Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. 941Gator

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    I didn’t mean to defend RJ, but...

     
  2. dahldennsull

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    soo butthurt
     
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  3. Arrec Bardwin

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    The thing is he doesn’t, if Rovell looks better than you in comparison you should probably be sent to a Russian gulag.
     
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    What is he talking about?
     
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    Zion might have just torn his ACL wearing a new Nike shoe that blew out when he planted his foot
     
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    How can Nike’s stock dip when Zion isn’t a paid athlete officially endorsed by them?
     
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    He was wearing Nike's at one of the most prominent Nike basketball schools
     
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    He’s really attached to this story

     
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  10. Joe_Pesci

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    He's such a scumbag
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    That wasn’t the point of my post, Shawn
     
  12. Clown Baby

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    It’s almost a shame that Rovell wasn’t a public figure and Twitter didn’t exist during the War on Terror. He’d be saying some shit like “for each day of the insurgency, Halliburton averages $23,750,000 in revenue from defense contracts. That’s the equivalent of one year’s worth of ARod’s salary.
     
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    What a fucking weirdo :laugh:

     
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    Darren please get this episode under control it’s been like 14 hours



     
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  16. devine

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    Just go to his twitter page. It’s incredible. Just non stop tweets about nikes stock today
     
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  19. 941Gator

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    give anything for a Cornell Admission twitter account to ask him what year he applied (and hopefully rip him).
     
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  21. Clown Baby

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    *I got into all eight schools to which I applied.

    Maybe if Darren had gone to Cornell he would’ve learned that.
     
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    My god the obsession is incredible

     
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    Agreed, people’s obsession with Darren doing his job is incredible.

    :badasswolf:
     
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    Based on the 2 or 3 people I know who went to Cornell (plus Andy Bernard), he seems like the kind of guy who would go to Cornell.
     
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    Watched this live. Electric city

     
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    Wish we could get Darren’s coworkers in the “annoying things your coworker does” thread
     
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    Bregman plays third base. :facepalm:

     
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  35. Boo MFer!

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    Because he’s a boob.
     
  36. Boo MFer!

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    Wow, thanks for this, Darren. This really puts it all in perspective!

     
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  37. Louis Holth

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    What is even the point in this comparison? It gives no extra insight.
     
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  38. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    Kind of hard to comment on someone else when gubbs punked all of you out and made you use ignore and now you think you did some-thing when in reality .you lost for 3 1/2 years already .
    I do not understand self abuse .
    staff did a excellent job of just letting self abuse take it,s cycle .
    how can you say Darren did this and that when the whole internet watched you follow gfa to pussyville .
     
  39. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    gubbs even drove you bigtime tv anouncers to saying I live in Orlando and do not follow ucf even espn anouncers ?
    nobody in the history of the internet did that .
    gRubs is the all-time goat .
     
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  40. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    the way I see it .
    you tapped out .
     
  41. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    and louis you tapped out in the beginning .

     
  42. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    every one of you know mark wheeler could not contain gubber jk.
    all mark wheeler could do was ban gubbs .
    why because even though mark wheeler may be authority he punked out .
    period .
    look at ?
    gfa and jax: ever see people lie and exclude?
    shure you do because all they could do was give in .
     
  43. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    you all told all members that there was no exclusive yet gubbs made you do it .
    oh what no ?
    then why are you still doing it when he is gone ?
    gubbs is gone , forever.
    and you .
    the big badass place were nothing was OT ?
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ?
    NW GATOR WAS RIGHT .

    MUST BE A COP THING ?
    WELP IT DON,T WORK .
    GUBBS IS GONE AND YOU LOST AND WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE NOW LOSER .
     
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  44. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    AND THE ONE AND ONLY DID THIS BECAUSE HE LIKED YOU SO YOU WOULD NOT MAKE A FUCKING FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF
    BUT ?
    1 OLD 65 YEAR OLD MAN DID THIS ?
    U MUST BE LAME .??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    ROVELL DID WHAT ?
    BETTER THAN YOU HEY ?
    WERE IS THAT 18 YEAR OLD KID .??
    WELL ?
     
  45. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    HEY I HAVE A IDEA ?
    WHY DON,T I FIND HIM AND YOU CAN TRY YOUR SHIT AGAIN ?
     
  46. Boo MFer!

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    Oh boy.
     
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  47. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    well if it is not the mark wheeler clone .
    hey clone or mark .
    so tell us how was it reduced to using ignore against gubbs because you could not compete ?
     
  48. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    you know mark boy if you take this article back to rivals I did not agree for you to do that .
    so ban yourself from tmb .
    for breaking the rules ?
    you were also the one taking info from gatorbait and giving it to inside the gators ------ right ?

    p.s. was that not the truth ?
    why then did you invent ignore for gubbs because you could do nothing other than do ignore ?
    lame .
    you mark wheeler ?
    that's lame .
     
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    DiMaggio’s hits, Ripken’s games played, Rovell’s bracket-less March’s.

    The streak lives!