HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. FightingCock

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    Hey Ace, welcome to long relief
     
  2. Reggie Washington

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    LFG
     
  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    You can thank our shit ownership for that.

    What's worse, having a below league avg hitter at lead off getting the most ABs over the year or an average 4 hole hitter?
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Touki gonna win both ROY and Cy Young?
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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  6. bstaple12

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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    I hope pitcheriest isn't like pitch-ability
     
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  8. wes tegg

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    It is
     
  9. SC

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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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  11. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    That’s a good thing you oaf
     
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  12. SC

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    Pitchability is good, when you also have very good stuff like Wright does.
     
  13. Louis Holth

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    What about when you’re Sean Gilmartin?
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Think you're forgetting....

    On top of clearly being sarcastic about this old term, you stupid fuck dick
     
  15. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Take that back
     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    No

    Your posting style is full of postability
     
  17. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Thank you. I am the Kyle Wright of this thread. My postability goes a long way. You are the Jason Hursh of this thread, no postability or any other talent.
     
  18. SC

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. jrmy

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    Oh my lord he killed him
     
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  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    Gonna see a lot of that game 1 vs the Phillies
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    No ur Sean Gilmartin

    Sry
     
  22. Clown Baby

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    Love to see AAAA posters turn on each other
     
  23. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  24. jplaYa

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  25. One Two

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    Now I know how a dog feels when you fake throw the tennis ball
     
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  26. Reggie Washington

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    I've never seen more empty statements.
     
  27. Jimmy Was Taken

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    We're Charlie Brown trying to kick the football at this point.
     
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  28. Jimmy Was Taken

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    What's the outlook on a guy like Clouse? He a lefty specialist? Setup man? Closer?
     
  29. gus_chiggins

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    For any of you guys that may have missed the thread, big time prayers for Sterling A
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  30. jplaYa

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    Mark Bowman is an absolute unit
     
  31. jplaYa

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    Meanwhile DOB is looking for a Sex Pistols original that reminded him of that melody
     
  32. jrmy

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    41 strikes on 56 pitches.

    Bryse, Touki, and Wright are gonna beat down the door this year.
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Allard sent to AAA. He was fucking awful.

    Going into last year he was a top 70ish prospect. You have to think the Braves knew he'd never be good.

    Seems like we hoarded him and now he's gonna get cut soon.

    At least our beast top pitching prospects don't seem to be going down that path. Little worried about Gohara
     
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  34. jplaYa

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    Allard never recovered from back surgery. He was high risk high reward
     
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  35. jrmy

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    Stop being dumb
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    Nothing I posted was very dumb.

    We had to know internally Allard wasn't going to pan out and wasn't ready for thr bigs. Then he got smoked.

    Lotta rumblings he was never really above a AAAA guy
     
  37. FightingCock

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    Tough to come back from back surgery
     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's not even what I'm talking about. That was 3 full seasons ago
     
  39. rv12

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    He’s still only 21 and like you said is less than 3 years from a back surgery. Pump the brakes a bit.
     
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  40. Degausser

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    I'll be really shocked if Allard ever does anything worth a shit at the big league level. His stuff is just so average at this point. He needs flawless command to consistently get guys out.
     
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  41. ashy larry

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    glad we have touki to cancel out that shitty name
     
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  42. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    How about you stop complaining about a problem and help create a solution by getting Kolby in touch with your steroid supplier?

    In all honesty, the 80 game risk is worth the reward for Kolby.
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Liberty Media will not pay for my services
     
  44. Clown Baby

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    Guys, rest easy. At this moment, I’m planning to bring a shareholder derivative suit against Barves execs for, and this is what it says in the complaint, “sucking butt in free agency.”
     
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  45. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    A modern day Robin Hood
     
  46. jrmy

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    How can he be Robin Hood if he is giving to us, the rich (in hypothetical flexibility)
     
  47. Clown Baby

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    Thank you
     
  48. SC

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    Allard needs to re-discover his command, first off. That's the only way his stuff plays currently. Next offseason, he needs to park his ass at Driveline and work on technique and velo.
     
  49. Keef

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    I’m hoping Weigel gets going again, he was one of my favorites prior to TJ
     
  50. Baby Boy

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    Our likely opening day starter! Hooray!