The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. Sean Connery

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    He’s bigger and more athletic than Renfrow/Hump. Just a project.
     
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  2. Nizz

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    Ultimately I'm ok with a project. Godwin and Evans on the outside with Howard and Brate at TE, we have some good weapons.
     
  3. Nizz

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    Calm my nerves and just draft a OL in the 5th please
     
  4. Nizz

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    OL, DT, LB would be nice. I'd also take a RB in the 7th and be fine with it.
     
  5. Nizz

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    As a FSU fan, Christmas would be cool. And he's basically a hometown boi being from Bradenton(it's close enough)
     
  6. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Another fucking kicker :facepalm:
     
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  7. Nizz

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    Drafting Gay eh
     
  8. Nizz

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    so we're just not going to acknowledge OL?

    Are Cardinals drafting for us too ?
     
  9. Nizz

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    Wingo: "Do they know you're an offensive guy? Are they going to get you some guys?"
    Arians: "the Kicker was it."
     
  10. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    This pick angers me solely because he fucked up the Aguayo thing so bad. That kicking pedigree in the 5th actually isn’t that bad, but goddamn we need OL and RB something fierce now
     
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  11. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    And I wanted Renfrow there but I guess it doesn’t matter what I want.
     
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  12. Sean Connery

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    Pray that Alex Cappa wins the starting job
     
  13. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    He’s been gifted it tbh
     
  14. Sean Connery

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    Benenoch is the starter if Cappa isn't ready yet
     
  15. Hank Scorpio

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    Just got in from doing yard work. We drafted a Gay kicker?
     
  16. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Yep
     
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  17. Sean Connery

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    And drafted your push mower to play guard
     
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  18. Hank Scorpio

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    That'd be an upgrade
     
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  19. LetItSoak

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    Wouldn't mind getting Gerald Willis if he's still on the board
     
  20. Sean Connery

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    Long snapper iyam
     
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  21. Nizz

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    and apparently we go WR
     
  22. hudson

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    Such a trash pick.
     
  23. Nizz

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    and Christmas goes literally after us. We needed him more than Scott fucking Miller
     
  24. Nizz

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  25. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  26. Nizz

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    Gerald Willis to start the 7th please
     
  27. ned's head

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    Kickers early, white WRs: the licht method©
     
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  28. hudson

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    Such a trash pick.
     
  29. ned's head

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    Sources Tell Us

    "He just can't do what he used to be able to because of his knees. He's not a natural bender anyway, but it's worse now. He can disrupt, but I don't think he'll make many plays as a pro." -- National scout for NFC team
     
  30. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Welp. Who we looking at with the top-5 pick next year?
     
  31. Nizz

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    Tua or Fromm
     
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  32. Sean Connery

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    Tua :awesomeface:
     
  33. Nizz

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    With Licht still there I get upset, but I also get optimistic and try not to criticize this draft too much with it being a new staff.

    With Beckner, I imagine Bowles doesn't need him to be a superstar and they're willing to take a risk with his injury history.
     
  34. Sean Connery

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    He’s a 7th round pick. If he makes the opening day roster, it’s a win.
     
  35. Nizz

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    LET ME BE OPTIMISTIC!
     
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  36. Fuck this

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    I think my agility is better than Beckner
     
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  37. LetItSoak

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    I'm not surprised our draft was utterly incompetent but it still pisses me off
     
  38. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Pretty much universally graded around a D with the notation that if not for the White pick, it’s the worst grade of any team.

    Again, I get that the defense was dogshit but we had the 30th ranked O-line in the league and you taje a grand total of zero linemen but you take two WR. Doesn’t matter who runs the route if Jameis is on his back.
     
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  39. danny2430

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    How in the hell does Licht still have a job
     
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  40. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Oh and we don’t have the cap room to sign any of the draftees. I mean how?????
     
  41. dump

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    Arians isnt really a great drafter either
     
  42. Nizz

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    This is fine
     
  43. Marlo

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  44. Nizz

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    Let’s do it

    Give me Duke
     
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  45. Hank Scorpio

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    McCoy for Myles Garrett? You drive a hard bargain Mr. Dorsey, but I accept.
     
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  46. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Licht would say no and counter with McCoy for a seventh in 1995 and the rights to Jim Brown.
     
  47. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Had no idea we signed Breshad Perriman
     
  48. Comcast

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    Me neither. I figured he was still with Baltimore withering away.
     
  49. Nizz

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    Yep. I am actually pretty excited if he can play to his potential. He won't though.