And the new Batman is...

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  1. Emmy Rossum

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    I saw that movie where he died during the 9/11 Twin Towers attack
     
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  2. soulfly

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    :roll: the dude’s playing fucking Batman, not Daniel Plainview.
     
  3. TrustyPatches

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    Yeah man fuck that guy
     
  4. IHHH

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    Not terrible? Dude
     
  5. TrustyPatches

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    Eat a dick
     
  6. Wu

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    My conflicted take:

    He’s a much better actor than the dogshit twilight movies

    Don’t think he’s a good fit for BW/BM
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    PT Anderson sucks
     
  8. soulfly

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    Take that back, mister!
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    it just takes you out of the movie when someone's explaining that he's looking for a tell, how the game is played etc. I mean it's literally just that one part of the movie that wasn't great, everything else about it was.
     
  10. TrustyPatches

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    Calm down CB
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    Never! I’ll never forgive him for Magnolia. Multiple brilliant performances wasted by the worst deus ex machina ever.
     
  12. IHHH

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    soulfly do you even like Batman movies? Seems like these movies are way too popular for your cunty ass to enjoy.

    Would you rank them for us please?
     
  13. Wu

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    Google searches for “Robert Pattinson height” just spiked i’m sure

    Give that man some roids, stat
     
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  14. IHHH

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    I understand but for some people it needs to be done. It was a grand public movie, not everybody know poker
     
  15. TrustyPatches

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    I’m having fried chicken, glory collards and yellow rice with some sharp cheddar melted in. Probably gonna drench with hot-sauce and wash it all down with a cold Pabst
     
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  16. IHHH

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    And these hands were fucking ridiculous
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They’ll juice him.
     
  18. pearl

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    Aye bruh and you ain't offer yo boy a plate of that?
     
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  19. IHHH

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    Don’t even need to, he is in his Batman suit half the movie
     
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  20. TheGrifter

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    Despite the fact I know the guy can act, he wasn’t my favorite for the role either. With that said...

    I trust Matt Reeves. His films have been very, very well cast.

    It’s not like this movie is being written and directed by Schumacher.
     
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  21. Wu

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    He was very good in Z. Granted it was alongside the block of balsa wood that’s Charlie Hunnam but very good nonetheless.
     
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  22. Wu

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    Also this. The last two apes movies were far better than they had any right to be.
     
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  23. soulfly

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    You’re trippin your balls off.
     
  24. soulfly

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    I do not care for the massive over-saturation of DC and Marvel movies on the medium. Thanks for asking.
     
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  25. Clown Baby

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    It’s not my fault, I licked one of those bullshit raining frogs and it turned out to be hallucinogenic.
     
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  26. Wu

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    Not the nuclear take i expected in this or any other thread
     
  27. pearl

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    Can we all agree that we want this fight to happen, if Deathstroke is indeed the main villain?



    Full Fight below
     
  28. Clown Baby

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    I choose my words very deliberately and I will not be censored
     
  29. rickyrubio4life

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    Did not think they could find a worse replacement than Ben Affleck, but the DCEU somehow came through again. What a fucking joke.
     
  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    Team Edward
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  31. Wu

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  32. Tiffin

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    I'll wait and see. :neutraldog:
     
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  33. IHHH

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    You forgot to rank them

    I bet you liked the first Batman bale movie over dark knight
     
  34. IHHH

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    That’s actually the right way to look at it, but it’s boring
     
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  35. Bankz

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    He’s a solid actor. People shitting on him probably only know him from the Twilight series. But he’s been good in other films since as been mentioned.

    This is also Batman we’re talking about. He’s likely behind a fucking mask 60% of the time lol.

    I’m willing to see how this pans out and give him a shot. But I echo the feelings on just letting the Batman franchise rest for more time.
     
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  36. Tiffin

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    Batman Begins is pretty damn good.
     
  37. laxjoe

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    not so fast?
     
  38. portlandspartan

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    This. Imma trust Reeves
     
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  39. IHHH

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    Loved it, the ending lost me a little but the rest was so good. It’s a tie for me between dark knight and Batman begins. Great movies
     
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  40. TrustyPatches

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    Idk wtf that other guy is but he’s my choice
     
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  41. TrustyPatches

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    Batman Begins is the GOAT comic book movie @me
     
  42. IHHH

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    I just said something along these lines friend
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    Batman Begins whips ass. My only critique is that it relied on CGI for the narrows whereas TDK used very little CGI. TDKR comes in third for shooting in NYC instead of Chicago.
     
  44. jrmy

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    Beast from X-Men
     
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  45. Clown Baby

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    Paint huffing guy in Fury Road imo
     
  46. Wu

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    Hoult would be good too but I think I prefer Pattinson as he’s a more interesting actor to me
     
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  47. TrustyPatches

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    I thought that was Frasier
     
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  48. Wu

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    In the older movies

    Newer ones it’s Hoult
     
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  49. Handcuffed

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    sources are telling me that pattinson is also the lead in the next christopher nolan movie and co-starring with william dafoe in robert egger's (the witch) next movie.

    so i'm sure he can play a superhero
     
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  50. TrustyPatches

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    I gotta watch more movies, man