Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. TAS

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  2. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    OAN has White House press credentials
     
  3. Lorne Malvo

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  4. bertwing

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    A MAGAtard got threatened by Russell Westbrook in Utah tonight after telling Westbrook to get on his knees like he’s used to and is now playing innocent victim. He’s got plenty of history of being a piece of shit on social media, and is getting the rightful treatment on Twitter

     
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  5. Can I Spliff it

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  6. VaxRule

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    Extra "l" in that response tweet
     
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    Redacted. My b
     
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  8. aisle seven

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    I'm mildly amazed Steve Bannon is still alive.
     
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  9. DrTomOsbourne

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  10. indeed

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  11. indeed

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    Smart to co-opt some of the better progressive ideas that have some chance of traction. But GOP will fight everything, even infrastructure, because it’s coming from a Dem.

     
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  12. steamengine

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    Reminds me I need to cancel my Atlantic subscription.
     
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  13. BudKilmer

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    My anger at joe for not running in 16 will cloud anything he does in 20
     
  14. herb.burdette

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    They have distributed a whopping 233 tickets for this event.
     
  15. Randy Dangus

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    Joe Biden is the George Bush of the Democratic Party. Affable idiot, great guy to get a beer with, and his cabinet will run the show. Hardest of passes.

    I’d vote for him in a heartbeat.
     
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  16. prerecordedlive

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    It feels like they quickly went from a reputable and objective publication to just another one that incites racial tension and tries to hold Democrats infinitely more accountable than Republicans.
     
  17. prerecordedlive

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    And yet Good Morning America led off a segment with the Raptors-Cavs fight last night then immediately segued into how Westbrook verbally assaulted a fan.

    Mother fuck. Why frame it that way? He wasn’t wrong. I’m pretty sure Robin Roberts and Michael Strahan wouldn’t just be humming along in their job if ole George turned to them and insinuated that they used to be slaves.
     
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  18. steamengine

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    Cheney shitting on father at a pay for play conservative retreat is one I didn’t see coming.

     
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  19. steamengine

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    Cut Medicare, but earmark your golf heroes project.

     
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  20. jrmy

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    Why does that surprise you? They're all scumbags but at least Cheney was competent and a piece of shit.
     
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  21. steamengine

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    Look, I haven’t seen vice yet so I don’t know enough about the guy.
     
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  22. Doc Louis

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    That's what that shit was about? Fuck him, that guy should be fined by the NBA for harassing Westbrook.
     
  23. Schadenfred

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    Raised near Columbus. Caddied for Jack at Muirfield during school summers. Guy's a prick. Hope whatever he touches turns to shit.
     
  24. steamengine

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    Yeah he always came off like a dick to me. Plus he and his wife sound exactly alike which is really weird.
     
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  25. prerecordedlive

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    Isn’t his name on Miami Children’s? I wouldn’t go that far. But tax dollars should not be earmarked to philanthropic funding. That’s total bullshit.
     
  26. chuckmasterflex

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    Best I can tell, the new Republican strategy seems to be saying incoherent nonsense about how Democrats hate Jews and that the Democratic Party is a planation for black people.
     
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  27. pez

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    Elizabeth Pipko, who’s that?

    Checks google

    Ahh I see why the president quoted her
     
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  28. BP

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    Doesnt change the fact of what he posted
     
  29. Schadenfred

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    I never deified Jack growing up, but carrying his bag immediately soured me on him. There were plenty of instances where he was, you know, a nice human, but most of the time he made me want to jam a butter knife into his temple. Just an absolute dick when everything's not perfect. And he fucking blames you for everything.

    And, man, do I have plenty of stories from carrying his bag. LOL. The first time was especially a doozy.
     
  30. shaolin5

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  31. sflnole

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    Taking a page right out of the ol' US diplomacy handbook ca. 1950s
     
  32. Schadenfred

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    That's fair. Hoping that whatever he touches turns to shit would not -- should not -- apply to anything worthy like that. Sure, no matter how unlikable Nicklaus can be, he's still done a lot of good through philanthropic endeavors.
     
  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  34. sflnole

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  35. sflnole

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    Twitter in a nutshell
     
  36. Beeds07

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    My new gym approach. Go to any machine where Fox News is running and get on a machine in front of it and ask for ESPN. 3 for 3 so far and Fox isnt on now.
     
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  37. Bruce Wayne

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    Just an average American that likes his Twinkie's

     
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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Someone posted earlier, I think it was LA fitness, that has just straight up stopped showing any news channels. I can get on board with that.
     
  39. sflnole

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    The budget won't pass and come next year he'll deny he ever proposed cuts to Medicare and it won't even matter.
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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  41. Can I Spliff it

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  42. bro

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    The cover last month literally said Impeach in giant letters and made the argument for commencing impeachment proceedings. Ppl are so goddamn sensitive. A shitty David Frum article is one of 75 articles on their magazine
     
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  43. Goose

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    They’re going to be bummed when they find out Cincinnati is not near the Mexican border
     
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  44. steamengine

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    Galaxy brain McMuff dunking on fools

     
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  45. steamengine

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    I’m good with being overly sensitive when it comes to hostility towards immigrants.
     
  46. Fran Tarkenton

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  47. sflnole

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    Tell me more about how we don't need government run healthcare.