Fort Wayne is called the City of Churches, but the City of Strip Clubs would be more appropriate. Hardly a surprise, really. Whenever a city has some kind of Christian convention for pastors, youth leaders, or whatnot, local hotels always find that their porn pay-per-view income skyrockets. Publicly pious Christians love their virtual sex.
My wife worked at Citywalk at universal for a couple years after we moved here and said the absolute worst night of the year was when all the church youth groups would take over the park because they all ended up getting super drunk, would try to pass fake IDs at the clubs, and try and steal anything they could from the shops. Then there would always be groups that would get caught fucking in the bathrooms or anywhere else they thought they could hide. And I’m not talking good pious Christian fucking but like heathen orgies and running trains and shit. But hey, at least they could go to church the next day and repent right?
From the comments: "Relish jar of brickweed, check. $378, check. Worst moustache ever, check. Left sleeve showing off the Godsmack debut album art, check. Middle finger lookin' like it fingers parakeets, check. Dirty Levis and grandma's wood-paneled wall, check. Gang named after a Tracy Byrd song, check. Truly, a stone-cold killa's on the loose. And he thinks your tractor's sexy."