Players returned from injury: N/A Changes needed: TheSkeeter - Need a change for Chiellini red. - Zouma. Done. Frank Martin - Need a change for Manolas. Hummels if back and Lovren if not? Yes. Hummels it is. Done. Gaknight - Need a change for Matuidi red. - Kessié. He’s already in for Pogba. Since you originally said he and Paredes when they both went out I’ll go with Paredes. Done. Manchester City - ASM If Thauvin can’t go. He’s good. Nelson - Need a change for Carvajal red. - Pereira. Done; put Kurzawa on bench. Extras: Liverpool - Hummels. Done. Real Madrid - Semedo. Done. Werder Bremen - de Vrij. Done. Barcelona - Schulz. Done. Milan - Herrera for Parolo and Fernandes for Paqueta. Away. Yellow Card Watch: 4 - Godín, Casemiro, Tah, Alderweireld, Varane, Alaba, Laporte, Mallo, Militão, Roberto, Škriniar, Romagnoli, Vrsaljko, Saúl, Umtiti, Giménez, Alexander-Arnold, Kaderábek, Pereira, Modrić, Felipe 3 - Demirbay, Tolisso, Nainggolan, Mandžukić, Perišić, Alba, Kanté, Marquinhos, Pavard, Partey, Akanji, Fabinho, Isco, Acerbi, Sandro, Piszczek, Herrera, Sterling, Tagliafico, Suárez, Verratti, Roussillon, Kimpembe, Vertonghen, de Vrij, Witsel Injuries: Malmö - Romagnoli - 2 months from 1/26. Back 3/31. Malmö - Hernández - 6 weeks from 2/16. Back 3/31. PSG - Haller - 5 weeks from 2/25. Back 3/30. PSG - van Dijk - 5 months from 11/25. Everton - Zapata - 6 months from 12/9. Real Madrid - Piqué - 4 months from 3/2. Fixtures (3/29-3/31) Dortmund - Manchester City Barcelona - Liverpool Werder Bremen - Brighton Fiorentina - Milan Real Madrid - Philadelphia Atlanta United - Brisbane Roar PSG - Manchester United Malmö - Dijon Tottenham Hotspur - Everton
TOTW Szczęsny - Philadelphia Roussillon - Philadelphia Otamendi - Brisbane Roar de Ligt - Manchester City Piszczek - Milan Son - Philadelphia Busquets - Manchester City Thiago - Philadelphia Hazard - Manchester City Kane - Malmö Suárez - Philadelphia
League Matchday 27 (3/29-3/31) Dortmund 0-2 Manchester City Goals: 21’ Reus, 69’ Busquets YC: 10’ Stones, 24’ Tah Subs: 59’ Kompany for Tah, 61’ Anderson for Thauvin Barcelona 1-0 Liverpool Goals: 25’ Salah Injuries: 31’ Neymar (12 days; hip) Subs: 31’ Zaha for Neymar Werder Bremen 1-1 Brighton Goals: 32’ Mandžukić, 80’ Agüero Missed Penalties: 1’ Agüero YC: 52’ Ziyech, 79’ Alderweireld Subs: 48’ Ndombele for Neves, 67’ Keïta for Pereira, 75’ Tielemens for Arthur, 76’ Emerson for Halstenberg, 78’ Rodrigo for Mbappé Fiorentina 1-0 Milan Goals: 57’ Jesus YC: 11’ Bale Subs: 52’ Torreira for De Bruyne Real Madrid 0-0 Philadelphia Missed Penalties: 56’ Griezmann YC: 11’ Verratti, 58’ Vertonghen, 69’ Kimpembe Subs: 49’ Cuadrado for Mahrez, 52’ Coates for Savić, 59’ Vázquez for Insigne, 62’ Džeko for Suárez Atlanta United 2-2 Brisbane Roar Goals: 16’ Marcelo, 24’ Demirbay, 47’ Lukaku, 62’ Messi YC: 63’ Meunier RC: 3’ Kanté Subs: 46’ Kolarov for Matip, 46’ Callejón for Perišić, 54’ Boateng for Otamendi PSG 0-1 Manchester United Goals: 61’ Bernardeschi YC: 5’ Pepe, 33’ Koscielny RC: 63’ Martial Subs: 50’ Sokratis for Pepe, 52’ Haller for Sterling, 56’ Bernardeschi for Mertens, 59’ Hermoso for Benzema Malmö 0-2 Dijon Goals: 42’ Kessié, 68’ Kessié YC: 18’ Laporte Subs: 57’ Pezzella for Romagnoli, 58’ Shaqiri for Müller, 64’ Jorginho for Vidal, 66’ Balotelli for Icardi Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Everton Goals: 28’ Višća, 86’ Felipe YC: 10’ Militão, 66’ Adams Injuries: 41’ ter Stegen (7 weeks; broken ankle) Subs: 47’ Maguire for Süle, 54’ Kampl for Witsel, 72’ Volland for Lacazette
I’m starting to think there’s a culture problem at Everton. Is the manager refusing to take off injured players for how they’re performing or are they not performing because the manager clearly doesn’t care about their safety?
TOTW Areola - Dijon Telles - Fiorentina de Ligt - Manchester City Felipe - Spurs Florenzi - Fiorentina Gnabry - Fiorentina Kessié - Dijon Modrić - Tottenham Hotspur Hazard - Manchester City Messi - Atlanta United Jesus - Fiorentina
Ok posting screenshots because this is hilarious and absurd and I want proof I’m not making it up. March POTM
Players returned from injury: Malmö - Romagnoli Malmö - Hernández PSG - Haller Changes needed: Frank Martin - Need a change in case Neymar can’t go. - Zaha; de Jong to bench. Done. ohhaithur or CoastalOrange - Need a change for Kanté red. - Dembélé. Done. Nelson - Need a change for Martial red. - Bernardeschi. Done. TheSkeeter - Need a change for ter Stegen and for Militão card accumulation. - Steffen and Chiellini. Done; Militão not suspended. Spontaneous Cumbustion - Need a change for Tah card accumulation. - Kompany. Done; put Glik on bench. Topper Bottoms - Need a change for Alderweireld card accumulation. Went with Ake and put Garay on bench. Gaknight - Need a change for Laporte card accumulation. - Rüdiger. Done. Extras: Milan - Herrera for Parolo and Paqueta for Fernandes. Done. Everton - Chiellini. Done. Dijon - Matuidi. Done. Manchester United - Carvajal. Done. Yellow Card Watch: 4 - Godín, Casemiro, Varane, Alaba, Mallo, Roberto, Škriniar, Romagnoli, Vrsaljko, Saúl, Umtiti, Verratti, Giménez, Kimpembe, Alexander-Arnold, Vertonghen, Kaderábek, Pereira, Modrić, Felipe 3 - Meunier, Demirbay, Tolisso, Nainggolan, Mandžukić, Perišić, Alba, Kanté, Marquinhos, Pavard, Adams, Partey, Akanji, Fabinho, Isco, Acerbi, Sandro, Piszczek, Herrera, Sterling, Tagliafico, Suárez, Roussillon, de Vrij, Witsel Injuries: PSG - van Dijk - 5 months from 11/25. Everton - ter Stegen - 7 weeks from 3/31. Everton - Zapata - 6 months from 12/9. Real Madrid - Piqué - 4 months from 3/2. Liverpool - Manolas - 4 months from 3/16. Fixtures (4/5-4/7) Milan - PSG Philadelphia - Dortmund Brisbane Roar - Barcelona Manchester United - Malmö Everton - Werder Bremen Liverpool - Tottenham Hotspur Dijon - Atlanta United Brighton - Real Madrid. Manchester City - Fiorentina
This is what happens when you let the fifa gods rule. Their stupidity knows no bounds. The great social experiment shall continue.
That’s skrouse It takes 3 pictures to post the table thanks to this stupid game and how it formats it
League Matchday 28 (4/5-4/7) Milan 2-0 PSG Goals: 24’ Allan, 83’ Paquetá YC: 46’ Brandt RC: 75’ Lenglet Subs: 49’ Fabián for Brandt, 69’ Ben Yedder for Kramarić Brisbane Roar 3-0 Barcelona Goals: 20’ Lukaku, 34’ Lukaku, 75’ Higuaín YC: 28’ Aurier Subs: 50’ Lemar for Draxler, 52’ Callejón for Perišić, 70’ Paulinho for Dembélé Manchester United 1-1 Malmö Goals: 58’ Koke, 69’ Lewandowski YC: 2’ Romagnoli Subs: 53’ Gómez for Aubameyang, 55’ Sokratis for Pepe, 66’ Sarabia for Isco, 68’ Pereira for Depay Everton 1-1 Werder Bremen Goals: 9’ Sancho, 40’ Ziyech YC: 61’ Chiellini, 86’ Chiellini RC: 86’ Chiellini Subs: 53’ Keïta for Pereira, 54’ Mallo for Walker, 57’ Luiz for Azpilicueta Liverpool 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur Goals: 24’ Zaha YC: 22’ Gomez, 57’ Witsel Subs: 47’ Williams for Rashford Dijon 0-1 Atlanta United Goals: 26’ Mané Philadelphia 1-0 Dortmund Goals: 26’ Kimpembe YC: 14’ Thiago, 25’ Kimpembe, 85’ Kompany Subs: 48’ Džeko for Suárez, 79’ Cuadrado for Son, 80’ Canales for Silva Brighton 1-1 Real Madrid Goals: 70’ Di María, 74’ Mandžukić Missed Penalties: 21’ Griezmann YC: 26’ Arthur, 80’ Nainggolan Subs: 51’ Rodrigo for Werner, 58’ Vardy for Mbappé, 61’ Vázquez for Griezmann, 68’ Coates for Savić, 75’ Ndombele for Arthur, 78’ Brahimi for Khedira Manchester City 2-0 Fiorentina Goals: 4’ Busquets, 88’ Thauvin Subs: 47’ Anderson for Reus, 50’ Torreira for Kondogbia, 79’ Piatek for Aspas
TOTW Ederson - Milan Alaba - Brisbane Roar Kimpembe - Philadelphia Silva - Brisbane Roar Fernandes - Liverpool Mané - Atlanta United Paquetá - Milan Busquets - Manchester City Hazard - Manchester City Lukaku - Brisbane Roar Higuaín - Brisbane Roar
Players returned from injury: Dijon - Pogba Changes needed: TheSkeeter - Need a change Chiellini red. Zouma? Yes. Done. tne - Need a change for Lenglet red. - Kehrer; Hermoso to bench. VvD is back. Done. DelapThrows - Need a change for Romagnoli card accumulation. - Pezzella. Done; put Mustafi on bench. zeberdee - Need a change for Kimpembe card accumulation. - Albiol; Bartra to bench. Done. Extras: Liverpool - Neymar. Away. Brisbane Roar - Kanté. Away. Manchester United - Martial. Done. Dortmund - Tah. Done. Brighton - Alderweireld. Away. Dijon - Laporte. Away. Yellow Card Watch: 4 - Godín, Casemiro, Nainggolan, Varane, Alaba, Mallo, Roberto, Škriniar, Vrsaljko, Saúl, Umtiti, Verratti, Giménez, Alexander-Arnold, Vertonghen, Kaderábek, Pereira, Modrić, Witse, Felipe 3 - Meunier, Demirbay, Tolisso, Mandžukić, Perišić, Alba, Kanté, Marquinhos, Pavard, Adams, Partey, Akanji, Fabinho, Gomez, Isco, Acerbi, Sandro, Piszczek, Herrera, Sterling, Tagliafico, Suárez, Thiago, Roussillon, de Vrij Injuries: PSG - van Dijk - 5 months from 11/25. Back 4/14. Everton - ter Stegen - 7 weeks from 3/31. Everton - Zapata - 6 months from 12/9. Real Madrid - Piqué - 4 months from 3/2. Liverpool - Manolas - 4 months from 3/16. Fixtures (4/12-4/14) Werder Bremen - Real Madrid Tottenham Hotspur - Philadelphia Malmö - Milan Atlanta United - Liverpool Dortmund - Brighton Fiorentina - Everton Manchester United - Brisbane Roar PSG - Dijon Barcelona - Manchester City
I don't exactly care to admit how much I anxiously check this thread in the evenings to see how the Roar played.
No pressure but if you lose another you're probably in third with five to play City ain't fucking around
They may at some point because Militão got to 5 yellows for Skeeter but didn’t get suspended. I just don’t know what the rules are on it and don’t keep track of when guys got yellows, just how many. I always ask for a change at 5 just in case.
Since this thing is really dying out due to mismanagement by Shaun I propose that we just shut it down now and certify the standings as final.