Because I already have an account so my address already has an account. Also I don’t want to “shit where I live”. I plan on really irritating people and I’d rather they not show up at my front door cussing in front of my baby.
A house can have 2 accounts and your address isn’t publicly available on Nextdoor but I don’t blame you.
Change your cell phone billing address and then change it back after you register... It won't matter if it's on autopay anyway
Someone should register on that site under the name Extra Dandelion and respond, “Yeah, mind your own business!”
There won’t be a billing address with a burner phone. I’d buy one in a heart beat if that would solve my problem. I’m confused how nextdoor is able to access the billing address in the first place.
Have any friends in the neighborhood (or even close by) who could give a shit about ever using nextdoor? Just use their address. They won't care if they get banned.
Alright I think i found a workaround. “Scout” is in. I’m going to ease my way in, like some posts, ask for a gardener rec, etc. I have my first troll mapped out and I’ll post it here in just a sec to get some feedback. Appreciate everyone’s input thus far.
Alright profile is created. Please don’t use Scout’s full name on this thread. If someone googles the name and this thread come up the jig is up. Thanks!
Something tells me that Scout needs a roofing company but they have to support the 2nd Amendment or else he doesn’t want to give them his business.
I’m going to definitely play up the California/tech/liberal/millennial/environmentalist angle. It will be like nails on the chalkboard for the fine citizens of RRR.
Gonna start things off by asking if neighbors can help with some specific meals while Scout and his husband recover from having their new baby?
Since Scout is a Cali transplant, it should go the other way. He only does business with companies that support gun control or whatever issue that would piss off the neighbors most.
Anyone interested in a bat house for insect control? Back home we had a couple of bat houses that housed up to 20 bats and I’d like to restart that here. I’ve contacted a company that was recently featured on shark tank called Bat BnB that will give us a 10% discount if we buy 10 or more houses. Each house can be a home to 80 bats and each bat eats 1000 insects/hour so do the math. It’s environmentally friendly, low maintenance, chemical and pesticide-free. If we get 10 strategically placed throughout the neighborhood we can make River Rock Ranch insect-free. More info in this video: Please let me know! -Scout thoughts?
not going to lie, i would be very interested in reading a next door thread in which they stumble upon tmb and discover that one of their neighbors has been plotting against them.
When the inevitable happens and they start bitching about the idea let them know you are going to do it no matter what but you just wanted to know if anyone wanted in on it to help chip in on the costs.
I specifically checked the HOA documents for a “bats clause” before purchasing my house and there was none. Thanks, Scout
I love the slow play. This sets the stage but doesn’t push the boundaries yet. Basically it’s tops 2.0.
The “I have reviewed the HOA documents” would be a great running theme for all sort is shit Scout wants to do. Btw, make sure you change the privacy settings to not show your specific address if you haven’t already. Watched that backfire once.
Nothing will bring the rage like Scout smugly stating "I have reviewed the HOA documents" over and over. I want to punch him/them right now
I was walking around Magic Kingdom earlier this week and so an effeminate young man wearing a cap that said "Let boys be feminine". Please can this be worked in somewhere, tia. Edit: I will also accept something about gender neutral restrooms
So are the bat houses being greeted with the enthusiastic reception they deserve? Or are the neighbors somehow not grateful for this advice that the more enlightened Californian Scout has graciously shared with them?
At some point you should open a discussion to see if the good Texans of River Rock are transgender friendly. Maybe your sister (who is transitioning) is thinking about moving from California.
I haven’t made the post yet. Probably will next week. Trying to ease my way in, drop gentle recs, throw out some likes, etc. Don’t want to drop a bomb my first 24 hrs on the website.
Anyone looking for community service/volunteer hours? I recently had a truck full of mulch delivered and was looking for help spreading it over my flower beds in the back yard. If you know of any high school or college students that need volunteer hours please DM me. Thanks, Scout
Scout, That is not how approved service hours work and honestly it just sounds like you are trying to get free labor. I suggest calling Mike’s Lawn in this situation instead.
I Failed miserably here. I mentioned a while back some old guy named Levi appointed himself neighborhood weatherman. Well he made another unsolicited post about upcoming weather and this crazy lady Cecilia showed up...
There are some posters over at The-Mayneboard.com that are just laughing their ass off at Scout right now.