Husk City: What is happening?

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Vacuuming and cleaning doge poop are the worst. Cleaning toilet is up there too.
     
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  2. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Our pets heads are falling off

     
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  3. Houndster

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    The actual act of cooking is enjoyable. Going to the goddamn grocery store is the absolute worst.
     
  4. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    I won’t argue one bit with this.
     
  5. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Deciding what to cook is infinitely worse
     
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  6. DirtBall

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    Meat with a side of bourbon.
     
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  7. QuickdrawJohnny

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  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Typical house crynasty MO is to go on massive boom/bust cycles where we have aaaaaaaaaaaall the food and then p much just soy sauce cuz goin to the grocery store is the woat

    But it's really snake eating its tail because one of the reasons I hate grocin' so much is that I get so many thomdang groceries that I have to exercise Chad Kelsay-like hand speed baggin them in a state of panic that I won't finish before the kindly clerk needs to use my side of the conveyer belt for the next customer
     
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  9. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    We've had snow on the ground since October and I have two labs
    :awshucks:
     
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  10. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    The worst chore is withstanding a curled lip when the trash you was sposed to take out is set near the back door as a clear indicator you haven’t taken it out quick enough.
     
  11. RonBurgundy

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    UNO into the conference finals FYI
     
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  12. Herpitus Derp

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    They could win a tourney game before Nebraska.
     
  13. Llama

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    You guy’s grocery stores do the thing where you pick out what you want online and they bring it out to your car at an agreed upon time? Well mine does and it’s free and it’ll change your life.

    Execpt to go in to grab a few items I haven’t been full-on grocery shopping in the store since thanksgiving.
     
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  14. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    They do, I’ve yet to try it. Mostly because I sell wine and spend way too much time in a grocery store already that I can just pick stuff up when need be.

    Also, by far our cheapest grocery store for a majority of the stuff we need doesn’t have it.
     
  15. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    2nd page huh?
     
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  16. DrTomOsbourne

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    Went to my old high school. Committed to Iowa but IIRC is a husk fan and was hoping for an offer.
     
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  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    there's gonna be so much Wyatt Power this year
     
  18. 2

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    UNO has the best 5 in the state since Rich King
     
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  19. RonBurgundy

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    RIP UNO
     
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Rise and husk
     
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  21. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Flooding like a mfer here
     
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  22. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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    Puked twice and fisheaded 3 times since last night. Kill me, Pete.
     
  23. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Tyfys
     
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  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Thos days where your workin between a couple locations and you happen to have enough tim to swing by house crynasty to take a fish head cr*d in the safe confines of the familiar are the best of days

    I know ol dogskrt 'ciates it cause I can see her out the window and she cr*ddin' too
     
  25. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    :ohdear:



    Still raining too
     
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  26. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Not safe for life, but I haven't been able to breathe for a few minutes because of it. Colleague came across a promotional poster for this on campus earlier today: http://www.puppypleasure.net/

    :ded:
     
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  27. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    I ate one too many fiber bars yesterday. Feel like I'm inhaling with my mouth and exhaling with my butt.
     
  28. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  29. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    One of the scariest links I’ve ever clicked.
     
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  30. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Be sure to click on How It Works

    :themoreyouknow:
     
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  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    football501 I'd like to correct the record. Wasn't no apples nor snakes in Eden.

    God: "Alright, place is all created. All yours I'ma rock a snooze for a bit. Mow the lawn every once in a while and stay outta that orchard"

    Adam: "why what's in that orch..."

    [​IMG]
     
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  32. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    those things are fucking dangerous. should probably be only available with a prescription. I'm pretty sure if you eat more than 1 you can actually die from farting.
     
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  33. RonBurgundy

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    Want to know what’s in there but can’t risk the click on the toilet store’s wifi
     
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  34. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    clean up the language first and final warning
     
  35. The Hebrew Husker

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    LOL at Miles falling running off the court.
     
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  36. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  37. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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  38. —

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    Seeing a concert tonight, Better Oblivion Community Center, p excite.
     
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  39. EdmondDantes

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    windy as fuck
     
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  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    More like

    Better
    Wonderland
    Area
    Hospital
     
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  41. —

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    Ugh the esteemed craigslist user who was supposed to sell me a ticket to the sold out show never showed. Better luck tomorrow Sex Fuckhead
     
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  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    that's complete shit. Pissed just hearing it
     
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  43. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    I’ve never used craigslist. Probably because my dad is named Craig and I don’t trust that fucker at all.
     
  44. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Been re-watching GOT with the girlfriend, who's never seen it.

    And by "with" her I mean she fucks around on her phone while half paying attention then asks me questions about shit that was just explained
     
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  45. cdaysker

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    GOT needs to be treated like going to a movie in the theater. Once it starts, put your phone away.
     
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  46. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Getting alerts about the Lord Thom breaking his promise to Noah all the way over here in Chiny land. Stay safe, homeland husks.
     
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  47. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    #blessd that my contessa is as into it as I am.
     
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  48. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    T’s and P’s to those in our great state affected by flooding. This shit is wild.
     
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  49. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Man I been with crytessa for 10 years now and I'm here to tell ya we watch pretty much entirely different shows all the tim and it saved our marriage.

    Hang out together on the couch while i watch my high brow histry progrumms (ancient aliens) with headphones and she watches whatever the new Riverdale-type shit is. This is what grampskrt choked Nazis in WWII for.
     
  50. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Good gratification that my decision to not watch Jane the Virgin with her was the correct one
     
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