Markers of trashy people

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  1. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Leaving trash on the beach
     
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  2. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    So trashy.
     
  3. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    You going to the Gulf to get a burger :8mm:

    OBA is the perfect amount of sourthern white folk bougie and wt imho
     
  4. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  5. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I don’t understand the burger comment.
     
  6. Simon Templar

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    Man, I’m super disappointed you aren’t in one of my selections of trashy beach towns
     
  7. Barves2125

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  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I grew up in a rural area. Never understood where all the beer cans on the sides of the road came from until I got a little older
     
  9. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    there is a shipping container place called the Gulf that has a decent burger
     
  10. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    Just saw a guy wearing a well faded version of this:

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  11. bigred77

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    WOAH WOAH WOAH!
    Dont you dare disrespect the Degeration X
     
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  12. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    Hilarious on a wrestler... absolutely awful on a regular human being in a store
     
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  13. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Leaving trash cans out at the curb for several days after collection
     
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  14. Shiggityshwo

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    agreed people who neglect their glutes are the worst
     
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  15. Bill the Butcher

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    Carrying things in both hands so he can't get to his guns. What a fuck tard.
     
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  16. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    He could use his mouth to get to the one by his ass.
     
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  17. Prospector

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    My God! His dick must be so small. Bet it looks funny on such a unit
     
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  18. EMAW FC

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    People that cross the street and walk slow as hell
     
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  19. duc15

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    At least give me the fake hustle
     
  20. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Saw a coworker eat a leftover pancake with her bare hand
     
  21. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  22. Shiggityshwo

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    I've rolled my eyes at much of this thread but this gets a strong yes from me, it's probably because this actually directly affects other people. Think it's the lack of awareness/compassion for the people in your surroundings that gets me the most when it comes to your everyday interactions tbh.
     
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  23. Bill the Butcher

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  24. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Hanging out at the river.

    Source: hung out at the river yesterday
     
  25. Tony Ray Bans

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    Im just imagining this guy waking up, throwing on his gun shirt, strapping on 2 pistols and then on his way out the door is like "oh shit, almost forgot my gun" and tucking that Dirty Harry special in the back next to that sick wallet chain. Good luck terrorists
     
  26. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Imagine how bold you'd have to be to run up and try to snag the wallet of the guy open carrying 3 guns.
     
  27. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Probably take a gun or two first
     
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  28. NCHusker

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    Posting in overly judgemental threads
     
  29. TheFreak55

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    :mulletsmug:
     
  30. Tiffin

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    This is very normal
     
  31. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Roll Tide
     
  32. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Overly judgmental snobbery has always been one of my favorite parts of the MB experience :ohdear:
     
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  33. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I try not to consider myself superior to others based on things as insignificant as hobbies or interests or musical tastes. Additionally a lot of things in this thread just seem to be a result of upbringing or economic status which are largely predetermined in America. I guess people find talking about this stuff entertaining based on the length of the thread though so I'm the weirdo
     
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  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Just entertainment and catharsis for me. I generally consider myself inferior to others for the most part. Liberal guilt and such
     
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  35. Goose

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  36. Tobias

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    damn zapped his ass, goose
     
  37. NCHusker

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    You sure got me there
     
  38. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    actually chuckled

    there was an attempt
     
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  39. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    what are you even doing on TMB then
     
  40. Taques

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    guilty :yousoricky:
     
  41. Wu

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    Don’t even think she was dipping it in syrup
     
  42. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    guilty :deerstandnotkneel:
     
  43. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    No assistance or lubrication
    Well you have been long known to be a raw dogger
     
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  44. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    gotta keep my pancakes keto bro
     
  45. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I am not above treating a leftover pancake like the piece of bread that it is.
     
  46. dump

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    whats wrong with eating a pancake like that
     
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  47. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I’m too tired on this here Monday to judge any of you

    Emily Post is rolling over in her grave
     
  48. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    throw that bitch in the toaster oven for a minute and thats a mighty fine leftover breakfast
     
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  49. Crepeswithasmile

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