Jennifer Lopez is now 52 yrs old

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    lechnerd is this the case?
     
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  2. Fudd

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    I would berry my dick so far inside her ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
     
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  3. Shawn Hunter

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  4. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    'Jennifer has a big butt, and it's good.'
     
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  5. Artoo

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    Says the woman that had an insurance policy on her ass.
     
  6. Gambler

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    What was she thinking might happen to her ass?
     
  7. TC

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    "Ms. Lopez, you're gonna pay these bills or we're gonna come up there and take it out of your ass."
     
  8. TLAU

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    just "tries to live a healthy lifestyle" which, unbeknownst to her, actually results in looking sexy af
     
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  9. BP

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  10. BuckeyeRiot

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    Much rather that be a picture for on set of a Hustler movie.
     
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  11. Gunners

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    Needs to chill with the hgh
     
  12. TC

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    Huge gluteus hormone. Am I right?
     
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  13. Capt Wigs

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    Looks like a tranny in that pic.
     
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  15. Shawn Hunter

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    Well, guess I like chicks with dicks then if that looks like a tranny.
     
  16. IHHH

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    Why am I not surprised
     
  17. TC

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    Doc’d
     
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  18. Nole96SC

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    Instead its going to be the first ever movie about a stripper that doesnt get naked in the movie.
     
  19. Joe_Pesci

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  20. hudson

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  21. pearl

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  22. Killy Me Please

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  23. sptony

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    i drunk text j-lo
     
  24. devine

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  25. Jack Parkman

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  26. Artoo

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    Check out the fun bags on that hose hound
     
  27. bigred77

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  28. Gambler

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    I bet she does butt stuff.
     
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  29. Detlef Schrempf

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    Those boobs busy just denying gravity
     
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  30. spagett

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    A Rod probably does too
     
  31. Festus McBadass

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    I’m sure she had an assist from a gifted surgeon
     
  32. Detlef Schrempf

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    Well someone give that man a raise.
     
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  33. devine

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    Would you rather be a rod or j lo
     
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  34. Gunners

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    I'd like to be pounding J Lo
     
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  35. Wu

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    A Rod looking like pee wee Herman
     
  36. ned's head

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  37. devine

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    Id like to be j lo getting pounded
     
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  38. Gunners

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    Sure ARod pounds well
     
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  39. Fusiontegra

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    He must work out.
     
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  40. dahldennsull

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    just gotta make sure there are no runners on base and it's not the post season
     
  41. Shawn Hunter

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    I'm sure he leads off in the gangbangs
     
  42. BP

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  43. skiedfrillet

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    That’s Latin America’s ass
     
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  45. Biship

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    Way hotter than 20 years ago

    Amazing
     
  46. $P1

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    I'd probably take her out for ice cream after a fine dinner at Red Lobster
     
  47. Jim Brockmire

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    She just keeps getting hotter and hotter.

    At this pace I figure she'll be about 75 when I jerk it to a still photograph of her for the first time since 1996.
     
  48. HotMic

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  49. Jim Brockmire

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    Would.
     
  50. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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