#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. TC

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    #2801 TC, Mar 29, 2019
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  2. 40wwttamgib

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    It's fucking delicious down home on the farm.
     
    #2802 40wwttamgib, Mar 29, 2019
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  3. TimJimothy

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    I'd eat that even if it had a few pubes in it.
     
    #2803 TimJimothy, Mar 29, 2019
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  4. Detlef Schrempf

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    Oh it does for sure.
     
    #2804 Detlef Schrempf, Mar 29, 2019
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  5. One Two

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    I prefer walking soup, where I dump chicken noodle soup into a bag of Doritos
     
    #2805 One Two, Mar 29, 2019
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  6. TC

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    #2807 Tiffin, Mar 29, 2019
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  8. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #2808 Can I Spliff it, Apr 14, 2019
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  9. Biship

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    Leftover chicken noodle soup gets thickened with a flour and milk slurry and served over mashed potatoes at my house
     
    #2809 Biship, Apr 14, 2019
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  10. Shawn Hunter

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    Wrong thread
     
    #2810 Shawn Hunter, Apr 14, 2019
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  11. Detlef Schrempf

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    What did scallops do to deserve this...
     
    #2811 Detlef Schrempf, Apr 14, 2019
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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The shrimp and scallops looked great on their own before she hacked them to pieces and slathered them in garbage sauce.
     
    #2812 Hoss Bonaventure, Apr 14, 2019
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  13. Detlef Schrempf

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    :cmonson:Sear those scallops and use a nice lemon butter on them.
     
    #2813 Detlef Schrempf, Apr 14, 2019
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  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’d never seen shrimp or scallops cooked in straight white wine either. Usually use some on them when I grill them but they would have been better on their own and not in some sort of seafood hell casserole
     
    #2814 Hoss Bonaventure, Apr 14, 2019
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  15. Tiffin

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    boiling seafood in a bottle of wine is certainly a questionable choice. Scallops seared >>>>
     
    #2815 Tiffin, Apr 14, 2019
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  16. BellottiBold

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    But what about all the other shit in my cupboards?!
     
    #2816 BellottiBold, Apr 14, 2019
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  17. Tiffin

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    #2817 Tiffin, Apr 16, 2019
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  18. Detlef Schrempf

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    What the fuck is wrong with people
     
    #2818 Detlef Schrempf, Apr 16, 2019
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  19. TC

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    Stomach just started hurting
     
    #2819 TC, Apr 16, 2019
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  20. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #2820 Can I Spliff it, Apr 20, 2019
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  21. Shawn Hunter

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    WTF
     
    #2821 Shawn Hunter, Apr 20, 2019
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  22. Pharm

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    Check the date it was posted in Instagram
     
    #2822 Pharm, Apr 20, 2019
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    Never but I also don’t weigh 600 pounds
     
    #2823 Daniel Ocean, Apr 20, 2019
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  24. Homo Erectus

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    Never had it at home, but at a potluck or something. It wasnt bad and i like anything with mashed potatoes.

    For reference I'm 6'1" 180 lbs so normal sized people would eat it.
     
    #2824 Homo Erectus, Apr 20, 2019
  25. Daniel Ocean

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    We are same but my post was mostly in jest especially because the picture looked awful and bland.
     
    #2825 Daniel Ocean, Apr 20, 2019
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  26. Homo Erectus

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    Well yeah 99% stuff in here looks terrible. I just meant the idea wasnt terrible just the execution. Some things the idea is verkakte from the start.
     
    #2826 Homo Erectus, Apr 20, 2019
  27. Shawn Hunter

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    #2827 Shawn Hunter, Apr 20, 2019
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  28. Dante Bichette

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    I would eat that
     
    #2828 Dante Bichette, Apr 20, 2019
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  29. $P1

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    Mad that he didn't combine them and call it a chicken quesadilla
     
    #2829 $P1, Apr 21, 2019
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  30. 40wwttamgib

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    Lol
     
    #2830 40wwttamgib, Apr 21, 2019
  31. 40wwttamgib

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    That looks like shit.
     
    #2831 40wwttamgib, Apr 21, 2019
  32. Eathan Edwards

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    I feel like they are supposed to look like dinosaurs but just didn't quite get there.
     
    #2832 Eathan Edwards, Apr 21, 2019
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  33. slogan119

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    Pretty sure there are 300 steps in that dish
     
    #2833 slogan119, Apr 21, 2019
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  34. 941Gator

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    I might take Monday and Tuesday off from work and make this
     
    #2834 941Gator, Apr 21, 2019
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  35. TimJimothy

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    You've never had Dino-Nuggets?
     
    #2835 TimJimothy, Apr 21, 2019
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  36. Eathan Edwards

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    Of course, but I've seen enough Pdr Pepper growing up to know a ruse when I see one.


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    #2836 Eathan Edwards, Apr 21, 2019
  37. Biship

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    #2837 Biship, Apr 22, 2019
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  38. Tiffin

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    That seems like a solid state fair food
     
    #2838 Tiffin, Apr 22, 2019
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  39. Detlef Schrempf

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    That’s a keto friendly hot dog.
     
    #2839 Detlef Schrempf, Apr 22, 2019
  40. miles

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    Thanks I hate it
     
    #2840 miles, Apr 22, 2019
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  41. BuckeyeRiot

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    Corn pickle dog is too much pickle.
     
    #2841 BuckeyeRiot, Apr 22, 2019
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  42. Clown Baby

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    The pickle to dog/dough ratio is too high but the idea is good
     
    #2842 Clown Baby, Apr 22, 2019
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    100%
     
    #2843 BuckeyeRiot, Apr 22, 2019
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  44. wes tegg

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    I would eat the fuck out of that.
     
    #2844 wes tegg, Apr 22, 2019
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  45. jrmy

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    Just put dill mustard on a regular corn dog

    Problem solved
     
    #2845 jrmy, Apr 22, 2019
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    We know
     
    #2846 Daniel Ocean, Apr 22, 2019
  47. BellottiBold

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    Well yea, one per ingredient duh
     
    #2847 BellottiBold, Apr 23, 2019
  48. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #2848 Can I Spliff it, May 8, 2019
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  49. NP13

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    :laugh:
     
    #2849 NP13, May 8, 2019
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  50. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Deserved it.
     
    #2850 Detlef Schrempf, May 8, 2019
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