Taco Bell Hotel and Resort

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  1. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  2. Shinzon

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    Bathroom cleaning crew would need to be a six-figure job.
     
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  3. GrizzliesDrew

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    Are they basing it off those weird ass commercials they’re currently airing?
     
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  4. TrustyPatches

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    I unapologetically love cheesy gordita crunches
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

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    This reminds me of when the WWF had a restaurant in New York City
     
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  9. Nole96SC

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    RIP Palm Springs sewer system.
     
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  10. Taques

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    count me in brother
     
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  11. Kevintensity

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    They need to put one of these in pigeon forge
     
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  12. Soup

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    New entry for the white trash thread.
     
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  13. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Waiting for the douchers to come itt and shit talk the bell like they don’t eat there.
     
  14. Soup

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    Doesn’t mean it should be a fucking resort lol.
     
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  15. Joe_Pesci

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    I'm in a taco bell drive thru right now ama
     
  16. DetroitNole

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    I still love taco bell, but my stomach is about done with it. One of the many signs I'm getting old
     
  17. Corch

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    List your order
     
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  18. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    In the Taco Bell resort, everything is Taco Bell...
     
  19. bertwing

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    What is going to give you diarrhea tonight?
     
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  20. Joe_Pesci

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    Chicken chalupa supreme combo with a diet dr pepper
     
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  21. Shawn Hunter

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    Have you shit your pants yet?
     
  22. Shawn Hunter

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    The last time I ate at Taco Bell is when I discovered I was gluten intolerant, so I am blaming Taco Bell for why I am gluten intolerant.
     
  23. Joe_Pesci

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    This isn't really a problem for me because my digestive system isnt a little bitch
     
  24. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Soup acting like he’s too good for a Taco Bell resort is all time
     
  25. bertwing

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    But the rest of you is

    :iceburn:
     
  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    Soft or hard taco?
     
  27. Joe_Pesci

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    usually go with soft but i forgot this time
     
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  28. Corky Bucek

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    Hey, hi hello, I can’t remember the last time I had Taco Bell
     
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  29. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Never trust someone that prefers hard tacos
     
  30. DetroitNole

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    No, but I know a bathroom needs to be nearby if I'm going to eat TB
     
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  31. Soup

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    Listen make-a-wish mod, you enjoy your Palm Springs resort. I’ll go somewhere with an ocean.
     
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  32. HotMic

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    My oldest and I stopped and grabbed a Chalupa Cravings Box for dinner after soccer practice tonight.

    Currently posting from the toilet.
     
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  33. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    What should I order in 30 mins?
     
  34. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    4 soft ground beef tacos, no lettuce, fire sauce, a chicken quesedilla, and nacho cheese fries
     
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  35. * J Y *

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    I’m cutting the soft tacos in half, cutting the quesadilla, and seeing if they will add beef to the nacho cheese fries.
     
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  36. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Is that because you’re old?
     
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  37. Corky Bucek

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    No because it isn’t good.
     
  38. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    There it is
     
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  39. Corky Bucek

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    You were asking for it, so I obliged. You are welcome.
     
  40. Daniel Ocean

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    Last time my wife went out of town first thing I did was go to Taco Bell since she never lets me get it. Yeah I am a bad boy but she knew what she was getting when she married me.
     
  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Trash food
     
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  42. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    You are a gentleman and a scholar
     
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  43. a.tramp

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    Haven’t had bell in at least 10 years, call me Captain Doucheface
     
  44. Shawn Hunter

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    Look here everyone we have a badass on our hands.
     
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  45. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    I wouldnt either if I had Torchy’s
     
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  46. a.tramp

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    Taco Casa is where it is at for soft or hard shell ground beef tacos here. Also the nachos and chilladas are fire.
     
  47. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Yes you would. Torchys is great but you’re paying waaay more. Plus you can’t get it at 2am
     
  48. bertwing

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    You don’t need any help shitting your pants
     
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  49. TheFreak55

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