Guy's Guys (a Safe Space for Team Fieri)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    is he dumping ketchup on yogurt/granola?
     
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  2. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Like GUY would wear Air Monarchs over some sick Vans with black socks.
     
  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Guy's hair has much more volume
     
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  4. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Deserves a thread ban, if not an entire board ban
     
  5. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    I thought it was a joke about that guy not being Guy but trying to be a guy who looks like Guy
     
  6. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    Identity theft is not a joke, Ark! Millions of families suffer every year!
     
  7. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    As an elvis impersonator myself, I believe the man was just playing tribute like I do every Thursday through Saturday
     
  8. Simon Templar

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    Nice try Wes. We spoke.
     
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  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I know Guy, and you've got the wrong Guy, guy.
     
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  10. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Who you calling guy, pal?
     
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  11. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I'm not your pal, friend.
     
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  12. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    I’m trying here chief
     
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  13. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    At least you called him ‘chief’ as he’s our tribal leader
     
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  14. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Will GUY puns ever not be funny?

    No. The answer is no.
     
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  15. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Love the idea of permanent Guy Fieri cosplay
     
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  16. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  17. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Really digging the blonde chick working at that Czech place in SLC
     
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  18. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Had to Czech her out based off your recommendation
     
  19. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  20. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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  21. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Hunter-tier joke
     
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  22. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Take it somewhere else. Cheese is welcome in La Ciudad de Sabor
     
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  23. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Locked in to a DDD marathon
     
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  24. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Someone on my floor is making pulled pork or some other similar BBQ dish and I go to take my dog out and I catch a big whiff and immediately say out loud "OUT OF BOUNDS!"

    I wish I was joking.
     
  25. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
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    Catching a little triple D on this fine evening. Guy’s sons are there on camera eating a killer French dip sandwich.

    My wife: Man could you ever imagine what it’s like to have Guy Fieri as your dad?

    Me: Every night in my dreams
     
  26. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Wife was like, what’s Flavor Town

    :doge:
     
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  27. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Time for a new wife!
     
  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  29. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Just sat down to eat at Flavortown, Cancun version while we wait for our flight.

    Placed is so packed we have to sit at the bar.
     
  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Things Guy loves:

    Saying HOLY MOLY when someone is cooking a mexican mole sauce.
     
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  31. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    There was one Mexican restaurant owner that he plowed no doubt. They were flirting so bad and all touchy feely. To be honest it got me all hot and bothered
     
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  32. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Is this the guy fieri fan fiction thread
     
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  33. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Guy is a dedicated family man. Take this blasphemous libel elsewhere.
     
  34. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Proud of you Guy's guys. Wish I could have made it.

     
  35. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  36. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    They need to make Guy a dunk contest judge.
     
  37. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  38. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  39. Corky Bucek

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  40. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I may get into the franchise game.
     
  41. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Guy fieri and chicken tendies my two favorite things
     
  42. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    It’s ok, his burger places are better.
     
  43. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Guy’s a chicken guy, guys.
     
  44. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I had the exact same thought. Open one of these at Eddy street commons south of ND....profit.
     
  45. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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  46. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    That chicken holding a ketchup bottle is triggering me p hard
     
  47. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  48. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Bruh, that’s not ketchup.
     
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  49. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Guy in the background is snapping the same pic to post on TheColi probably
     
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