African Americans on Social Media

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  1. b0ne5

    b0ne5 Well-Known Member
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    Nandor the Relentless Deducer amirite?
     
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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I can't find it now, but he ran and Barry Sanders juked his mom to avoid the ass beating.
     
  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Saw this on my Facebook timeline; 43 comments
     
  4. pearl

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    At least 7
     
  5. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    A lot were saying 8 or 9 and some saying "pound" which I think might be 10
     
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  6. clemsonvianj

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    minimum 9-10. also depends how you play and if your partner was going nil (which they obviously should be if you have a hand like that).
     
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  7. Scblue

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    9
     
  8. Crepeswithasmile

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    69
     
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  9. WillySaliba

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    If you’re partner isn’t retarded 9, min.
     
  10. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    You cant say that just by looking at that hand. Partner might have Ace spades or King and Queen clubs.
     
  11. Mister Me Too

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    Calling Boston, but probably more like 8/9
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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  13. Mister Me Too

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  14. Blaster

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    I've never played spades with jokers before. How does that work? 13 cards * 4 players = 52 cards. What do you do about the 2 extra cards with the jokers included? Do jokers trump spades?

    Also, anyone with a hand like this bidding less than 9 is a yellow-bellied coward and no partner of mine
     
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  15. Festus McBadass

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    You take out two 2s
     
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  16. Mister Me Too

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    You take the 2 of clubs and 2 of hearts out, the 2 of diamond is the 3rd highest Trump card and the 2 of spades the 4th highest trump card.
     
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  17. NP13

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    That sounds stupid
     
  18. pearl

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    Joker, Joker, Deuce, Deuce
    Wtf? It’s Big Joker, Lil Joker, 2 of Spades, 2 of Diamonds.

    Don’t know who the fuck you be playing spades that taught you that the 2 of diamonds was higher than the 2 of spades
     
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  19. Mister Me Too

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    Red Joker is the high Joker, black joker is low joker and red deuce = high deuce, outside of Mississippi we try to stay consistent.
     
  20. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    What the fuck is this school bus wild card shit in spades?

    The ace of spade is the daddy. The king of spades next. Then the queen and so on.
     
  21. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    From the picture that's starting to emerge, in SC and Mississippi they play it the way pearl said. In NY they play how Mister Me Too said. And in TN they play that boring ass no wild cards shit
     
  22. pearl

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    Who the fuck plays like this? Y’all been playing wrong your entire lives
     
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  23. Nemesis05

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    We play joker-joker-deuce of spades- ace of spades...only time i have seen 2 deuces is online.
     
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  24. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    What state
     
  25. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    We are same
     
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  26. Mister Me Too

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    Facts don’t care about your feelings

     
  27. Mister Me Too

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  28. OhReally

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    That's an 8 hand all day.
     
  29. Nemesis05

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    Bama
     
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  30. Whammy Business

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    This is awesome.
     
  31. clemsonvianj

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    yes you can. only have to worry about big joker there (which most people playing with jokers allow one trade between partners). you obviously would play the clubs last since they're the ones you can't cover completely and by then your partner will have been able to throw out any high clubs (with it being doubtful that they have both the king and queen).
     
  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Whoops, dude getting called out now.

     
  33. shawnoc

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    Jersey checking in - boring no wild card version played here.
     
  34. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  35. pearl

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    Bruh just violated the sanctity of the barbershop by telling
     
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  36. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    that's the joke pearl
     
  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  38. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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  39. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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  40. Fecta23

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    I had a black classmate in law school, he said this to me all the time.
     
  41. pearl

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  42. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I almost can't laugh at that, but I did. That has to be a world record in going from 0-60 in disrespect.
     
  43. Jack Parkman

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  44. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I laughed because it was so shocking, but it's really sad thinking about how this kid learned that behavior at home and how it will affect him for the rest of his life.
     
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  45. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Wow, that was uncalled for
     
  46. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    i'm tryna drip like lil g
     
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  47. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    "STFU Bitch"
     

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  48. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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