HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

to all the ace haters out there, congrats on being on the same side of history as congresssman/trop!

 

That'll only happen if we fall out of contention

 

I'd love for him to have a beast year this year so we can trade him over the offseason.

We need his contract gone to ensure Supreme flexibility

 

if he has a great year, why would you want to deal an elite starting pitcher on a very reasonable (and FLEXIBLE) deal

sorry folks but ace is a brave for life

 

We could free up 12 million and sign no one else.

That's 12,000,000 in flex

 

6PM start on a Friday and they couldn’t put it on TV? Assholes.

 

Ender hitting leadoff would be such a dumb fucking move that I hope AA would veto

 

Eh, idk how much say the front office has in that. They can present Snit with all the data that says to put your best hitters at the top of the lineup, but ultimately that's up to the manager.

 

My guess is they’d let him do it, knowing if Ender fails that Snit will see the error of his ways and change things up. It’s not ideal though, obviously.

 

Are they really "letting him do it" though? How much say do they have in stuff like that outside of presenting the data and voicing their opinion to Snit?

 

if oz can tighten up the approach he'll fuck

 

I mean, they can force his hand to a certain extent, but you’ve got to pick your battles. That’s not a battle I imagine the front office wants to go to the mat for this early in the season.

 

It would’ve been nice if we hadn’t made a bunch of promises to Donaldson about hitting in the 2-hole.

 

Donaldson should be hitting in the 2-hole though.

 

In 2016, sure

 

I'm fine with Donaldson in the 2-hole. The issue is we didn't add another slugger to fill the cleanup role, so Snit feels like he has to put Ronnie there.

 

Agreed.

 

Freddie gonna bat .350 with Ronnie behind him.

 

Ronnie gonna hit .250 with Markakis behind him

 

And Ronnie's gonna walk 200 times with Kakes behind him.

 

Kevin McAlpin was on the radio earlier predicting that there’s no chance Ender and Markakis each play 150 games.

 

I wonder what that trade was that was 70% done. AA totally has a girlfriend but she goes to another high school and it’s in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

 

one or both will meet snit in the buckhead publix parking lot when this happens

 

GOAT, Ronnie, DUVAAAAAL OF against lefties.

 

He did say expect to see Johan anytime we face a lefty

 

Pache with a 2-run HR

 

By tighten up his approach do you mean walk a more than 1% of his ABs?

How tight we talking

 

Then Kakes gonna hit into a million double plays

 

Of note...

Coming into today Pache was slashing:
423/500/643. That's a solid 1,143 OPS.

Ender??

253/253/253

Clearly ender needs to go to A ball and Pache our starting CF and leadoff

 

Great work Snit

 

Also I know it’s spring training but Pache’s slash line has me hard af

 

LOL

 

We’ve got rules about such claims jrmy

 

Freeman, who demands to play virtually every game...

Our top hitting prospect is gonna back him up and never play

Awesome

 

the obv corresponding move is freeman to 3b when donaldson breaks down in july

 

I mean I love a good freak out by don’t you think this means he looks really bad in the outfield? It’s not like Snitker doesn’t want to win.

 

It's not that he doesn't want to, it's he doesn't know how to do it correctly.

OK, he was bad in the OF...so he's going to sit the bench for 159 games and stunt his development

 

What is your solution?

 

Not be cheap af owners
Put Riley in AAA for further development. He still needs it

 

That’s what they plan on doing, moron

 

Nobody said he was going to be on the 35 man in April

Go crank out some dead lifts

 

Read the last line of the tweet

 

No

 

This year != April

 

"this year" is stupid if he isn't going to ever play. We don't need a back up 1B

 

Pache seems ahead of schedule

 

ily buddy but you’re really, really dumb sometimes