Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BP

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  2. ned's head

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    Just die already
     
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  3. VaxRule

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    You make a portmanteau of Jewish and exodus to point out that this exodus is of Jewish people thus differentiating it from the original?
     
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  4. bro

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    Woah, this random woman is hot? Who could’ve guessed!?!?

    I’m sure me and the rest of the Jews in America are rushing to the GOP after 8 Jews were killed in Pittsburgh by an alt-right loon
     
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  5. VaxRule

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    Should probably still consider building a wall along the river to keep Kentuckyians out.
     
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  6. bro

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    Wow!
     
  7. bro

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  8. bro

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  9. bro

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    Yes! We all agree we spend too much on education! Make America great again.
     
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    "Political candidate takes tech's money, still tough on tech!"

    This is a scandal in 2019.
     
  11. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    "There's weather and climate all around the world"

    Hahahhaha help
     
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  12. Goose

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    A toll would work better
     
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  13. Tobias

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    he’s shouting at the sky again

     
  14. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    For those of you expecting a Tucker apology...
     
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  15. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    Already posted
    :facepalm:
     
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  16. bro

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  17. bro

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  18. bertwing

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    Smh captain dipshit wanting to eliminate jobs in favor of automation

    Man of the people
     
  19. RonBurgundy

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    I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that we need to allow dumber people to pilot our aircraft
     
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  20. Tobias

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    that pilot? albert freaking einstein

     
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  21. bwi2

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    Amazing that all this happened in just a couple of years from when President T made aviation as safe as it has ever been
     
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  22. bertwing

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    :roll:

    This is the dumbest timeline. Fuck every one of us
     
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  23. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    goddammit he's a Pens fan... :facepalm:

    I'm not surprised... :facepalm:
     
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  24. Tobias

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    not sure where he's going with this "we need our pilots to be dumber" take but i am damn excited to see where it ends up
     
  25. Michael Scofield

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    Great looking cover too. Bought it at the airport a few weeks back, yes to read that cover story, but mostly just so I could carry it down the aisle with the cover facing outward as I boarded my flights.
     
  26. Tobias

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    planes should only need a gas pedal to go up and a brake pedal to go down. any steering should be done with a large wooden wheel like you see on pirate ships. its not that hard
     
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  27. jrmy

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    It's an obvious corollary to the "we need our president to be dumber" thread we're following as a nation right now
     
  28. Tobias

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    every flight should hold a lottery before take-off and whoever has the winning number gets to land the plane
     
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  29. Wicket

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    So for all of you I have a question. President Obama basically got a Nobel Prize for not being GWB, yet the hate (and justified again) for this a-hole is way more broadly supported so I was wondering how the valley of GWB compared to where we are currently. It is a different level right? Or do I have to prepare myself to hate the next republican president as much as this lunatic?

    It doesnt get any worse right?
     
  30. Wicket

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    Honestly if you allow me to crash AF1 to rid the world of this a-hole id seriously consider it, no matter how much i like my life and love my wife
     
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  31. ned's head

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    I wonder if boomers have always been this fucking stupid, or if this is where we'll all end up one day
     
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  32. cutig

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    Wunderlic test when you buy a ticket. Lowest score is the pilot.
     
  33. Prospector

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    his haircut is as bad as his opinions
     
  34. Truman

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    If we suffer an actual national emergency like Bush did, or find ourselves in a new international conflict, it will get much much worse.

    The country and the world has been pretty fortunate nothing like that has happened under Trump's watch.
     
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  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pilots shouldn't understand how to use a computer because Pres T doesn't and he's the smartest boy
     
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  36. joe-

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    oh boy i'm incredibly surprised that hockey attracts racists fans what with the average hockey audience being 93% white and all
     
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  37. KJROD20

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    I've said this several times (in this thread and others) that on another timeline, Beau Biden is still alive and Joe is currently POTUS. I firmly believe his death is the reason we're in this. Fuck cancer.
     
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  38. BrentTray

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    Yes
     
  39. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  40. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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  41. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    It can always get worse, and probably will.
     
  42. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
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    it isn't just one david frum article. the atlantic is about as shitty as it gets when it comes to mainstream neoliberalism.

    they also hired kevin fucking williamson and only backed off that choice after significant backlash
     
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  43. bro

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    I take the good with the bad. I think the good heavily outweighs the Atlantic baggage
     
  44. Prospector

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    didn't he want to appoint his pilot to run the FAA?
     
  45. Can I Spliff it

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    Whats awesome about these apps is that, aside from the obvious low effort grifting, the makers always make janky, unsecured shit and people hack out all the personal info within a week of launch
     
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  47. afb

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  48. BayouMafia

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    my father in law, in the same conversation in which I had to correct his understanding of abortion legislation to mean democrats want to execute infants as they are born, and in which he stated that Trump isn't perfect but at least he's trying to root out corruption, told me that he considers OAN to be the most reliable new source available
     
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  49. Prospector

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