this is like non-taxable pot .people want me not to tax them , but they don,t realize how many times they taxed me ?'and nancy peloisi . likes to talk a lot ,but donate a little money it,s not happening . look at America right now ! government is shut down , people out of work . guess what ? I don,t see any democrate who is fucking with people willing to pay the wages ? they just sit and talk. and as far as pot goes u tax me ? I tax u .
u want to sit on tmb and argue about stupid cop shit . make tmb so nothing is ot is a laugh. then want me to be a nice person ???????????????????????????? 4 presidents in a row not able to balance the budget . republican democrate all of them . what a joke .
kinda like only winning 4 games the year before and starting shit with people that went 25-1 ? duh? after going 0-13 you hardly heard a peep out of us ? oh well must have used that empty coconut for a rattler? meh ?
I work at a college and we have our own version of this code. "Excuse me, DR. WALSH is up front. Do you have a moment?" (Dr. Walsh is a deceased professor!)
Abductor: shit yeah, go ahead and order up some 'za Hostage: (picks up phone) *beep* *boop* *boop* Abductor: oh neat they have the number memorized
Yes. I mean where would it be ok to order a pizza but not call 911. The hostage example was the only one I could think of but that’s still ludicrous that you’d think you’d be allowed to order a pizza.
At a party Oh shit I think I’m having a heart attack but don’t wanna look like a puss. “Hey guys, who wants pizza”
Gotcha, I misunderstood what you meant. Besides, everyone knows that you pretend to order ham and pineapple on the pizza so they know you are a psychopath and send someone to arrest/baker act you.
I think the situation was pretty much set up like “bitch, order me a god damn pizza or I’ll cut your fucking throat.” Not “hey, mr abuser can I call 911?” No way bitch. “Well then can I order pizza?” Ok. But you have to promise not to call 911. “Sure thing.” Really, you promise?
I do something similar to this every now and then. Sometimes i’ll call and order a “large sausage pizza” and meet the delivery guy at the Knights Inn behind the abandoned K-Mart.
That post needs to clarify that when you order the pizza make sure you don’t order cheese. Otherwise they’ll just have a Clinton lackey show up at the door with an abducted child for you.
They need to set 911 up with text. A victim texting a friend to call 911 for them happens everyday, but you better hope the friend actually does it.
This thread is relevant to my interests. Have saved that emergency pizza number to my phone and set up a bee waterer already today!