Season 8--No Holds Barred: Leaks, whispers and Spoilers Galore (hopefully)

Don’t watch sportscenter if you don’t want spoilers...
Fuck SVP

 

Since we’re in the spoiler thread, what did he say?

 

Whoops, picked the wrong thread. I’ll see myself out.

They had odds of a variety of things and he said that the favorites were from the reddit thread that gets everything right. Nobody quote me so I don’t get spoiled.

 

Quote him again!

 

Pretty nice little Sunday going knowing D & D can’t hurt me anymore. I’m a survivor. Not gonna call myself a hero but if someone else said it I’d just silently acknowledge them.

 

Don't say that. We haven't reached the bottom yet

Cersei and Jaime are prob alive.

Sansa will be queen. Arya Kingsguard. Jon as hand. It's going to be so gay

 

I’ve decided ima watch this shit with an open mind and try and enjoy it best I can. If they wrap it up (even with the shit they plan on doing) in a way that seems reasonable and feels like it works then that’s the best I can hope for

 

This is the leaks thread. We pretty much know what happens. It's ok. Bran gets democratically elected. Dumbest thing ever.

 

Woooooo alright lets get this stupid horseshit over with

 

Spoiler alert. Theres actually 15 dragons

 

2 billion Dothraki

 

Just flat out talking treason while guarded by Danys 1 million surviving Unsullied.

 

TELEPORTATION

 

GIVE US DEMOCRACY!

 

Fuck.

You.

 

Fuck







You






You fucking fucks

 

Bran the Broken Lord of the Six Kingdoms (because we still need the independent north). I’m actually laughing at how terrible this is.

 

The red keep isn't destroyed lol

 

There’s only one thing that can (kind of) salvage this, but would be cheap

 

There is no fucking nights watch.

 

Pirate Arrrrrya.

 

Sweet gloves Bronn. Just get out of you SoulCycle class?

 

Oh they were there a few weeks ago you just couldn't see because it was so dark... The likely bs excuse

 

Booooooooo

 

Although I didn’t like that Dany died, I thought that was a beautifully directed episode.

 

Dexter becoming a lumberjack was better than this

 

Pretty bad but not that bad.

 

I never would have expected BBT to have a more satisfying finale then GOT

 

No shit.

 

Not all of it came down. Just a small chunk.

 

Waking up and having it all be a dream?

Yeah but the writers aren't that good

 

Just trash.

 

With all of the children of the forest running around with the magic. Duh.

 

I do love that they figured out how to do a CGI close up scene with Jon and Ghost again lmao

 

It was a trash ending. The Bran King isn’t that bad but the rest was dumb af. He’s the king. Pardon your brother. It’s literally that simple at that point when they all decide to make Bran the king. The unsullied have no claim for their justice that outweighs the king’s decision.

 

“Hey, I know my brother killed Dany but he also did a fuck ton of good shit that way outweighs him killing her. Shit, her dragon even gave him a pass, so I’m just gonna let him go.”

 

I love that they give a shit what the unsullied and dothraki outsiders want even though the mfers weren't even staying there. The fact that Jon's lineage didn't mean a got damn things is maddening.

So much bad in the episode. I love that the wall was rebuilt in a matter of months smh

 

“Dragon gave him multiple passes. Just saying. He should be all good. Just saying.”

 

He pet his fucking dog so I’m happy.

 

Nope gotta go north to the wall to defend against the nothing.

 

“Yep, defeated the army of the dead so gotta go protect those free folk from other free folk. And crows. By crows I mean us. Shit.”

 

Just want to say thank you spoiler thread for helping me cash my bets.

 

The wall came down at East Watch. Not CB.

 

Lol. Apparently some asshole spoiled it.