Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

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  1. TheFreak55

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    TIL a third is a huge portion
     
  2. Tiffin

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    I remember Theo on Road Rules and have see some of his comedy. /PeakMilenialSmug
     
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  3. Lyrtch

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    dont be weird
     
  4. TheFreak55

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    Look MTV is where he got his start but it isn’t why the majority know who he is now
     
  5. Lyrtch

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    yes thank you for reiterating what Bo said
     
  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Theo's funny because he just says ridiculous stuff that may or may not be true and you can't really tell. Like, it's bizarre enough for you to be highly skeptical but specific enough for you to think well shit maybe this is true.
     
  7. TheFreak55

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    Well it didn’t seem like you were grasping it
     
  8. Jake Scott

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    Agreed.

    When he starts going back and forth with his guests he’s hilarious. Just so random at all times
     
  9. The Blackfish

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    I knew Theo only because of the Real World/Road Rules and did not know he had done anything since then.

    I have no idea who Billie Eilish is

    AMA
     
  10. Jake Scott

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  11. NilesIrish

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    He's going to annoy the shit out of me I'm afraid.
     
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  12. Mix

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    They play Billie Eilish non-stop on XM 35/36. Never knew it was a teen girl though.
     
  13. Jake Scott

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    I think I can help you out here; don't watch it.
     
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  14. NilesIrish

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    I still love the show. And I may be surprised so I will check it out. I thought I would hate Billie and ended up thinking she was pretty cool.
     
  15. TheFreak55

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    gang gang
     
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  16. bro

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    Theo Von is from road rules and nothing else
     
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  17. Bo Pelinis

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    What you've all obviously been waiting for

     
  18. NilesIrish

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    Ya know, Hella respect bro
     
  19. Jake Scott

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    I was dying...
     
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    "And then you're killing yourself outside a Hardees."
    "Yeah, that's how that happens."
    "I actually love Hardees..."
     
  21. TDintheCorner

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    I wasn't prepared for that conversation about shitty jobs...
     
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  22. TheFreak55

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    hit far to close to home
     
  23. Jake Scott

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    His Diaz impersonation was perfect too
     
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  24. TheFreak55

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    Really enjoyed the line about rearranging chromosomes and is this semen
     
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  25. TDintheCorner

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    "Here's to autism, brother"

    :ded:
     
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  26. Lyrtch

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    that was good

    now i'll go watch his seasons of real world road rules the challenge to really get a feel for who he is
     
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  27. NilesIrish

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    That one killed me.
     
  28. blind dog

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    I had never heard of Theo in my life and I thoroughly enjoyed this episode & him. Now following him on Twitter
     
  29. Jake Scott

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    Check out his podcast(not the one with Schaub)...
     
  30. theriner69er

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    Theo has a really unique style, in general. If you don't get it, I can see how you'd dislike him. But if you get it, he's funny as hell.

    He has like 85 stories that start off with: We had this one guy in my neighborhood.....

    I liked Theo flipping it on Shawn and getting him to talk about some of his past.
     
  31. Poetic

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    This might be one of my favorite interviews tbh, IDK who the hell a Theo Von is, but he got Sean to open up about himself. And Sean is awesome so I thoroughly enjoyed it.
     
  32. Barves2125

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    Laughed throughout the interview. Theo and Sean should probably start hanging out. Some serious 'bro chemistry' if that's a thing.
     
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  33. og

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    Theo Von might be might favorite comedian right now... Andrew Schultz is up there with Bert Kreisher as well

    Anyone who thinks of him as the road rules guy is being down right disrespectful imo
     
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  34. Jake Scott

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    Segura is mine atm.
     
  35. og

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    I like him but he rubs me the wrong way simply because he dislikes Theo
     
  36. Jake Scott

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    Does he? Why? I thought that was a joke?
     
  37. War Grundle

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  38. goblue31602

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    "Fuck man how are you talking to me right now? I feel like a fuckin... I feel like a damn breech birth. I feel like I'm fuckin coming out backwards"

    :ded:
     
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  39. og

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    I mean he has never been on yours moms house and they run in the same circle :idk:

    Plus there are rumors that I don’t want to substantiate
     
  40. Bo Pelinis

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    Ya'll should up your Josh Wolf game.

     
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  41. Jake Scott

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    Yea, and Theo mentioned it on a podcast but I can't remember when or which one. He said he heard they don't like him but he doesn't know why. Post the rumor...

    I also thought it was odd how upset Tom/Christina were about Schaub IG post about his barber looking like Tom. They were legit pissed off. The barber looked nothing like him, but still.
     
  42. og

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    Seriously everyone go watch this past weekend with pick your favorite guest. Hilarious.
     
  43. Bo Pelinis

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    Rumor is that Theo had a thing with Christine at some point (prior to Tom/Christine being a thing?).
     
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  44. Jake Scott

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    Ah, so I'm guessing it didn't end well?
     
  45. Bo Pelinis

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    Have no idea. It's pure speculation and I think it's questionable, at best.
     
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  46. IvanTheTerrible

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    Am I the only one who finds it weird the things they get upset about?
     
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  47. Barves2125

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  48. Jake Scott

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    Gotcha.

    Theo is probably the nicest guy comedian there is right now. :idk:
     
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  49. Jake Scott

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    No, it's turned me off YMH. I used to listen to it a good bit but now I don't unless it's a guest I like.
     
  50. IvanTheTerrible

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