MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Shiggityshwo

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    just get a goal on this carpet
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    Omg. That long ball bounced backwards.
     
  3. Andy Reocho

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    Amen
     
  4. Homo Erectus

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    Its like playing pool on a super funky table.
     
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  5. Homo Erectus

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    Has Besler looked slow the last couple of games?
     
  6. Bishop

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    Ugh...
     
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  7. DirtBall

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    Yeah but f’n hell. He’s played every minute. 90 at 9K feet. And traveled 10K miles in less than 2 weeks. The LAFC game was a huge f up by Vermes.
     
  8. DirtBall

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    I feel like Univision/yahoo need to have these tee’d up to play between the 2 matches

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  9. Andy Reocho

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    Well that’s a pleasant turn of events
     
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    Way to stick your nose in there kid. Ilie is a PK wizard.
     
  11. Homo Erectus

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    Fair point
     
  12. Homo Erectus

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    That road goal was a gift.

    Don't know if it should have been a PK but oh well.
     
  13. jplaYa

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    I feel like parts of Sicario were filmed like right outside the pitch.
     
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  14. snowfx2

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    Damn what a strike
     
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  15. Shiggityshwo

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    ooo that was sexy
     
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    Melia would of stopped that easy. No doubt, no doubt in my mind.
     
  18. DirtBall

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    8 goals in 5 years in the Panamanian “league” and he hits that....

     
  19. DirtBall

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    Hungarian hip toss
     
  20. DirtBall

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    Is that a culero-asshole mixed chant?
     
  21. DirtBall

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    Hell of a step by the kid. Wallace blows donkey balls.
     
  22. Rootgers

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    I haven't been able to watch, how is KC's bye going?
     
  23. DirtBall

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    GIANLUCA!!!!! The messiah has arrived!!!
     
  24. DirtBall

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    Sporting - 1
    Panama - 1
    Carpet - 1

    Nothing to worry about.
     
  25. DirtBall

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    That Panamanian CB was 25 when GLB was born.
     
  26. jplaYa

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    These Panamanians are super quick
     
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  27. snowfx2

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    Yep the fly around the field and are obviously comfortable with this shit surface.
     
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  28. DirtBall

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    The strategy of everybody go deep and we’ll hit it as hard and far as possible knowing it’ll stop on a dime is actually pretty damn impressive.
     
  29. snowfx2

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    Got the away goal, so not a terrible result. But, Vermes has to start a B team vs. Philly on Sunday.
     
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  30. Shiggityshwo

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    I'd like to wish all of our Atlanta United posters good luck tonight
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    It’ll be interesting to see if Vermes trusts the back ups to run these guys off the pitch next week or if he’ll play the B squad vs Philly to play starters vs these guys. Either way, if Busio went 90 they would of won 3-2. Did more in 10 minutes than Rowe did the entire match.
     
  32. DirtBall

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    Holy cow we got ourselves a slobberknocker now. Not quite TFC-Tigres last year but one hell of a damn match.
     
  33. DirtBall

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    Also, kind of pissed PV made Melia make the trip if he was planning on playing Zendejas. Pretty sure Zusi, Felipe, and Fontas all flew straight to KC after the LA.
     
  34. DirtBall

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    Stripes v stripes
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    Gotta love this tourney. Atl goes down south to play in one of the worlds coolest stadiums, sporting goes down south to play in one of the worlds parking lots.
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    Lmbo. Barco “oh my god I’m dead...oh shit we won possession” takes off sprinting with a quickness.
     
  37. DirtBall

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    Oh my balls
     
  38. snowfx2

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    What were you doing there Guzan
     
  39. DirtBall

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  40. Festus McBadass

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  41. snowfx2

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    Weak as hell
     
  42. DirtBall

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  44. snowfx2

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    Remedi is gonna get a red if he doesn't calm the fuck down
     
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    Is that his first yellow or is he out next match?
     
  46. Festus McBadass

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    So that’s a yellow?
     
  47. MA

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    Jesus Barco play the fucking through ball.
     
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  48. Festus McBadass

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    Pity is getting fucking raped
     
  49. DirtBall

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    Holy cow. Brek got blasted by a guy half his size.
     
  50. DirtBall

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    Also loving the dude in the brown coat and glasses behind the Mont bench.