Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

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  1. nexus

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    :cmonson:

    I'm 'cauc' level white and even I'm familiar with Migos. Can even name like 2 or 3 songs.
     
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  2. Tiffin

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    Eh, they did a few sketches on Viceland, and it seems like the new show will have some as well. But they aren't sketch comedy or trained improv.
     
  3. War Grundle

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    I heard the name before and knew what genre but I don't listen to that much new music anymore. The times I have heard their songs on the radio I didn't care for. Beats were good but not a fan of that style of rapping.
     
  4. bro

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    as a fan of rap, Migos is awesome.
     
  5. Bo Pelinis

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    I don't mind Migos but I hate the spinoffs and think it's generally awful for hip hop. Nobody will give a fuck about trap music or mumble rap in 20 years. I wish there were more dudes with a little bit of a message. But I'll listen to Migos for beats.
     
  6. Joe_Pesci

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    I've heard of migos but I didnt know how many people were involved. I'm going to laugh at all of you when he finally gets Darkthrone on the show and you guys didnt realize it was only 2 guys
     
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  7. nexus

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    This seems like a great vehicle for MJK to promote the new album imo
     
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  8. War Grundle

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  9. Joe_Pesci

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  10. War Grundle

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    lol it was more that I didnt know who they were either until i googled them.
     
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  11. Barves2125

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    Googled and apparently one of the two members of Darkthrone is called Fenriz. And he's not just a member of a Norweigan metal band but also a politician. And the other band member goes by Nocturno Culto.
     
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  12. Joe_Pesci

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    Fenriz is some kind of postal worker also

    I think he was nominated to the city council or whatever as a joke and somehow he won
     
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  13. bryix

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    Just finished bottling my first lacto-fermented hot sauce. It fermented for four months. It's mostly scotch bonnet and habanero peppers. Lots of garlic and onion too. Added some allspice berries and peppercorns and some toasted oak cubes for flavor. Obviously removed the oak cubes prior to blending. Contains some scorpions, reapers, and ghost chiles. Also some sweet peppers and red jalapenos for flavor.

    Tastes really good and it's fucking hot.

    I'm calling it "Homergeddon"

    [​IMG]
     
  14. cdaysker

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    You selling any?
     
  15. slhorn

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    Was going to ask this as well.
     
  16. bryix

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    sadly it's all spoken for between friends and pepper suppliers. I'm only getting to keep one bottle!

    edit: it's only 9 bottles total
     
  17. cdaysker

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    If you make more and are willing to part with any, lemme know
     
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  18. bryix

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    also, if we're still doing recommendations here, this one isn't hot at all (like maybe aardvark level) but it's really fucking tasty. super garlicky and kinda funky. sort of a hotter sambal oelek with lots of garlic.

    I had some trepidation from the label, but it's really nice. Just ordered two more bottles since I plowed through the first one quickly.

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  19. goblue31602

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    Any idea what the scoville rating is? I've been trying to find some good hot sauces after watching a lot of these episodes. The Bravado Blueberry Ghost Pepper (Season 3 I think) sauce is really good, but I'm trying to branch out more.

    I live about 10 minutes from a massive grocery store that probably has 1,000+ hot sauces, I'm just never sure where to start.
     
  20. bryix

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    it's about the level of biting into a habanero, really. taste testing to adjust it was pretty rough.

    edit: misread his question and thought it was about the homemade sauce
     
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  21. bryix

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    dude, I totally thought you were quoting my original post so that answer is referring to my homemade sauce. it's hot. this bayou one, not so much.

    this one is like maybe 15k scoville. it just tastes really damn good.
     
  22. goblue31602

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    Ha, no worries. I'll keep an eye out for it.

    What you can see from here is only "A" through "K" in their hot sauce section, I have a few to choose from! I'm a big fan of a sauce that packs some heat but also tastes really good, thanks for the suggestion.
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  23. bro

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    this is the greatest 3 min stretch in the show's history don't @ me

     
  24. cdaysker

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  25. NilesIrish

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    Had no clue who she was and thought I was going to be annoyed the whole time, but that was better than anticipated.
     
  26. bro

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    she has a couple top pop songs at the moment. A newer artist I think
     
  27. cdaysker

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    I had never heard of her either but she's apparently quite popular with the kids these days. The episode was nothing great I thought, but it wasn't terrible either.
     
  28. Reggie Washington

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    yeah pretty good ep. She's a weirdo but semi-entertaining.
     
  29. cdaysker

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    I'm listening to some of her music and honestly I don't dislike what I'm hearing
     
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  30. Bo Pelinis

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    This is the first time I've ever heard of this person and the first song I pulled up has 85 million views. I didn't intend to feel old as shit today but here we are.
     
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  31. HoosDaMan

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    I’m so old the first thing I thought was she probably isn’t vaccinated
     
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  32. War Grundle

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    It’s me every day. I never heard of here either until I opened the thread.
     
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  33. Bo Pelinis

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    She was born after 9/11.
     
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  34. War Grundle

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    Honestly, first glance I thought it was a dude.
     
  35. IvanTheTerrible

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    I've listened to a good bit of her music and seen some of her interviews. Definitely thought she was in her early twenties (She sort of looks like the singer Alison Wonderland) at first. I was shocked to find out she's 16.
     
  36. The Blackfish

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    She wasn't alive for September 11th. Wow.
     
  37. IvanTheTerrible

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    That's bizarre to think about.
     
  38. Barves2125

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    Time is tricky, you guys.

    Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
     
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  39. Keef

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  40. Reggie Washington

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    He's going to die. I predict a lot of coughing and tears.
     
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  41. Reggie Washington

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    Also, they're going to need a bigger studio...
     
  42. The Blackfish

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    Would rather have Charles Barkley but Shaq will do.
     
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  43. NilesIrish

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    Barkley would be incredibly funny, but Shaq’s rap background and Shazam could make for some hilarious stuff.
     
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  44. Barves2125

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    Shaq is hilarious. This will undoubtedly be one of the best episodes.
     
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  45. Jake Scott

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    Shaq couldn’t even eat a spicy chip that time Chuck challenged him.

    This will be a hilarious disaster.
     
  46. Tiffin

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    Shaq was in Kazaam.

    I only know this because my friend corrected me the other day in the movie theatre before Captain Marvel.
     
  47. NilesIrish

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    yup, my bad. Had it on the brain because I just watched the trailer.
     
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  48. The Blackfish

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    Sinbad was in Shazam
     
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  49. IanBoyd

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  50. IvanTheTerrible

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    Why not both.
     
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