The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. Sterling A

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    man I loved watching him run

     
  2. War Grundle

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    His first two years as a Buc he would train at our HS track. He'd hook a harness up to his jeep and try and pull it around the track. Legs like tree trunks. Hope he makes the HOF one day.
     
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  3. Poetic

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    Ellington was a baller when not hurt.
     
  4. Nizz

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    I'll take it!

    How bad are his knees and feet
     
  5. Hank Scorpio

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    Sounds like we're keeping McCoy for another year
     
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  6. Nizz

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    well... that's some great salary we're holding onto
     
  7. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    And 16 mil to tag Donovan Smith :feelsbadman:
     
  8. Sean Connery

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  9. Nizz

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  10. Nizz

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    Kwon to LA
     
  11. CUgator

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  12. Sean Connery

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    Saw today that folks in OBP fear that Kendall Beckwith’s career might be over. Cool.
     
  13. Nizz

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    From what
     
  14. Sean Connery

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    Car accident that caused him to miss this past season.
     
  15. Nizz

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    damn
     
  16. Hank Scorpio

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    Didn't his ankle get crushed or something?
     
  17. JGator1

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    Good times

     
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  18. Nizz

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    a drunk Nizz boi got quite heated the night of that Colts comeback.
     
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  19. Comcast

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    So another quality defensive player is hitting the road and leaving yet another hole in an already abysmal defense. I hate Licht.
     
  20. Sean Connery

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    He isn't worth that money and if they take Devin White, they're getting a better, more refined version of Kwon for significantly less.
     
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  21. Sean Connery

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    Best case scenario is still a trade back though, imo
     
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  22. Comcast

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    Meh, as awful as our defense is we need some sort of shining hope. I would have paid that for him, but that’s just me. We will see what happens in the draft.
     
  23. Sean Connery

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    They didn't have the cap space to re-sign him for that much. Not until they jettison DJax, anyway
     
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  24. Comcast

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    What’s the reason he’s still around?
     
  25. Sean Connery

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    He's getting traded or cut, but teams know he's out so he'll prob just get cut
     
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  26. Hank Scorpio

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    Gotta think the Bengals, Dolphins, & Redskins are our most likely trade back partners if Haskins is still there at 5. Not sure if White lasts to the early teens though.

    Raiders are a real wildcard at 4 because who knows what crazy shit Gruden is going to do.
     
  27. Sean Connery

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    Yep. Everyone always says "trade down", but it also depends on how far back you're trading
     
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  28. Hank Scorpio

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    Thank GOD!

     
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  29. Comcast

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    So I imagine if McCoy leaves the front office has to be looking at Ed Oliver it Quinnen Willliams to fill the void at the #5 pick.
     
  30. Nizz

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    Nah. Go with White still and a DT in the 2nd.
     
  31. Comcast

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    I forgot about him. I’d be happy with that pick. Eventually I’d like the defensive backfield to be addressed.
     
  32. Sean Connery

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    Crazy deep DT draft. I wouldn't read into anything just yet, but I would be more than happy with Williams, Oliver, or White
     
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  33. Dick Dollars

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  34. Comcast

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    Well that’s a waste of a home game.
     
  35. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    And gives us seven straight away games. One in London and two west coast trips included :killme:
     
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  36. fattmante

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    My preference:

    Williams (doubt he’s available)
    Allen
    Oliver
    White
     
  37. Nizz

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    Williams (won’t be there)
    Oliver
    White
    Allen
     
  38. JGator1

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    Most of my friarjuggs research says we're getting Devin White which I certainly don't hate. Echoing posts above if Williams falls to #5 then take him in a heartbeat.
     
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  39. Comcast

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    Is our defense switching from a 4-3 to 3-4? Just curious because I see Oliver being a better DT while Williams being a better NT.
     
  40. fattmante

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    I think Oliver can be a 3-4 end or even edge guy. Not sure if Williams is big enough to play the 1/0 tech a la Vea
     
  41. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Hey neat another tweener NT in the first round!!!
     
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  42. LetItSoak

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    He would be the SDE in our 3-4 I assume
     
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  43. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Never assume anything
     
  44. fattmante

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    #Derwin
     
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  45. Comcast

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    I can see that. After looking it up, I thought Williams was over 300lbs. I guess I assumed Bama DTs to be balls of mass.
     
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  46. Comcast

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    What’s the status on Ronald Jones? It looked like he was already a bust going into last year.
     
  47. Tarpon Nole

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    Arians and co have talked as if he's been looking better, but I think that's just to try and see if any other team will bite
     
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