Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. lechnerd

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    Decided to make my mother-in-law a barn door. Bonus pic of MIL at end of post...

    Started out with the cheapest wood I could find, a Norwegian white wood from Lowe’s. It’s bowed nature was tortuous

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    The MIL vacillated on a million stains...

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    Finally settled on American Chestnut

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    She was very specific about the design right down to the type of screw. So I went to work.

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    Still waiting on MIL to pick out door handles and the guides for the bottom. Total cost of materials was $175.

    Crossposting in woodworking thread.
     
  2. NDfanPSUgrad

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    Did you get the hardware at Lowe’s too? My dad is about to build something like this.
     
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  3. lechnerd

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    Rail and guides from amazon. They have everything you need there for any size door(s).

    Screws and wood from Lowe’s.
     
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  4. buy_dont_lease

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    This the gal who ate all your powdered sugar donuts and got caught?
     
  5. lechnerd

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  6. bigred77

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    Mmmm, I love friend chicken
     
  7. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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  8. Beachy Toast

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    Looks great.
     
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  9. lechnerd

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    When I was in medical school, at the Tulane School of Medicine, my wife and I were living in an apt. It had a weird entry where you would step through the front door and then immediately you are faced with a flight of stairs and you have nowhere else to go but up the stairs.

    Well my mother-in-law was visiting us one weekend and she showed up with a Caniac Combo from Cane’s, an extra large box of fried chicken, and of course her equally large King James Bible which she takes with her everywhere.

    I start helping her husband with the luggage. She predictably focuses on her fried chicken and bible. Now back then she was pre-gastric bypass so pushing 400 pounds. Myself and my FIL had already taken a round of luggage up the stairs and into the apt by the time she reached the front door. I start to go back out to their car and right as I turn the corner for the narrow hallway with the stairs I notice she is 1/3 of the way up. Not a chance I’m squeezing by her so I wait. But almost immediately she trips and falls forward into the stairs. I’m paralyzed with fascination as her whole body is face down against the stairs and by some miracle she hasn’t started to slide back down the stairs.

    Also, incredibly, she did not lose her grip on the Bible in one hand or the Cane’s in the other. But now she is struggling to get up as her hands are occupied and her weight is tremendous. You can almost see in her face trying to judge which item in her hand she is going to let go of, that yummy fried chicken or the book of God. Ultimately she decides to let go of the King James Bible and it makes a loud noise as it crashes to the bottom of the stairs. The fried chicken was saved and she hoisted herself back up. It was an incredible sight.
     
  10. -Asshole-

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    Hook that shit back up properly and then file the warranty claim.
     
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  11. tigr2ndbase

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    Love me some Canes. Don’t have it here in FL so always pig out there when I go home.
     
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  12. tigr2ndbase

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    Had an interesting sight at the house today. Wife stopped by to check it out and called me to say we have palm trees in our yard. That would be great except we didn’t order the tropical landscape package. Landscaper installed at the wrong house. Builder was already on it and having them install the correct landscape package.
     
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  13. ChopRoll42

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    Take the seller to small claims court?
     
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  14. DriveByBBQ

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    Update: AHS is covering the cost of a new compressor but the coolant isn’t covered in the warranty. Even though we have up to 5k in HVAC in the policy. Out of pocket cost they quoted me was $400 to $600 and best case scenario they’ll come out next Thursday to fix it. Sounds about right. Not thrilled but it’s better than “3k out of pocket, go fuck yourself”.
     
  15. houtex716

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    flower question: what category (shade, part shade, part sun, or sun) flowers should go in this pot? we got part-shade before and they don't seem to be doing very well. i'm thinking we should try part sun

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    the barrel was there when we bought the house and the concrete underneath is likely stained, so we're just trying to make it look decent
     
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  16. texasraider

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    I don't know flowers but what's your dog's name
     
  17. One Two

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    Nice doggo. Sure try full sun. Too hot now but pansies do well in anything spring and fall.

    Also I'd recommend sealing where the step meets the walkway
     
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  18. houtex716

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    great thank you sir! went out to take the picture and the dog had to see what i was doing. i'll definitely look into sealing that as well, previous homeowners didn't seem to have given a shit about the house
     
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  19. One Two

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    I'm in the same boat. Lots of deferred capital work I inherited. I would just be worried about water getting under that slab. If you do seal (concrete and whatnot) make sure it's graded dos that water doesn't pool there. I'm not an expert and will defer to others but that's my 2 cents
     
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  20. bigred77

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    Pics?
     
  21. comrade static

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    We still don’t know your dogs name. Hanging on by a thread here...
     
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  22. houtex716

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    Mac
     
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  23. Owsley

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    Dropped a metal ruler on our recently redone hardwoods today, and of course the corner hits at the perfect angle. God fucking damnit.
     
  24. pez

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    Ours are getting redone in a month. I’m already paranoid
     
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  25. Rabid

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    I know that feeling. We got a custom made table and the first time we hung out in the space my then 2 year old smashed about 15 chips in it when I went to grab something and my friends talked over it.
     
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  26. Owsley

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    I’m debating whether or not to tell my wife.
     
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  27. southlick

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    Blame it on the dog, if you have one.
     
  28. Owsley

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    Mother in law is coming this weekend, so maybe I’ll throw her under the bus.
     
  29. tigr2ndbase

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  30. Matt Foley

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    Join the wood-look tile master race and let all your fears wash away.
     
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  31. buffs

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    Selling a home with a ring camera at the front door is high comedy.
     
  32. CF3234

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    Have a hook up to get wood-look tile at-cost. The tile we love just sold out and it will take a month to get more. Options, try to delay starting the contractor 2 weeks or go somewhere else and pay more money for lesser tile.

    What do you think is the current plan?
     
  33. Matt Foley

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    You should obviously delay, but if there is a woman involved you are definitely paying more.
     
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  34. Rabid

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    Where are you planning to go?
     
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  35. buffs

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    Planning on kiddo two and needed more space. Bought a house off Gleason and 62, go hornets!
     
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  36. Rabid

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    Congratulations. The pictures look nice. You did a great job on the house.
     
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  37. buffs

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    Thanks man. I love the house, pretty bittersweet.
     
  38. CF3234

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    Bingo.
     
  39. The Banks

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    I have the opposite opinion. My home inspector was fantastic and worth every penny.
     
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  40. The Banks

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    I don't agree with lech on many things (like him encouraging a man whom he knew to be depressed to kill himself) but I agree with him here.
     
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  41. The Banks

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    Should've countersunk those screw holes. Looks good though. She picked out a good stain for the look.
     
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  42. Beachy Toast

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    Something that flowers up.
     
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  43. Baron

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    Going to be needing one soon, how do I find a good home inspector? My realtor prob has a good referral I’d assume?
     
  44. lechnerd

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    If I was making my own doors I definitely wood, but for the MIL she wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between countersunk and doing what I did with my impact driver.
     
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  45. DriveByBBQ

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    What is this thing and what do I do with it? House was built in 1923 and this cut out sits about 12-15 feet from the back of the house. We’ve only been here for a week so don’t @ me about the weeds.

     
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  46. joe-

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    One last review of the paint sprayer operators manual and then I’m gonna head out and make this trash tan house a pretty gray house
     
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  47. THF

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    I would have the contractor wait. If that’s what you want, don’t settle to save a few weeks. You will regret it down the road.
     
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  48. Beachy Toast

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    No picture?
     
  49. Tommy Jefferson

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    Those weeds look terrible
     
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  50. comrade static

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    Can’t see shit
     
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