ITT We Obey The Rules of Thermodynamics- The Simpsons Thread

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  1. Shiggityshwo

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    looks like they're jumping pretty far ahead after this, so I guess I'll be jumping off the train
     
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    Baby Lisa
     
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    :roll:Hitler, North Dakota

     
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    it was this kind of business sense and managerial impotence that drove the cracker factory into a tie for 6th best in town with tabletime and allied biscuit
     
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    :pffft: HEY THIS IS A DOG

     
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    homer's face when he puts on the foam cowboy hat :roll:
     
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    hahahah that is fantastic
     
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  25. Shiggityshwo

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    watching the Treehouse of Horror episodes on FXX right now, for whatever reason this quote seems to randomly pop into my head pretty regularly
     
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    Just watched this years treehouse of horror episode
    Pretty solid
     
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    Some of the lines got funnier over the years thanks to the people they reference..
     
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    Don’t worry, they got #1 right

     
  30. Shiggityshwo

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    this was on last night, still the GOAT rant

     
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    My two personal favorites are #26 and UR (the Laddie episode).
     
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    #1 and #12 for me
     
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    I think they nailed the top 2, but I have to go down to 88 for my next favorite.
     
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    The Cape Fear episode was always one of my favorites, so I think it's too low at 7
     
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  35. Shiggityshwo

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    Bart's Comet is so underrated to me
     
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    Fxx marathon is in season 3. Homer at the bat on now
     
  37. bro

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    That was is top 5. Also a big fan of any episode related to the birth of Lisa/Maggie. Aka Lisa’s first words and Maggie makes 3.
     
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    I could go for some nachos Flanders-style rn
     
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    "Ouch my nose" always gets me,
     
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    May 10th. Happy Whacking Day.
     
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    How I feel every Friday after 12:00 noon:

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    This is completely amazing. Not sure how to post it as a gif from Reddit though

    “You Got the Dud”

     
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    PTA Disbands is my favorite episode. Jumping out the window guy, this thread’s namesake, purple monkey dishwasher and my favorite scene in the show’s history:

     
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  46. Shiggityshwo

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    was team Bart's Comet for the longest time (I do still stand by my take that it's not just some average prime era episode and you're all the crazy ones), but recent viewings I think have swayed me to Homer the Vigilante
     
  47. Shiggityshwo

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    also regarding The PTA Disbands, basically any time I see college fans making some hand symbol for their team I automatically think of "the finger thing means the taxes"
     
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    I’m telling you, the entire episode is chock full of gold