MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

We don’t want our winners getting complacent because then we’ll turn into the Braves/Falcons/Dawgs/etc

 

Of course

 

Get your head out of your ass Hedges

 

feels like Dallas hasn't even played the ball on their side of the field yet

 

BRB gotta text from the FCD support staff that they need Dirt on the sideline for Barrios

 

Not great to start the second half.

 

Horta kinda sucks. That’s why he is on the bench, Taylor.

 

Biggest bust since kris boyd

 

Dio what a chance. All set up by Latif

 

Rafa Marquez IMO

 

Not talkin bout drug busts

 

Typical stone footed Vela. What a loser.

 

My dog just ran away because I screamed “you piece of fucking shit” at Aranguiz.

 

Fuck you Bobert

 

Damn Atuesta for Horta is not good

Atuesta has been the second best player this year

 

ooo these baby D's are getting closer

 

Remember his dumb ass going off about how “no one but us play attractive soccer in MLS herp deep imma bitch.” FCD’s 2nd team plays 10Xs more attractive soccer than LAFC. Sorry but clog the middle third and get the ball to Vela does not make you a tactical genius you dolt.

 

Even Shiggy can see that Luchi ball>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bobert bitch

 

Horta smh trying some weird shit from outside the box.

 

Who’s off?

 

Holy fuck Taylor. Rossi was clearly off on that pass.

 

Rossi. Easily

 

What are you watching?

 

And Dio

 

Boom!

 

Watch it in real time, not when they stop the camera before Dio makes contact. Rossi was in front of the ball.

 

Good call DonG!!!!

 

I agree with Taylor on that point. Flag was up before ball went in. That’s weird.

 

Hahahahahhahah. Oh Taylor, you sweet summer child.

“Wait, when the flag went up in Atlanta v Columbus they said they couldn’t give Columbus the goal. But today the flag went up and we gave LAFC the goal????”

Hmmm, I wonder why????

 

All praise the DonG!!!!!

 

John Brooks “Why hasn’t there been a ruling on Zlatan? All the other disco rulings are in?”

Oh sweet summer John. The DonG doesn’t care about rules, he cares about ratings. Duh.

 

Jon Champion DirtBall

Horta was not terrible so that’s improvement.

 

That was a ridiculous challenge. Sunday will be interesting.

 

I never thought I’d see a team get more calls than Portland in 2015......

Then I saw Seattle in 2016, I never thought I’d see a team get more calls than Seattle in 2016.....

Then I saw Atlanta in 2018, I never thought I’d see a team get more calls than Atlanta in 2018.....

Then I saw LAFC this year. As always, the DonG abides.

 

True

 

Great retort!!! What an admirable foe!!! :eyeroll: Gave LAFC a try, going back to trolling Atlanta and Seattle, at least I can count on their ridiculous over reactions.

 

So Sporting should be the 2nd best team behind LAFuCk thanks?!?! Love the support!!!

https://www.soctakes.com/2019/05/09/xg-analysis-charts-mls-week-10/

 

they always come crawling back

 

God FUCCKING damnit those charts piss me off. I don’t care if you’re a random homeless guy signed off of Van Brunt BLVD, do your fucking job and were still tops in the league ya bitches.

 

That wasn’t a foul or card. MLS needs to do a better job protecting their stars.

 

Oops. Wrong thread.

 

Clear dive. Disco should hit Vela with a 2 game ban imo.

 

We’re back baby!!!!!

 

Zlatan OUT

 

Can we really even trust this? Seattle’s ‘High’ is lower that it’s ‘Low’...