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  1. Boo MFer!

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  2. KeepingItRealSince1853

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    Love EEO. These 2 minutes kill me every single time (yes it's ready to go at the right spot when you click it):
     
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  3. Wendel Clark

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    Okay this Sal interview segment is maybe one of the funniest I have ever heard
     
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  4. snowfx2

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  5. snowfx2

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    I will always laugh at Ed Torian asking lie detector questions
     
  6. Beagle

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    A day late here, but fuck Jim from Raleigh.
     
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  7. Boo MFer!

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    This is amazing.

     
  8. w2b

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    one of my favorite moments of the year was when he called in & got so butthurt when Howard said he wasn’t familiar with who he is.
     
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  9. Boo MFer!

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    Fred’s impression of Jim is pretty great too.
     
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  10. w2b

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    everytime the Chantix commercial with Ray Liotta first comes on and i’m not really paying attention, i swear that it’s Artie talking.
     
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  11. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Union, NJ accent is very distinctive.
     
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  12. Boo MFer!

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    “Hey Gar, it’s Art. I can’t make it in today because I’m starring in a Chantix commercial.”
     
  13. KeepingItRealSince1853

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  14. Boo MFer!

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    One of these two is comedically brilliant, and the other has a mental illness (Artie).

     
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  15. Sir Phobos

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    the Alex Jones stuff is like the funniest bit in fucking years and years.

     
  16. Boo MFer!

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    I know we’ve talked repeatedly of how bad Howard’s taste in music is, but holy shit at that Sponge song. What an enormous piece of shit.
     
  17. Boo MFer!

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    Steve Nowicki is one of the most talented staffers who gets zero credit for any of it.
     
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  18. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Rock music in the 90's sucked such magical ass thanks to over hyped dog shit like Nirvana that "Plowed" by Sponge actually sounded good by comparison. Truly an awful decade for music which almost ensured things would never get better at least for "popular" music.
     
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  19. electronic

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    Nirvana was awesome. Sponge is meh. Pretty much all top 40 rock post 1994 was horrendous.
     
  20. Boo MFer!

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    Lest we forget that Howard thinks Rob Zombie is really good. :pffft:
     
  21. Bruce Wayne

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    Sponge's appearance is probably the biggest gig they've had in over a decade.
     
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  22. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    No.
    Yes.
    Yes.
     
  23. electronic

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    Please tell me that you drive a z28 and extol the virtues of Bon Jovi.
     
  24. RU-Omega Potato

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    I do or did both those things at one time. What's your point? That I know good music when I hear it? I do! Thanks.
     
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  25. snowfx2

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    I think Howard's worst opinion is when he rips on Richard, JD, Will, etc. for still rooting for sports teams from the cities they grew up in.

    Him telling Richard that he's not a Kansan anymore simply because he lives in Manhattan now is so oblivious.
     
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  26. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He had a pretty shitty opinion on his love for sketchers slip on shoes this week.
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    I’ve never heard a male who knows as little about sports as Howard does. I get it’s not his thing, but holy shit.
     
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  28. KeepingItRealSince1853

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  29. snowfx2

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    Does Nowicki do the Brent impression? Because that is almost Sour Shoes’ Gary level.
     
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  30. Boo MFer!

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    Pretty sure he does. His Alex Jones is incredible.
     
  31. Walt Disney

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    Jd week was awesome

    Getting the mobile app and being able to listen to old shows has been awesome
     
  32. Boo MFer!

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    This might be the first time I’ve ever heard anyone reference the app in a positive light.
     
  33. Bruce Wayne

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    Anyone get(ting) Howard's new book?

    I'm sure my wife will probably give it to me for Father's Day. I'm just astounded that in the span of like 2 years I've gone from listening religiously every day to not listening at all
     
  34. Boo MFer!

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    Hard pass. Saw the wife had the pre-order in the Amazon cart and I took it out.
     
  35. HatterasJack

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    I’ve never understood the hate for the app. I understand some people don’t like the direction of the show. It has changed. But if you enjoy the show, the app is amazing. Everything is on demand, there are video clips, you can download shows, interviews, clips, old shows, etc.
     
  36. Boo MFer!

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    My hate for the app has nothing to do with Howard or the quality of the content at all. It’s poorly designed and malfunctions frequently. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve paused something I was listening to and when I went back to it, the app lost its place and went live.
     
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  37. HatterasJack

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    Yeah, I’ve seen some people saying that. Guess I’ve just had good luck because I pretty much have no technical issues with the app. But that would piss me off too.
     
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  38. Walt Disney

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    Yeah I mean I’ve used better apps, once a week the audio will stop but it keeps playing

    But I’m not going to complain about being able to go back and listen to DABA right now
     
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  39. Boo MFer!

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    It ain’t easy being cheesy.
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

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    It’s an unpopular opinion, but I think Chris Wilding is funny.
     
  41. PolyForce

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    JD: “They called me Cheesey The Bad Ass”
    Howard: “Why? Because you love cheese doodles? Did you have a smelly ass?”
     
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  42. Señor Cockblock

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    +1 on the app. I’ve used it exclusively for a few years. I don’t know how people operate without it. Wife has the car connection.

    This was decent audio, but I think it’s excellent video. Jimble Kimble pissing himself makes it that much better.

    “These are my...sub-human crab claws!”

     
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  43. Señor Cockblock

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    Buy now and you’ll get a Jimmy Kimmel Loves NAMBLA T-shirt!
     
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  44. Boo MFer!

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    Jimble Kimble*
     
  45. Señor Cockblock

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    Hurrrrrrruuurrrr!

     
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  46. Boo MFer!

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    I find myself making that noise all day. I lose my shit every time Fred uses it.
     
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  47. Sir Phobos

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    hoooooooooooooooooly shit rumors are coming true.



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    turns out that was 100% real. this is fucking hilarious and so completely inept on all fronts. Page 6 will pick this up and Howard is probably going to throw the most monumental hissyfit in recorded history at his staff (off-air, of course). on top of all that, the person who leaked this stuff to the public is Stuttering John. I'm now putting a lot more weight into other rumors that John has put up here and there about the show because this was one of them and he claimed to have disgruntled staffers leaking to him.
     
  48. Bruce Wayne

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    What’s some of the stuff John has put out there and/or where can I find it?

    I wouldn’t be shocked if the show’s ratings have just plummeted over the last 3-5 years. Same guests, same bits, same everything
     
  49. Boo MFer!

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    John also said Memet was fired and lots of other bullshit. I don’t believe a word he says. There’s no way that picture is what he’s purporting it to be. Howard isn’t that stupid.
     
  50. Walt Disney

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    Was expecting something more shocking from your opening line

    I can’t imagine anyone thinking Howard sterns show is doing well