2) we live over an hour from the trashville that has stuff like neiman Marcus and a Louis Vuitton store and a fucking olive garden I haven't locked the doors to my truck while at my house in years 3) do you even know any females
Look. Her frugality at driving 5 miles for unlimited bread sticks and salad should be commended in this situation.
This is the most cringeworthy post I’ve read today, and I read the entire autism award thread. Motherfucking yikes.
Sorry man Sorry Arrec Bardwin, seriously I'm in pretty pissed off mode right now and not real happy with my life situation
Well after a brief rabbit hole of drunken research - apparently Aladdin was Chinese (based on Scheherazade literature). I would have lost that bet.
Pretty much exactly my thoughts - I also wouldn't hesitate to just call a close friend in your area and say (hey need you to handle these dogs this weekend, I'll make it up to you). I dog-sit all the time for friends who are going out of town - having someone watch your dogs for one day is pretty much just you owing them a round of drinks or covering dinner next time you're out, if anything, unless they're a shitty friend. Parents (typically) are begging to watch kids so that is usually a layup barring other factors. But I'm sure this entire situation has already occurred as I'm several pages back on this thread at current.
Lease obligations to "maintain positive exterior appearances and consistency" etc - basically if you annoy them with how your balcony looks they will start legal proceedings (which typically if your balcony is trash, or in my case riddled with mid-range Coffee tables, you aren't going to be willing to accrue the financial burden of legally responding and will just move out). It gave me enough ammo to stop the coffee table hemorrhaging though so I just took it as a win.
The amount girls spend on hair is horrifying. I've had to assist a lot of girls with tax preparation over the last decade - I"m not exaggerating that it is usually a tight race between rent and hair for their biggest expense item if they are coloring it and doing extensions etc.
First thought, why are you seeing total rent/hair expenses just to prepare someone's tax return? Second thought, are some of these girls dancers/escorts and calling their hair maintenance a business expense?
Yea they write off all uniform and appearance items since they're hired as models. The rent comment was just as a comparative sidenote.
Sitting here watching baseball in the den with dog. Sweetums is in her room getting ready for a bachelorette thing. Her: I need you to help me count how many people are coming tonight. (Names her eight closest friends) Me: (Puzzled Look on my face). That’s eight. Her: That’s what I thought too. Me-shakes head and throws toy to dog.
Conversation I've had 100s of times while beimg married of over the last 16 years. Wife: Whatcha doing? Me: The ______ broke so I've got to replace the _____ . Wife: You sure you've gotta replace the _____ . Seems like you could just duct tape it back together or something. Me: Yes I'm sure, honey (my endearing term for her I subconsciously use when she is pissing me off). I wouldn't waste my time replacing the _____ if I could just simply duct tape it back together. Wife: If you say so. Tldr... Even if they have absolutely zero idea about the subject at hand, a woman will still have an opinion on it.
Walmart delivery thread reminded me of one. I go pick up the order during random weekday between work. Get home, unload the shit on the counter and there’s literally two bags of butter. Like two full bags of packs of butter. I text her and say what the fuck you planning to do with 32 sticks of butter? Her: “What do you mean?” Me: pic of 32 sticks of butter Her: “OMG I just wanted 8 sticks!” Me: “Did you not find it a bit pricey for 8 sticks of butter?”
Say you’re at the market buying potatoes. And that ten pound bag of potatoes costs $400. Then the grocery concierge tells you that a five pound bag of potatoes costs $400. That would be shocking, right, because a five pound bag should only cost $200.
Women would buy the 5 pound bag because they wouldn’t use the 10 pounds. Spoiler except they easily go through said 10 pounds
Talking about our upcoming trip to Europe: GF: I think the language barrier will be a challenge. Do they speak English in London? Me: Are you asking me if they speak English in England? GF: Asshole.
Fair enough, but I'm pretty sure she thought they spoke French or Italian in London as the main language.
Wife: “what do you think about _____ ?” Me: doesn’t agree with what she said Wife: gets pissed Just spitballing here, but maybe don’t ask someone’s opinion if you don’t want to hear it.
That’s on you, she is not asking for your opinion. She doesn’t give a shit about your opinion. She is asking you to comfort her in her opinion and you failed.
We’ve been together for 18 years, we passed PC answers years ago. Plus, I’d hate to break TMB rule 1.