Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    No surprise it's the wife of David Vitter
     
  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Legit wonder if it's gotten significantly older since 2012.
     
  3. BellottiBold

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    BeCAuSe hE dOeSN't tAKE a SAlarY
     
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  4. BudKilmer

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    Interesting thread
     
  5. matistic

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    Every damn time someone at works gets infected they claim they didn’t open the attachment. Hell we have macros blocked so they have to open the Word doc, THEN click Enable Macros, which they do. And then say they didn’t. I’d throw the logs in their face but I care more about containing the threat than rubbing their faces in it.

    But I digress. What we now absolutely must be given is the incident response report. Exactly how many machines were infected? How did they go about cleaning them? What data was accessed during this breach? What new defenses and/or policies have been put in place as a response?

    This is standard stuff and they better damn well be able to provide it.
     
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  6. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Good thing His Orangeness has had exactly ONE cabinet meeting about it
     
  7. bro

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  8. Schadenfred

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    Tammy won't stay quiet about having a legal backup plan after popping that P.

     
  9. bro

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    I don’t care what Tammy thinks
     
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  10. $P1

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    Tappy*
     
  11. bro

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  12. bro

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  13. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  14. bro

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  15. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I’m quite confident trump’s answer to 3 branches of government would be: president, senate, and congress

    (Yes I said congress instead of House of Reps on purpose)
     
  16. bro

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  17. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    How stupid do you have to be to leave a voice mail like that?
     
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  18. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Trump promised him a pardon. No other way around it
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    I can wait for the next Dem president to be impeached for much much much less.

    Gonna be great
     
  20. bro

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  21. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    Preference ratings for the Democrat nominee?


    Mine are:

    1. Warren
    2. Buttigieg
    3. Bernie
     
  22. bro

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    I want a woman. So Warren or Kamala
     
  23. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Bernie/Warren
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    Everyone else
     
  24. Redav

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    That's not enough space between Warren/Bernie and everyone else but I didn't want to longcat the thread
     
  25. NYGator

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    I like to call it, "...Cooooongrissss"
     
  26. Prospector

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  27. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Eh. Warren with Pete as vp is ok by me.
     
  28. Redav

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    If Warren is president sure
     
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  29. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  30. ned's head

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    Wonder which mouth breathing congressman this will be?

     
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  31. CUAngler

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    Like any of that shit will actually matter.

    Brb Going to eat Arby’s.
     
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  32. BudKilmer

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    I’m throwing money down on Jim Jordan
     
  33. Tug

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    He is well versed in the cover up
     
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  34. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I can't wait for some Progressive mother to stop her 5* son from going to to Bama so Saban can put a stop to this.
     
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  35. beerme

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    This is true you’re supposed to pay yourself a salary commensurate with a typical employee at your position for a company your size or something like that
     
  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Not understanding, where does this implicate a congressman?
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. Bruce Wayne

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    Already deleted
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

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  40. dome foam

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    who asked for this? doj or flynn?
     
  41. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    A competent administration would know that you just can't half-ass a Gulf of Tonkin.
     
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  42. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    nah this is a 10/10 narcissist

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  43. Bricktop the white

    Bricktop the white Well-Known Member


    To the best of my knowledge it works like this

    -flynn arrested
    -flynn starts snitching to Mueller asap
    -flynn gives Mueller tapes/messages of various people trying to get him to change his story / stop talking.
    -mueller references Flynn giving him the tapes are part of the evidence of cooperation
    -judge wants to see what was said to Flynn and by whom.
     
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  44. chuckmasterflex

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    REMEMBER THE MAINE
     
  45. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    Nah, that's a real American

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  46. sflnole

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  47. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Gulf of Trumpkin
     
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  48. chuckmasterflex

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    Has anyone seen a poll about how Americans would view a war with Iran?