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  1. wes tegg

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    $6-8k in mortgage payments in Manhattan doesn't get you much. Downtown, the average one bedroom is like $1.5 million plus.
     
  2. Joe Louis

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    I'm shocked they didnt work the MDL NY guys in to this conundrum ...
     
  3. Truman

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    I understand that.
     
  4. wes tegg

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    Now, I'll agree with you completely that they can have living in Manhattan. Fuck that.
     
  5. 941Gator

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    James just doesn’t quit.
     
  7. wes tegg

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    Kyle is a fucking moron.
     
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  8. 941Gator

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    She’s gorgeous
     
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  9. Joe Louis

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    All the chicks are. And they are banging on camera :thumb:
     
  10. The_QCT

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    Paige

    :lovelove::ohgosh::lovelove::ohgosh::lovelove::ohgosh:
     
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  11. wes tegg

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    Paige seems like she’d be annoying as shit. Hate to break it to you, toots, but you’re not good looking enough to demand total fealty from any guy who wants to take you out.
     
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  12. Joe Louis

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    I mean ... she's pretty hot :twocents:
     
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  13. 941Gator

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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    See hotter chicks daily on Auburn's campus
     
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  16. Joe Louis

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    Congrats? :idk:
     
  17. Joe Louis

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    Lindsey's new boobs, while an improvement, seem to keep slipping sideways ...
     
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's an old joke
     
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  19. Truman

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    WED - I appreciated the vintage rivals joke.
     
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  20. Joe Louis

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    I mean it's plausible that's the case on Auburn's campus. Paige is still a hottie though. And Carl should text during day light hours. That seems obvious to me ...
     
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    You're welcome
     
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  22. Truman

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    - Paige is hot AF
    - Carl is being a mopey bitch this season which Im sure is unattractive to any girl.
    - Paige needs to not take herself so damn seriously.
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Anyone else feel like Lisa is being shady as shit about the TomTom venture??

    (ignoring this is all for TV)
     
  24. 941Gator

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    I just don’t think she wanted them getting in the way of getting the bar off the ground. They really weren’t needed until opening night.
     
  25. Truman

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    She's just really dismissive of them. I think she said the bar cost 2.5M to start and they put in 50K all together. That's nothing to her.
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah but they clearly want to learn. They weren't silent partners
    Yeah and being in the dark regarding money and not answering questions seems shady.

    They should know what rent is, debt payments, etc and what the profits are.

    Also the idea of investing 100k with no contract seems shady
     
  27. Joe Louis

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    Schwartz bounced his fucking check. Assuming that was legit don't see why they need to know anything about the financials ...
     
  28. wes tegg

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    All true.
     
  29. wes tegg

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    Amanda telling her parents about Kyle cheating was one of the most psycho moves I’ve seen.

    How about just not telling them?
     
  30. tradercane

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    How about the guy telling the girls that he can't get it up. Isn't that basically him coming out of the closet; can't imagine a straight guy telling a group of girls about his ED.
     
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  31. tradercane

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    I think this might be my last season watching Vanderpump. Not only has the show become boring but pretty much each and every character has become unlikeable.
     
  32. Truman

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    When were any of them likable?
     
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  33. Truman

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    Brittany is likable, I guess. But none of the main group has ever been.
     
  34. MODEVIL

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    Team Stassi
     
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  35. tradercane

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    I used to love Stassi and a few of the others weren't bad but the show has totally run its course.
     
  36. MODEVIL

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    It’s true, there isn’t much going on beyond made up drama. Scheana didn’t say one word during the show last night and anytime Kristin or Katie say anything I want to go James Kennedy and tell them to shut up.

    Tom and Tom buying houses for two million each is pretty funny. They better keep this show going for a long time to pay those mortgages.
     
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  37. Truman

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    Craig is using his show money for all his new stuff right?

    Also lmao at these losers shot gunning red bulls.
     
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  38. MODEVIL

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    The clip of Austen in his boxers getting caught cheating is going to be in every episode I think. Craig is so weird.
     
  39. The_QCT

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    It's apparently some drink where they pour a shot inside then shotgun. ???

    They get paid somewhere around $25k per episode...so Craig is getting around $375K per season. Not bad.

    How about Katherine moving into a $6600/month place and buying a Rolls Royce?

    Cameron is still fucking :jizz:

    The new girl is terrible. diarrhea of the mouth and she's not even that hot. GTFO.
     
  40. CUgator

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    This is depressing.
     
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  41. Joe Louis

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    Shep looked legitimately happy to see his boy find out his GF is cheating on him and watch him break up with her. I'm starting to feel like he's a truly bad person ...
     
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  42. Truman

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    Starting to? He, like everyone on this show, outside of Cam are shitbags.

    Also Shep has always been threatened by Auston for some weird reason. Shep always treats his friends more than minions than actual friends. It's weird.
     
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  43. Joe Louis

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    Yeah that's what I'm getting at more so. Like I dont think Craig or Austen are dicks or anything. Craig in particular is just ... odd? The girls I dont think I'd call "bad people" either. But Shep seems like he's starting to go off the deep end a bit. The grabbing incident with Chelsea last year, and his awful takes on the succession of cheating and who is more to blame this year. And generally a shitty friend to his boys. I find myself resenting him more now than I had in the past ...
     
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    I'm assuming this is it...

    1. The Snorkel

    The specialty drink of Madison, Wisconsin’s very own Chasers Bar and Grille, a snorkel is a Vodka Red Bull that you shotgun. The bartender makes a shotgun hole in a Red Bull can, pours a little out (or lets you drink it, if they’re nice), then pours in a couple ounces of vodka. Then you shotgun that bastard.
     
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  45. 941Gator

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  47. MODEVIL

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    I think Shep really likes being Shep and wants to keep this celebrity thing going for as long as possible. His take on cheating was so bad that it almost seemed like he knew it would get included in the show.
     
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  48. 941Gator

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    I think his point was that the girl forgave him and moved on and then she did it maliciously/vindictively, which made it worse. Not agreeing with him. I think both are equal at fault, arguably him more, and they probably need to call it quits.
     
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  49. 941Gator

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    Cam really overreacted in that lunch scene imo..

     
  50. MODEVIL

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    At the minimum, he was inarticulate in explaining his point because my wife and I were like WTF is he talking about. The way you explain it makes more sense.

    I find the women on the show boring now. Cam's a mom and the most interesting, Kathryn is trying to portray herself as this rich South of Broad woman but it's fake and Naomie/Chelsea are just kinda blah.