worth it.
My wife just bought two of those the other day. I actually like them, the suction on the end of the handle is quite convenient.
Well at least you aren't married to this one Spoiler: Frances McDormond kills hubby to be with convict https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ally-poisoned-husband-marry-inmate-lover.html
My 9 year old daughter needed to dry her hair tonight and asked to move hair dryer from bathroom to living room and I said okay just be careful when you plug it in that you don’t touch metal part or it will shock you. Wife: “will it really?” I thought she was fucking with me. She was not But then again I’ve shocked myself before and she never has so maybe I’m the dumbass
This isn't necessarily as much stupid as it was awkward as hell: I had just moved into a new place but had to go out of town for two weeks so my girlfriend set everything up including the wifi. I didn't have anything other than the basics (hadn't really bought anything expensive since the divorce) there but it was a nice place and I had a friend that has a lot of airbnb's in the area so I figured I would make a couple grand while I was out of town and just airbnb it. So it gets rented to a 50 year old women in from New York and I get a call asking for the wifi. My girlfriend made the wifi name ThreesCompany - with the password of Slutswelcome. I had to relay this to a 50 year old lady over the phone because my gf didn't know how to change it.
Please tell me you broke it down where it didn’t sound like “sluts welcome” when you said it...? “Yeah it’s SLU... TSWE...LCO...ME.”
Phone call: Me: “what’s the WiFi name and password?” Gf: “ThreesCompany” Me: “That’s a pretty dumb name for our WiFi” Gf: “But I made the password SlutsWelcome” Me: “touché”
Yea I went letter by letter hoping she would just type it in and not notice but she was writing it down so she read it back to me after.
Reminds me of a story my buddy told me...he worked for a regulator and got some records from a company. That company gave it a password of "eatshit" Methinks they were not all that uncomfortable in relaying that one, though
I used to live next door to a pretty famous insta model that was 100% an escort and her WiFi was: “Sorry for the sex noises”
Maybe it was Robin Thicke himself. The dude could use the money after losing all of his to the Marvin Gaye estate.
My entire daily schedule would revolve around her. Would have probably destroyed every business In which I was involeved.
Alledging a specific person is a prostitute in a public forum that is traceable - yea not willing to walk down that road. When we finally have the LA main-board event I’ll say a lot more specifics.
That’s awesome on the gf and WiFi. It was a just a few weeks ago that sweetums was looking at the power wheels charger outside trying to figure out how to restart the internet. Kinda jealous of you.
I have no reason to believe either Emrata or Jessie have ever worked the circuit. I'll throw out another one that is so well known that I don't have any issue with telling - Robin Thicke is notorious for having parties with a bunch of girls and giving them all molly, this is while he was with his ex.
Oh she was there also, that was their thing. Apparently he went outside the boundaries at some point hence the divorce.
I think i just won the thread guys. My 5 yr old is recalling what she learned about the civil war in school. When she said the north won, Mrs. Scorpio looks and me and says "wait, did the north win? Is that right?"