The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    I just noticed we signed Nick Fitzgerald the other day. Wonder if we can turn him in to a Taysom Hill type player for us.
     
  2. Sean Connery

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    He originally signed with Cleveland, then they traded for Odell and he asked if they could terminate their agreement.

    He signed with Tampa that night.
     
  3. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Doubt it. I doubt everything until I see it.
     
  4. roggins

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    Jameis is drinking booze again....
     
  5. Sean Connery

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    ???
     
  6. kslim

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    is this bad?
     
  7. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  8. ned's head

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    Good thing we drafted a bunch of good dl
     
  9. milquetoast

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    Link?

    Kidding. I found it. Not dead.

    Defense is dead, though.
     
  10. FSUnole1988

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    Not picking josh Allen really looking bad no. No way we could have seen this coming but damn
     
  11. Nizz

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    #TankForTua
     
  12. Nizz

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    #TankForBestDL
     
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  13. kslim

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    LOL we are the bucs, we tank for the best kicker
     
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  14. Comcast

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    I’ll take Fromm over Tua. :twocents:
     
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  15. Nizz

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    I’m actually leaning towards this as well tbh
     
  16. Hank Scorpio

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    Thank God for that 4th rd pick on Anthony Nelson. We shouldn't see any drop off*


    *you can't drop off from rock bottom
     
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  17. Hank Scorpio

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    Tanking will be a 2 year process. I, for one, look forward to seeing Trevor's beautiful blond locks draped over the back of his Bucs jersey.
     
  18. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I don’t trust those motherfuckers

     
  19. Comcast

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    Forgot about him. I actually like him even over Fromm. That said, 2 years feels like a while away
     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    Fromm worries me as a franchise QB. Great ball placement and elevated by elite talent, but arm strength (velocity) is lacking. Reminds me of AJ McCarron.
     
  21. Comcast

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    That’s fair. I also think Tua is surrounded by talent as well so it’s hard for me to judge. I had forgotten about Lawrence so I’d like to tank for him, but if we are shitty for 2 years I have a feeling Arians will get the boot.
     
  22. Nizz

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    I don’t want to tank for that White Stallion

    I’m getting a little exhausted sucking so much
     
  23. Comcast

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    I think we can all agree the defense needs to be addressed first. It’s been abysmal for years now and we need to stop relying on trying to score 30+ points a game just to win. JPP going down is a massive blow to an already shitty defense
     
  24. Nizz

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    Guys.... CORAL TO THE RESCUE
     
  25. Nizz

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    So we got two ex Arizona backs..
     
  26. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Both old/injury prone. What’s the worst that can happen
     
  27. Nizz

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    Clearly we field a team of players who like to get hurt off the field. So this year will be entertaining I’m sure
     
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  28. War Grundle

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    It’s like the corporate world. People who have had success in other places bring back familiar people. They want people they can trust in positions they have influence over.
     
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  29. Hank Scorpio

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  30. LetItSoak

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    He's wearing a helmet so that's an improvement
     
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  31. Marlo

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    :facepalm:
     
  32. Fuck this

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    Franchise is seriously such a joke. On field product, management the joke jerseys. I hate this organization and yet I'll watch until we are 2-6
     
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  33. Marlo

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    Seems like some dirt in the milk regarding JPP accident. Media and TMZ digging.
     
  34. Poetic

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    I mean dude blew off some of his fingers, not thr brightest cat around.
     
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  35. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    It was FHP who responded and sent him to the hospital. If he’d had any sign of impairment he’d have been locked up. Troopers would hook their own momma.
     
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  36. Marlo

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  37. FSUnole1988

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    Just another example of how poorly we have drafted over the years
     
  38. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Hargreaves is the hottest of trash. Black Conte, as it were.
     
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  39. Comcast

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    Yep. To be fair, he was the best guy available for a position we needed badly. He killed it at UF but now he just needs to go coach high school ball or something.
     
  40. Bricktop the white

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    Damn this guy absolutely nailed it.
     
  41. LetItSoak

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    BUT WEED DRUGS!!!

     
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  42. Hank Scorpio

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    Passing on Tunsil was absolutely dumb.
     
  43. ned's head

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    We are the one team that you don't even have to use the benefit of hindsight to know we drafted terribly. Instant gratification every time
     
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  44. JGator1

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  45. ned's head

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    Don't you usually get something in return for such a move
     
  46. Kevintensity

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  47. Hank Scorpio

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    We got more cap space for Licht to work his free agent magic with. We know how good he does with free agency.
     
  48. Hank Scorpio

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    Oh good, let's overpay for a guy that's from McCoy's class, but is a locker room cancer
     
  49. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Licht is just trolling at this point
     
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  50. JGator1

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    Looks like it's happening