Husk City: What is happening?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Oct 20, 2018.

  1. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    And I’m finally in the field, not planting but doing everything so I can, fuck it’s wet, fuck Donald, and fuck all these comnas
     
  2. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    So far behind I feel like bo after a luncheon
     
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  3. DirtBall

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    TYFYS
     
  4. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    In Portland, or a lot of bad traffic cities, that’s how you exit on one ramp, go straight through, and pass 30+ cars sitting in traffic to get from A to B much faster.
     
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  5. oldberg

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    I h8 u
     
  6. oldberg

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    fuck 2019
     
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  7. Llama

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    But it’s only April
     
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  8. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    I hate you, spelled correctly!


    That’s not true.
     
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  9. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    New Orleans especially
     
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  10. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    It’s a staple in any big city, during rush hour, by those paying attention.

    I got a couple of bridges and interstate merges in this city where I pass 2/3 of a mile of traffic because everybody is afraid of merging. When the traffic is moving at 1-2 mph you jump in front a semi or the first person texting on their phone at the end and save everybody time. (Zipper system)

    But, driving is hard up here in Oregon.
     
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  11. DirtBall

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    What an asshat LIB! Thanks for cutting in front of women and children and ruining the flow of traffic.
     
  12. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    This is Oregon! The women are riding bikes and the kids are being homeschooled!
     
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  13. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Or home with the measles :/

    This statement made not joking.
     
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  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Thanks always good to know the sitch in Portland, OR
     
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    He literally ships sweet corn to other posters. It is corn he grows himself and it is known as the best sweet corn on the scrolls. He also has a roadside stand and when posters show up with their wives he remembers them and makes comments about posterxyz’s wife in threads. For example: posterxyz “dang skunk would love to get me some more of yer sweet corn” then skunkman: “heck bring that pretty lass of a wife and I’ll knock off a dollar per bushel!”
     
  16. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    You are the guy I hate in traffic in Portland, or ANY CITY WITH TRAFFIC, fwiw.

    Iowa Husker or an oregon Husker.

    Smh
     
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  17. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    If you agree with pnk$krtcryna$ty I just assume you are going to piss the fuck off of Sex Fuckhead because LA actually drives like a bunch of bosses. Putting 13 million people, in a small area, sourrounded by mountains, leads to bad times.
     
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  18. IAHusk

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    Too much traffic talk in here. Need to get this thread back on track.

    I just realized I haven't had a single batch of fisheads since Hoiberg touched down in Lincoln.

    Could this be a new era for husk city or am I just not husking hard enough? Only time will tell.
     
  19. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    Can vouch. His sweet corn is delicious.
     
  20. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    I often contemplate throwing a page of this thread at my students. It would not be nearly as entertaining in reality as it is in my mind.
     
  21. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Same. It’s top-tier, which one can expect when it’s grown in Thom’s country. Can’t beat free corn (sans shipping) either.
     
  22. DirtBall

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    Been. A loooong time since ol man Didt drank till the sun came up. Maybe this means HUSK City will return to its previous glory and rid itself of all those d*rn LIBS!!!
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    What’s worse? HUSK city LIBS or BLOWmaha “media” members????
     
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  24. DirtBall

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    Like this post if you GBR
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Like this post if you NFM
     
  26. DirtBall

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    Like this post if you DIRTED when you wanted to BALL
     
  27. DirtBall

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    Like this post if there’s a random THOT in your bed and you’re like, uhh the spring game was last week, GRFO gurl
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Like this post if you SUPPORT THE ‘BERG
     
  29. DirtBall

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    If you didn’t. Like that last post I’m reporting you to ICE. Sorry, not sorry.
     
  30. DirtBall

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    Hears the thang: some men were born to GBR some men were born to NFM. When you’re time has reached an end and your standing in front of those “through these gates” in the great above. Which gate will you go threw???
     
  31. DirtBall

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    HUSKER DAY. HUSKER DAY. HUSKER DAY, HUSKER DAY BUSKER DAY HUSKSR DAY HUSKSR DAY HUSJER DAY HUSKER DAY DATS ALL RUGHT

     
  32. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    People water their lawns? Seems like a waste of the Ogallala aquifer.
     
  33. bleedzred

    bleedzred Husking in the Desert

    Just hit 100 for the first time this year, fuck
     
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  34. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Corn fire?
     
  35. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    If so, that’s a disappointment.
     
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  36. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    They're still letting you drive, eh? That's a tough conversation to have
     
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  37. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    It’s annoying, my dial-up internet
     
  38. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Sorry, somebody was trying to call me about driving and my internet got cut out. Damn dial-up.
     
  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Had to work this AM with a hangover like an idiot. Now I'm tending a demon spawn with a hangover like an idiot.

    I think these are signs the world is all out of allowances to give me to keep my juvenility afloat
     
  40. oldberg

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    Amen
     
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  41. RonBurgundy

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    Traffic is a plague the JAMMAL LORD inflicts upon those that spurn his ‘mandment to only live in counties where livestock outnumber humans.

    Nfm
     
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  42. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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  43. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Husks up 1-0, commit an error with 2 outs. Next guy naturally goes yard, now down 3-1
     
  44. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    #Derpstad
     
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  45. 2

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    Can I plz get a powdered wig on my Runza? I am really a dipst*ck with the MS Paint.
     
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  46. Kent Pavelka

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    Fuckin a I could go for a Runza
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    Oh damn. Send one my way if you’re making a run.
     
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  48. IAHusk

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  49. IAHusk

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    #FireDerpstad