Thats the best piece of hitting I've ever seen from him. I'm getting optimistic about him at the plate this year
And we have stupid fucks like JeremyLambsFace want to give me shit about "complaining about the back end of the order".... I just reverse jinxed half our fucking team. Suck my dick, SUCK OUR DICKS NL EAST
Harper going to go 4-4 with 4 massive HRS. JT gonna get everyone else out. Braves lose 0-4. Tobias cheers for a TQS
I have zero doubt that Harper is hitting a homerun in his 1st at bat as a Philly. Citizens Bank is going to go nuts.
I went and looked at his numbers earlier and was pretty impressed, then looked at his opponent quality score that BRef puts together for ST and it was 7.4, which is roughly Double-A. Not great, Bob.
Teheran/Harper 1st inning sequence - 1st pitch : Teheran pulls the string, Harper jumps out of his shoes and misses. 0-1 - 2nd pitch : Teheran decides it's time to start nibblin and misses low with offspeed : 1-1 - 3rd pitch : Nibble to the outside : 2-1 - 4th pitch : Teheran gonna fool Bryce with a backdoor slider. Backdoor slider goes 450 feet into the 3rd deck. 5+ IP, 3 H, 3 ER, 4 BB, 7 Ks, 92 pitches ACE ACE ACE ACE
i see some posters are working themselves into a mob mentality over the hypothetical of a TQS pathetic
Oh yea I'm sure it will be an awesome pencil sharpener giveaway for a Wednesday night Marlins game or something
tobias' 2019 OFFICIAL worst smoltzy posters power rankings: 1. drown em. makes ale look like a stable individual. has all the tools to take this the distance 2. ale. a day 1 awful, awful poster 3. summer of george. still raw and unproven but quickly establishing himself as one of the whiniest people on planet earth 4. jeremylambsface. always wrong about everything we're in for a wild ride this year. i could see any one of the four taking the crown
For Christ’s sake do you really think anyone cares about your personal rankings of posters? Great job kicking the hornets’ nest. I’ve been respecting others wishes of posting less but keep calling me out and I’ll continue to make this thread unbearable.
yes. this thread is built upon stats i have created through my proprietary formula (TQS) so i fully expect people to enjoy further stats i have created (like the worst posters list that was generated from a second proprietary formula)
Guys guys guys - no need to fret! Our signing of Ryan Flaherty will be official later today. Sandra said so. This is a joyous day.
Typical North Carolina prick. As soon as you pass South of the Border on 95 the arrogance starts to fill the air. Why should I expect less in this thread?
Tobias you just got your #1 to shitpost more so I think you need to move yourself to #1 and bump everyone else down a slot Actually I think the integrity of the four person list is crucial so just bump whoever is there off your list completely.
i just enter the numbers into the excel document on my computer and the rankings are calculated. my hands are clean here.
What about five thirty eight’s algorithm? And of course no other division had 4 teams with chances that high to win the NL East.