MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Hail Southern

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    All Hail SKC
     
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  2. Andy Reocho

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    Here, here

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  3. Arrec Bardwin

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    No Miles Robinson is a sham.
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    50 and sunny, ribs in the smoker, Fire v Flounders kicking off in 10. Gonna be a fine Soccer Saturday.
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    Relegate Chicago
     
  6. snowfx2

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    Morris has been great to start the season
     
  7. MODEVIL

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    Are there 10,000 in the stands? I have under.
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    That was nice from Morris. #RelegateChicago
     
  9. DirtBall

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    BUMP
     
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  10. snowfx2

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    This ACL tear might’ve been the best thing to happen to Morris
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    Ruidiaz in front of that midfield is going to look good all year for Seattle. Still don’t trust that backline to stay healthy and once fat fuck Torres or crazy ass NouHou has to play they’ll be a sieve.
     
  13. Corky Bucek

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    How so? Do you think it helps him not rely solely on his speed?
     
  14. DirtBall

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    Crew v the Dallas Kiddy Klub kicking off.
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Oh Zardes....
     
  16. DirtBall

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    C’mon Fire steal a point. Like I said, Torres comes on and goals pour in.
     
  17. DirtBall

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    What was the keeper doing? Idiot.
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Steffen is almost Tim Melia good. Stud.
     
  19. DirtBall

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    ANDDD he’s not in the 18 today
     
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  21. Rootgers

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    His agent is a nut
     
  22. DirtBall

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    Hopefully SJ lubed up in the locker room at half. Ouch.
     
  23. DirtBall

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    Dom scored a goal. That’s at least a moral victory for OC.
     
  24. DirtBall

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    That was the most OC segment ever. Dom open at back post for tap in but the pass is too long, cross back for a free header and shot blocked by own teammate, start a fight, Dom gets up in a CBs face, then flies 100 feet backwards from a tiny shove. At least Diallo won’t be able to play against SKC now next week. Thanks Dom!!!
     
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  25. prerecordedlive

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    Please don’t make fun of us anymore. We’ve got it covered.
     
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  26. MODEVIL

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    This is like easy mode on FIFA
     
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  27. Rootgers

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    Everyone falls to the pressure at some point, in the regular season, its usually them
     
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  28. DirtBall

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    Think that was worse that this?

     
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  29. DirtBall

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    Not good. And that number is 10Xs higher than it actually was in Chi. New Jersey didn’t look good either.

     
  30. DirtBall

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    DC - RSL kicking off
     
  31. prerecordedlive

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    Please everyone start being sweet to us. It’s hard enough to endure 6 months of the football.
     
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  32. DirtBall

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    Should of been a second PK.
     
  33. xec

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    Agreed. Referee not having a great game.
     
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  34. xec

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    Doesn’t matter. RSL bout to be blown out.
     
  35. DirtBall

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    Wtf was up with that guy playing him on? Just hanging out 15 feet behind the rest of the line with no one around him.
     
  36. xec

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    I think it was Onuaha. He has a worrisome tendency to do that.
     
  37. xec

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    Now down to 10.
     
  38. DirtBall

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    Kick a guy in the nose, you’re gonna get a red.
     
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  39. xec

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    Absolutely deserved. We have 3 forwards called up next week at LAFC and now another will miss because of the red card. Will be another massacre.
     
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  40. Jack Parkman

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    First time seeing Rooney play in the MLS...doesn’t look like he’s lost a step

    :donotwant:
     
  41. Jack Parkman

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    Rooney going with no lube vs rimando tonight
     
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  42. Jack Parkman

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    Why am I still watching this slaughtering
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    Rooney. 3 goals, 1 assist, 1 off the crossbar, 1 missed empty net chip, 1 missed handball.
     
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  46. DirtBall

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  48. Shiggityshwo

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    Zlatty you're not supposed to be injured when I watch
     
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